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Re: My Little Pony, Friendship Is Magic
« Reply #1170 on: November 09, 2011, 10:30:38 pm »

You see, that's why ponies need humans. They would never be able to weaponize, say... bucking telekinesis or weather control. We can.

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Re: My Little Pony, Friendship Is Magic
« Reply #1171 on: November 09, 2011, 10:56:47 pm »

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Re: My Little Pony, Friendship Is Magic
« Reply #1172 on: November 09, 2011, 11:36:25 pm »

You see, that's why ponies need humans. They would never be able to weaponize, say... bucking telekinesis or weather control. We can.

A very good point to make. Ponies do not wage war in such a barbaric fashion.

Please do correct me if I am wrong, but does Twilight Sparkle not show powers of mind control in Lesson Zero?
What stops her from enchanting herself to become unresistable for the leader of any given invading force?
She could, in the case of nazis, make Hitler her unconditional loveslave and control the whole Third Reich.

In fact, this would make it quite feasible that ponies are already among us, ruling our world while we are completely clueless of their existance.
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Re: My Little Pony, Friendship Is Magic
« Reply #1173 on: November 09, 2011, 11:45:52 pm »

You see, that's why ponies need humans. They would never be able to weaponize, say... bucking telekinesis or weather control. We can.

A very good point to make. Ponies do not wage war in such a barbaric fashion.

Please do correct me if I am wrong, but does Twilight Sparkle not show powers of mind control in Lesson Zero?
What stops her from enchanting herself to become unresistable for the leader of any given invading force?
She could, in the case of nazis, make Hitler her unconditional loveslave and control the whole Third Reich.

In fact, this would make it quite feasible that ponies are already among us, ruling our world while we are completely clueless of their existance.
The world's leaders aren't reptilians, they're just sexually dependent on unicorns.

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Re: My Little Pony, Friendship Is Magic
« Reply #1174 on: November 09, 2011, 11:47:52 pm »

With agents like Pinkie Pie, they don't even need to be among us to rule our world. They just need to exist, even theoretically, in any given universe.

In reality though, all "humans subvert Equestria" scenarios can end with one single event. "Discord is released, everybody loses."
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Re: My Little Pony, Friendship Is Magic
« Reply #1175 on: November 09, 2011, 11:49:27 pm »

Discord wouldn't get released if they don't argue near his statue.
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Re: My Little Pony, Friendship Is Magic
« Reply #1176 on: November 10, 2011, 12:01:36 am »

Humans, being humans, might release him even being nowhere near his statue. I mean, it took some fillies having a quarrel to break him out. How about a few thousand grown men going to war with each other?
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Re: My Little Pony, Friendship Is Magic
« Reply #1177 on: November 10, 2011, 12:05:04 am »

It didn't unbind when the Diamond Dogs captured Rarity. It didn't unlock when Spike and Twilight were fighting. It didn't unstick when Applejack and Rarity were having a hissy fit about each other.
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« Reply #1178 on: November 10, 2011, 12:08:32 am »

I was always under the impression that was coincidence anyway.
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Re: My Little Pony, Friendship Is Magic
« Reply #1179 on: November 10, 2011, 12:10:05 am »

It didn't unbind when the Diamond Dogs captured Rarity. It didn't unlock when Spike and Twilight were fighting. It didn't unstick when Applejack and Rarity were having a hissy fit about each other.

Maybe every act of disunity in Equestria contributes to freeing Discord, and the argument in the garden just happened to be the incident that finally pushed the containment spell past the breaking point.


You see, that's why ponies need humans. They would never be able to weaponize, say... bucking telekinesis or weather control. We can.

A very good point to make. Ponies do not wage war in such a barbaric fashion.

Please do correct me if I am wrong, but does Twilight Sparkle not show powers of mind control in Lesson Zero?
What stops her from enchanting herself to become unresistable for the leader of any given invading force?
She could, in the case of nazis, make Hitler her unconditional loveslave and control the whole Third Reich.

In fact, this would make it quite feasible that ponies are already among us, ruling our world while we are completely clueless of their existance.
The world's leaders aren't reptilians, they're just sexually dependent on unicorns.

I love the internet.


For the record, I would have no problem with this, assuming I could become a world leader. Uh. That sounded more creepy than I thought it would. I probably meant that in the sense of emotional dependancy. Yeah, let's go with that.  ;)
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Re: My Little Pony, Friendship Is Magic
« Reply #1180 on: November 10, 2011, 12:15:30 am »

It didn't unbind when the Diamond Dogs captured Rarity. It didn't unlock when Spike and Twilight were fighting. It didn't unstick when Applejack and Rarity were having a hissy fit about each other.

Maybe every act of disunity in Equestria contributes to freeing Discord, and the argument in the garden just happened to be the incident that finally pushed the containment spell past the breaking point.


You see, that's why ponies need humans. They would never be able to weaponize, say... bucking telekinesis or weather control. We can.

A very good point to make. Ponies do not wage war in such a barbaric fashion.

Please do correct me if I am wrong, but does Twilight Sparkle not show powers of mind control in Lesson Zero?
What stops her from enchanting herself to become unresistable for the leader of any given invading force?
She could, in the case of nazis, make Hitler her unconditional loveslave and control the whole Third Reich.

In fact, this would make it quite feasible that ponies are already among us, ruling our world while we are completely clueless of their existance.
The world's leaders aren't reptilians, they're just sexually dependent on unicorns.

I love the internet.


For the record, I would have no problem with this, assuming I could become a world leader. Uh. That sounded more creepy than I thought it would. I probably meant that in the sense of emotional dependancy. Yeah, let's go with that.  ;)
It could be that, or it could be that there has to be a certain discord/distance ratio. Three fillies beating the crap out of eachother at five yards may have released him. Ten thousand men ripping eachothers innards out in a spectacle of utter chaos would probably release him as well.

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Re: My Little Pony, Friendship Is Magic
« Reply #1181 on: November 10, 2011, 12:17:44 am »

The white light faded, and His face appeared.

"Hello, Doctor Freeman, it pleases me to... see... you again."

He moved closer.

"My employers have a... very special task for you to perform. There are those who would interfere with... our work... our... worlds."

A view of a green verdant landscape appeared, one that might have been on Earth, before they came, before it ended, before Black Mesa.

"Of coarse outside... influence on our affairs cannot be tolerated... and so it is... time they were shown the... costs of their meddling... throw a spanner into the works... or perhaps a crowbar."

As Gordan awoke He trailed off, "Or perhaps you can make some new friends..."
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Re: My Little Pony, Friendship Is Magic
« Reply #1182 on: November 10, 2011, 12:26:08 am »

It could be that, or it could be that there has to be a certain discord/distance ratio. Three fillies beating the crap out of eachother at five yards may have released him. Ten thousand men ripping eachothers innards out in a spectacle of utter chaos would probably release him as well.
That was basically what I was implying, yes. A little chaos up close could be equivalent to a lot of chaos at a distance.
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Re: My Little Pony, Friendship Is Magic
« Reply #1183 on: November 10, 2011, 12:29:10 am »

John Freeman who was GOrdon Freemans brother was one day in an office typing on a computer. He got an email from his brother that said that ponies and unicorns were attacking his place and aksed him for help. John Freeman got his computer shut down and went on the platform to the top of the building where he kept his motorcycle and normal peoples close because he was in his office lab coat.

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Re: My Little Pony, Friendship Is Magic
« Reply #1184 on: November 10, 2011, 12:30:11 am »

It could be that, or it could be that there has to be a certain discord/distance ratio. Three fillies beating the crap out of eachother at five yards may have released him. Ten thousand men ripping eachothers innards out in a spectacle of utter chaos would probably release him as well.
That was basically what I was implying, yes. A little chaos up close could be equivalent to a lot of chaos at a distance.
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