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Do what?

Kill the kobolds.
- 3 (75%)
Something else.
- 1 (25%)

Total Members Voted: 4


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Author Topic: A Peasant's Story  (Read 7156 times)

Monkeyfacedprickleback

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Re: A Peasant's Story
« Reply #75 on: October 26, 2011, 02:22:47 pm »
Aid the dragon so it owes you a life debt. Dragons have honour right?
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Yoink

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Re: A Peasant's Story
« Reply #76 on: October 26, 2011, 04:16:40 pm »
Quote from: scriver on October 26, 2011, 01:53:10 pm
I have no interpretation of creatures!

> Save the red-feathered, fishmilking, happy-go-lucky accountant Kobold.

This. Then strip off its armour and clothes and feed it back to the dragon, to avoid any nasty digestive problems.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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you need to reconsider your life
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rarborman

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Re: A Peasant's Story
« Reply #77 on: October 27, 2011, 07:08:46 am »
New poll time!
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"But to that second circle of sad hell, Where ‘mid the gust, the whirlwind, and the flaw Of rain and hail-stones, lovers need not tell Their sorrows. Pale were the sweet lips I saw, Pale were the lips I kiss’d, and fair the form I floated with, about that melancholy storm."

Yoink

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Re: A Peasant's Story
« Reply #78 on: October 27, 2011, 07:13:09 am »
Where's the 'take the kobold from the dragon, remove its equipment and then give it back' option? ???
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

rarborman

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Re: A Peasant's Story
« Reply #79 on: October 27, 2011, 07:25:47 am »
I think it counts under "torture the damn thing".
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"But to that second circle of sad hell, Where ‘mid the gust, the whirlwind, and the flaw Of rain and hail-stones, lovers need not tell Their sorrows. Pale were the sweet lips I saw, Pale were the lips I kiss’d, and fair the form I floated with, about that melancholy storm."

Yoink

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Re: A Peasant's Story
« Reply #80 on: October 27, 2011, 07:29:00 am »
Aha, I see. 8) Well, we just don't want our dear friend the dragon hurting his/her teeth, or belly, right?
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

scriver

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Re: A Peasant's Story
« Reply #81 on: October 27, 2011, 07:49:59 am »
It seems our young little peasant is a budding psychopath :D
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Love, scriver~

Yoink

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Re: A Peasant's Story
« Reply #82 on: October 27, 2011, 07:54:03 am »
Nonono,
 
Quote from: Yoink on October 27, 2011, 07:29:00 am
we just don't want our dear friend the dragon hurting his/her teeth, or belly, right?
she's a caring and compassionate soul! I mean, the dragon's our dragon! :P And a kobold's a kobold. Eugh.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

Askot Bokbondeler

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Re: A Peasant's Story
« Reply #83 on: October 27, 2011, 08:42:05 am »
let the dragon rough the kobold a bit, then throw it a pokeball
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rarborman

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Re: A Peasant's Story
« Reply #84 on: October 27, 2011, 09:11:08 am »
This is not pokemon, what part of "the dragon tore a chunk off the kobold" makes that unclear?

Anyways since there is only like 7 of your even reading this I'll move on.

You jump at the kobold, ripping the surprisingly light creature from the dragon with the exception of another chunk the dragon manages to hold onto, and swallow; The kobold falls nearly limp in your grasp, convulsing in intense pain; it is 'dressed' in a very long white shirt definitely never intended to be worn by the small thing and dirtied with soil where it hangs low enough to reach the ground, and stained in yellow blood from where the whelp bit it, its hand grips a coppery 'knife', a lacy pink scrap of cloth on it's head is the only other thing on it. While you are investigating the helpless kobold, you hear the dragon call and look to see a second kobold jabbing its 'spear' at the air between it and the attacking whelp, looking quite in fear.

What do now?
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"But to that second circle of sad hell, Where ‘mid the gust, the whirlwind, and the flaw Of rain and hail-stones, lovers need not tell Their sorrows. Pale were the sweet lips I saw, Pale were the lips I kiss’d, and fair the form I floated with, about that melancholy storm."

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Re: A Peasant's Story
« Reply #85 on: October 27, 2011, 10:16:27 am »
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This is not pokemon, what part of "the dragon tore a chunk off the kobold" makes that unclear?
Fight
      >Bite
A critical hit!
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Re: A Peasant's Story
« Reply #86 on: October 28, 2011, 02:02:48 am »
Can someone suggest some options? I cant do anything without options.
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"But to that second circle of sad hell, Where ‘mid the gust, the whirlwind, and the flaw Of rain and hail-stones, lovers need not tell Their sorrows. Pale were the sweet lips I saw, Pale were the lips I kiss’d, and fair the form I floated with, about that melancholy storm."

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Re: A Peasant's Story
« Reply #87 on: October 28, 2011, 07:59:38 am »
Take the kobolds knife and slice it's throat open. Then stab that spear kobold from behind in a sneak attack!
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Re: A Peasant's Story
« Reply #88 on: October 28, 2011, 08:07:16 am »
Poll.
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"But to that second circle of sad hell, Where ‘mid the gust, the whirlwind, and the flaw Of rain and hail-stones, lovers need not tell Their sorrows. Pale were the sweet lips I saw, Pale were the lips I kiss’d, and fair the form I floated with, about that melancholy storm."
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