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Author Topic: Your Fortress Mindset?  (Read 18700 times)

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Re: Your Fortress Mindset?
« Reply #60 on: October 24, 2011, 10:00:20 pm »
Quote from: Gizogin on October 24, 2011, 09:04:56 pm
Quote from: ASCIt on October 24, 2011, 09:02:14 pm
Is that a live fox, or a bunch of stuffed ones?
Actually, it's just Chuck Testa.
What?  You knew it was coming.

Actually, I was rather hoping for it.
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Re: Your Fortress Mindset?
« Reply #61 on: October 25, 2011, 03:50:43 am »
Untouched natural beauty. And incredible opportunity for unprecedented wealth and glory. Strike the earth!
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"Lithrushâst Kúdlizat: Fetidfur, the slick notch, a grizzly bear leather loincloth. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is studded with zinc, decorated with grizzly bear leather and encircled with bands of grizzly bear leather. This object menaces with spikes of grizzly bear leather."

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Re: Your Fortress Mindset?
« Reply #62 on: October 25, 2011, 04:50:33 am »
NOT THE FLYING SPAGHETTI PIRATES D:
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Re: Your Fortress Mindset?
« Reply #63 on: October 25, 2011, 05:06:46 am »
Teutonic Terror - Accept

The Theme song to my fortresses.  If you've never heard it, LOOK IT UP!!
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Quote from: Poindexterity on January 27, 2012, 10:21:31 pm
ive gotten in the habit of replacing my chief medical dwarf as soon as he gains any notable skill in diagnosis.
It's really funny watching them do unnecessary surgery because of a wrong diagnosis.
Quote from: ashton1993 on July 03, 2012, 02:48:12 pm
the conditions were bad enough to turn a dwarf who didn't care about anything mad, that's pretty hardcore.

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Re: Your Fortress Mindset?
« Reply #64 on: October 25, 2011, 05:39:06 am »
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Re: Your Fortress Mindset?
« Reply #65 on: October 25, 2011, 05:51:33 am »
That tongue is gigantic.

Anyway, my fortress mindset?

1. Gee, what a nice place. I always knew I was smart enough to play the Fortress Defence Mod in a terrifying biome!
2. Okay, settling in...
3. Gotta get this fortress bustling.
4. Oh look, snatchers. I suppose I better build traps...
5. A siege? This early? OH CHRIST THERE ARE SO MANY OF THEM.
6. OH MY GOD I ACTUALLY WON.
7. FUCKING DOUBLE TIME, DEFENCE AND A PROPER ARMY.
8. First actual threat enemy comes.
9. AGhGGHHGH-
10. Your fortress has crumbled to its end.
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Re: Your Fortress Mindset?
« Reply #66 on: October 25, 2011, 07:52:24 am »
Here's a characterization of my mind when I prepare to play DF.

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Re: Your Fortress Mindset?
« Reply #67 on: October 25, 2011, 07:51:55 pm »
Quote from: Shinotsa on October 19, 2011, 02:25:13 pm
"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." Is kind of the opposite of what I think when building my fortresses. If those little buggers rise after they fall then either the pit wasn't deep enough, or the fall wasn't nearly glorious enough. Take those as literally or as figuratively as you'd like.

I hope you don't mind, but this belongs in my sig. For the sheer awesomeness of it.

EDIT: To stay on topic:

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Usually the second one.
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Quote from: Goblin 3 to Goblin 1
I heard that I died.
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It was inevitable.
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Goodbye.
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Goodbye.

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Re: Your Fortress Mindset?
« Reply #68 on: October 25, 2011, 08:33:28 pm »
Quote from: JJtoocool on October 25, 2011, 07:51:55 pm
Quote from: Shinotsa on October 19, 2011, 02:25:13 pm
"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." Is kind of the opposite of what I think when building my fortresses. If those little buggers rise after they fall then either the pit wasn't deep enough, or the fall wasn't nearly glorious enough. Take those as literally or as figuratively as you'd like.

I hope you don't mind, but this belongs in my sig. For the sheer awesomeness of it.

EDIT: To stay on topic:

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Usually the second one.

HEY! Traveling backwards in time is not allowed until I figure out how to do it!

Also, I did an ironhand version of my project (due tomorrow), if anyone wants to see it.
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Re: Your Fortress Mindset?
« Reply #69 on: October 25, 2011, 09:29:13 pm »
This seems about right.



The animation starts at the beginning of my fortress.

Middle is about when I breach the caverns.

The end is when the first gobbo ambush shows up.
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Quote from: Virlomi on March 02, 2012, 10:57:13 am
Thank you everyone for the help! I've since flooded the fortress I was working on and now have a new one going up.

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Re: Your Fortress Mindset?
« Reply #70 on: October 25, 2011, 10:18:31 pm »
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Yeah, this sums up my plans for most forts. If it moves and isn't a Dorf, KEEEEEEEEL IT.
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Re: Your Fortress Mindset?
« Reply #71 on: October 26, 2011, 01:10:41 am »
Spoiler: Cry of the red fox (click to show/hide)
Seriously, foxes make several noises but this is the loudest one.  Fox howls are considerably more adorable than wolf howl~  And that about sums up my immediate reaction to any event that causes a pause.  "The liaison has arrived!" "HAAAGH!"  "An ambush, curse them!" "HAAGH!"  "Urist McNobodyCares has given birth to a resource hole!" "HAAAAAGH!"
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Re: Your Fortress Mindset?
« Reply #72 on: October 26, 2011, 02:15:43 am »
It starts off really mellow, like this:
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Then I start getting pumped for all the bloody shenanigans that I'm about to get into, and it turns into this:
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And then eventually, I start getting bored, which leads to one of these:
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Either way, I eventually end up at one of these:
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Re: Your Fortress Mindset?
« Reply #73 on: October 26, 2011, 05:32:31 am »
Ruthless - Ima Robot
"Hey, It's been a long time. May I introduce you to everything."
replace the "Great Radiator" with MAGMA (basicly all refrences to the sun are secretly refrences to magma).

Also:
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Re: Your Fortress Mindset?
« Reply #74 on: October 26, 2011, 05:52:50 am »
Mindset?

Well .. I check the personalities of the starting dwarves and make a decision after that.
 Last time my expedition leader was extremely selfish and closed to input. So she became ruler of the fort with an iron fist. What did she lust for? Metals. Beautiful metals.

 There wasn't a single metal on the whole map though. Except for cotton candy... which I mined, as I mentioned, without any real metal equipment.

 Did not end well.
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