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Author Topic: My Little Pony, Friendship Is Magic  (Read 224550 times)

Fniff

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Re: My Little Pony, Friendship Is Magic
« Reply #345 on: October 25, 2011, 06:30:06 pm »
Personally, here is how I think Ponies meeting Humans would go.

1. Ponies discovered.
2. Stability for a while.
3. A nation or organization realizes the raw potential of ponies, especially unicorns.
4. Nation/organization found trying to kidnap a pony.
5. Ponies retaliate. Humans return fire.
6. Horrible war that destroys everything.
7. Humanity and ponies dead. Nothing left but the sorrowful howling of the wind.

Of course, I have a problem that I write up the worst thing that could happen for a fanfic. While I was reading My Little Dashie, I was just thinking near the end

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Re: My Little Pony, Friendship Is Magic
« Reply #346 on: October 25, 2011, 06:32:11 pm »
Or this could just be a kid's show with no extreme consequences about the implications of the magic and so on within :3
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Re: My Little Pony, Friendship Is Magic
« Reply #347 on: October 25, 2011, 06:33:06 pm »
Yeah, but that won't really stem the horrific barrages of images my mind just loves sending.
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Re: My Little Pony, Friendship Is Magic
« Reply #348 on: October 25, 2011, 06:34:21 pm »
Quote from: Fniff on October 25, 2011, 06:33:06 pm
Yeah, but that won't really stem the horrific barrages of images my mind just loves sending.
Or mine  :P
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Re: My Little Pony, Friendship Is Magic
« Reply #349 on: October 25, 2011, 06:36:12 pm »
Hey, it's not terrifying if you look at the ideas and go "Well, that would be cool!"

Now, I really need to find a way to start that whole Applebloom Becomes A Necromancer thing...
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Re: My Little Pony, Friendship Is Magic
« Reply #350 on: October 25, 2011, 06:36:34 pm »
Honestly, if humans did discover Equestria, a lot of bronies would be very quick to go hang out with them. A lot of zoophiles would probably try to hook up with what they presume to be a sentient race that could offer an animal body with intelligent thought.
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Re: My Little Pony, Friendship Is Magic
« Reply #351 on: October 25, 2011, 06:36:48 pm »
On a less bizarre note... well on an equally but completely different bizarre note...
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Re: My Little Pony, Friendship Is Magic
« Reply #352 on: October 25, 2011, 06:37:14 pm »
My version:

1. Ponies discovered.
2. Non-unicorn ponies immediately made into sausages and glue.
3. Unicorn ponies enslaved.
4. Golden age of humanity. No more poverty or disease. Unlimited amounts of energy. Ponydrive-powered starships capable of instantaneous teleportation across interstellar space. Human conquest of the entire known universe.
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Re: My Little Pony, Friendship Is Magic
« Reply #353 on: October 25, 2011, 06:37:39 pm »
Quote from: Necro910 on October 25, 2011, 06:34:21 pm
Quote from: Fniff on October 25, 2011, 06:33:06 pm
Yeah, but that won't really stem the horrific barrages of images my mind just loves sending.
Or mine  :P

Typical DF players.
It's all in the possible chance of bloodshed and flying disembodied limbs.
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Re: My Little Pony, Friendship Is Magic
« Reply #354 on: October 25, 2011, 06:38:59 pm »
Quote from: TheBronzePickle on October 25, 2011, 06:36:34 pm
Honestly, if humans did discover Equestria, a lot of bronies would be very quick to go hang out with them. A lot of zoophiles would probably try to hook up with what they presume to be a sentient race that could offer an animal body with intelligent thought.

It would fall under the stability part. Unfortunately, I don't think many CEOs or presidents are bronies, so...

Quote from: Sonlirain on October 25, 2011, 06:37:39 pm
Typical DF players.
It's all in the possible chance of bloodshed and flying disembodied limbs.

Hey, I'm just born to make Darkfics.

Born to make daaaaaark fics...
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Re: My Little Pony, Friendship Is Magic
« Reply #355 on: October 25, 2011, 06:39:21 pm »
Quote from: Sordid on October 25, 2011, 06:37:14 pm
My version:

1. Ponies discovered.
2. Non-unicorn ponies immediately made into sausages and glue.
3. Unicorn ponies enslaved.
4. Golden age of humanity. No more poverty or disease. Unlimited amounts of energy. Ponydrive-powered starships capable of instantaneous teleportation across interstellar space. Human conquest of the entire known universe.

"I have a dream that Celestia will come back and free us! I have a dream today!"
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Re: My Little Pony, Friendship Is Magic
« Reply #356 on: October 25, 2011, 06:41:33 pm »
Quote from: Sordid on October 25, 2011, 06:37:14 pm
My version:

1. Ponies discovered.
2. Non-unicorn ponies immediately made into sausages and glue.
3. Unicorn ponies enslaved.
4. Golden age of humanity. No more poverty or disease. Unlimited amounts of energy. Ponydrive-powered starships capable of instantaneous teleportation across interstellar space. Human conquest of the entire known universe.
Couldn't the unicorn ponies teleport away? Or simply teleport a knife into the attacking human's heart?  :P
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Re: My Little Pony, Friendship Is Magic
« Reply #357 on: October 25, 2011, 06:41:47 pm »
I think that at least a few bronies would probably fight for the ponies if it came to a situation where people were trying to exploit ponies. Considering I'm a brony, I'd say that the ponies might have a chance.
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Re: My Little Pony, Friendship Is Magic
« Reply #358 on: October 25, 2011, 06:41:56 pm »
Eh, I prefer my version. If the ponies had just asked, then they wouldn't have caused a horrible magical/nuclear/chemical/biological/conventional war! Both parties are guilty, just like real life sometimes. Plus, I doubt any brony would still like a pony if it was using magic to make your internal organs fry. It's like simple logic.
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Re: My Little Pony, Friendship Is Magic
« Reply #359 on: October 25, 2011, 06:42:43 pm »
Quote from: TheBronzePickle on October 25, 2011, 06:36:34 pm
Honestly, if humans did discover Equestria, a lot of bronies would be very quick to go hang out with them. A lot of zoophiles would probably try to hook up with what they presume to be a sentient race that could offer an animal body with intelligent thought.

Redundant much?
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