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[Crazy Cow]

Hey, I gave you that one :p
But now, I'm tempted to write something. I read your Lyra suggestion and immediately thought that Lyra was already claimed by Bon-Bon, the popular fan theory based soley on the fact that the two show up in the same scenes, sometimes, in the background. I want to write a LyraxAnything ship now.

[TheBronzePickle]

So, she's like the pegasi in my headcanon now?

[Flying Dice]

I can't help posting them now. 


How about Lyra/BonBon/Scratch/Tavi/Whooves/Derpy? All at the same time, of course. Or a love hexagon.

[Crazy Cow]

The main problem is that I don't have the skill or knowledge to write something like that. I don't understand how relationships work, so I can't really write about one.
Cool to think about, though. I love the hexagon idea :p

[TheBronzePickle]

How about everyonexeveryone. A love omnigon.

[Sean Mirrsen]

"Today, I'm going to tell you about the word 'Omnigon'. An Omnigon is an amazing thing, that has ALL the fantastic sides, and ALL the awesome angles. ALL OF THEM."

[Crazy Cow]

I also want to do outlandish Rainbow ships to parody the RainbowxEverything movement :p
Problem is, I can't think of anything outlandish enough to be writable while still being outlandish. Know what I mean? :p

[MC Dirty]

I also want to do outlandish Rainbow ships to parody the RainbowxEverything movement :p
Problem is, I can't think of anything outlandish enough to be writable while still being outlandish. Know what I mean? :p

It's like the golden rule of the internet. You can never tell if something is a parody or if the writer really is that stupid. Look at Youtube comments.
In other words, no RainbowXSomething is outlandish enough because someone out there thought the same thing, but was serious.

[Sean Mirrsen]

RainbowXWobnair?

Hsad Wobnair, self-proclaimed greatest flyer from a town with an unpronounceable name.

I'm sorry, I just woke up and my brain isn't firing an all cylinders. Which might be a good thing if you're going for 'outlandish'.

[Furtuka]

Has anyone in the history of everything shipped something with Shipping Itself?

[TheBronzePickle]

Rainbow Dash x UPS?

[Sean Mirrsen]

UPS x DHL x Derpy? (x Rainbow?)

_{...too outlandish?}

[TheBronzePickle]

I think that's the exact kind of outlandish needed to make it a mostly-obvious parody.

Cue Bay12 pony thread simulator 2.

[Crazy Cow]

I was thinking RainbowxWar for a while.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

War was bored.
Death, as always, had it easy. Things died all the time, and they would until the End. Pestilence and Famine had been hit hard, but there were still diseases and there was still hunger.
Battle, though? Honest all-out war over whatever trivial thing had set off the fuses of mortals this time? That was gone. Gone were the days when ponies would sit down and brainstorm ways to put their powers to deadly use. Gone were the days when griffins would don their barding and wingblades and fly to war. Gone were the days when ponies fought, died and called out his name.
And so, War was bored. A black hoof dangled into a pool of blood, slowly stirring. Black eyes stared into the distance, unseeing. A powerful frame lay on the stone floor, covered in a crimson coat and rippling with muscles despite the fact that War had done little for centuries. The cave was undecorated except for dark-red splattered stains, long since dried and forgotten.
The horse sighed, looking down at the pool before him. With a more purposeful flick of his hoof, the pool slowly faded into an image of two ponies, a mare and a stallion yelling at each other.
Arguments? I have sunk low indeed, War thought sullenly as he flicked his hoof again. Another scene showed a rabbit as it stepped on a splinter. War angrily flicked his hoof again, sending droplets of blood flying from the pool.
A blue pegasus mare with rainbow hair on a mountain. Literally nothing was happening; War was about to scream and go kill something with his own hooves, Celestia be damned, before something happened. The mare stood up, shouted something, and took off. She flew into a cave...
And bucked a dragon in the face.
War sat, staring, as the scene unfolded, the dragon cornering the mare and her friends before another pony calmed the raging beast. War didn't care that the scene hadn't ended in blood; he was staring at the pegasus. The mare daring enough to buck a fully-grown dragon. In the face. War himself wasn't stupid enough to do that.
He got to his hooves, the image fading when his hoof left the pool. He had to find this pegasus. She was the only pony capable of honest battle, the only pony War had seen in centuries do anything other than throw pies at things. He had to find her and see if maybe, just maybe, this world would start to become a little more exciting after all.

[TheBronzePickle]

That's not quite outlandish enough. That or you just wrote it really well. I'm so tired I can't really tell anymore.