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Jacob/Lee

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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #120 on: October 22, 2011, 10:59:21 am »
I have kobolds in my fort, too. You want to know what happens to them?

I take great care of them, of course! See!
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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #121 on: October 22, 2011, 11:06:26 am »
Quote from: Angel Of Death on October 22, 2011, 08:38:17 am
I'm going to list my favourite kobold killing methods in no paticular order.

I'll take a number nine; two number threes, one with fries, yeah, medium, sure; and a number eight, supersize it; all with drinks. Oh, do you still have those little packets of tartare sauce? Great. Can I pay with EFTPOS?
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« Reply #122 on: October 22, 2011, 01:24:29 pm »
Kobold rights activists are dwarves. Except they are a sub-species version of them. These dwarves are much kinder and weaker then the normal ones. They can't kill anything because they think its cute, even if it is currently disembowling them. These dwarves also hate caves and rocks and magma and prefer to live above-ground. Also, no one cares about them because of their complaints. If complaining goes on for too long, all the other races seeks them out to shut them up.

Even kobolds. Which are then killed RIGHT after.
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Nukarama

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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #123 on: October 22, 2011, 01:52:20 pm »
Let the record show I am not against killing kobolds, IF they deserve it. I was ambushed by the buggers and I slashed them to ribbons. I disapprove of needless slaughter of innocent ones, and if they are just taking a cup I would allow it, but not my cotton candy sabres.
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Quote from: Gatleos on August 13, 2011, 10:25:10 pm
And when the site infiltration feature is done, we can do that thing where two short people disguise themselves as one tall guy in a trenchcoat. Except the two people in question will be halves of the same person.
The perfect disguise.

King DZA

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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #124 on: October 22, 2011, 01:59:06 pm »
Unfortunately, kobold killing is not an option for me. Even if i wanted to. I'm not willing to gen a whole other world when I've just barely begun to scratch the surface of my current one. Someday, though...

Eh, I guess it's alright. Senseless kobold slaughter would violate my policy anyway.
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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #125 on: October 22, 2011, 04:29:23 pm »
Quote from: Masked_Hunter1825 on October 22, 2011, 01:24:29 pm
Kobold rights activists are dwarves. Except they are a sub-species version of them. These dwarves are much kinder and weaker then the normal ones. They can't kill anything because they think its cute, even if it is currently disembowling them. These dwarves also hate caves and rocks and magma and prefer to live above-ground.
Lies.
No dwarf dislikes magma. Even the ones who are swimming in it at the time. (If you inspect them, you can see they are ecstatic until they drown.)
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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #126 on: October 22, 2011, 05:44:10 pm »
Hm.
Is there a place with a bunch of kobold pictures stocked?

I need such a thing for research about being cruel and violent about them and not to print them out for pro-kobold propoganda.
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Nukarama

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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #127 on: October 22, 2011, 05:54:56 pm »
Quote from: Tradanbattlan on October 22, 2011, 05:44:10 pm
Hm.
Is there a place with a bunch of kobold pictures stocked?

I need such a thing for research about being cruel and violent about them and not to print them out for pro-kobold propoganda.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/3038348/
^That? Ever so slightly NSFW
EDIT: No this, http://tgchan.org/kusaba/tg/res/524-100.html
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Quote from: Gatleos on August 13, 2011, 10:25:10 pm
And when the site infiltration feature is done, we can do that thing where two short people disguise themselves as one tall guy in a trenchcoat. Except the two people in question will be halves of the same person.
The perfect disguise.

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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #128 on: October 22, 2011, 06:09:30 pm »
Quote from: Nukarama on October 22, 2011, 05:54:56 pm
Quote from: Tradanbattlan on October 22, 2011, 05:44:10 pm
Hm.
Is there a place with a bunch of kobold pictures stocked?

I need such a thing for research about being cruel and violent about them and not to print them out for pro-kobold propoganda.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/3038348/
^That? Ever so slightly NSFW
EDIT: No this, http://tgchan.org/kusaba/tg/res/524-100.html
Excellent. Thank you, brother. B)
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« Reply #129 on: October 22, 2011, 07:46:02 pm »
We don't need kobolds. They steal things and generally disrupt everyones lives. They are far more happy being dead then slowly starving. A mercy killing, really.

EDIT: When kobolds die, I steal their snouts for good luck.
« Last Edit: October 22, 2011, 07:49:57 pm by Masked_Hunter1825 »
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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #130 on: October 22, 2011, 10:34:02 pm »
Looks like Kill a Kobold Month is facing a lot of

stiff

competition.
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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #131 on: October 22, 2011, 10:39:05 pm »
For every kobold you kill, I give three more relationships on the popular koboldic dating website caveHarmony! Wahaha!
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« Reply #132 on: October 22, 2011, 10:47:39 pm »
Quote from: Tradanbattlan on October 22, 2011, 10:39:05 pm
For every kobold you kill, I give three more relationships on the popular koboldic dating website caveHarmony! Wahaha!
Grab your torches and pitchforks, dwarves! We're sacking a server!
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« Reply #133 on: October 22, 2011, 10:49:06 pm »
Quote from: Tradanbattlan on October 22, 2011, 10:39:05 pm
For every kobold you kill, I give three more relationships on the popular koboldic dating website caveHarmony! Wahaha!
For every kobold you impregnate, I will nail seven to a wall by their snout! :P
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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #134 on: October 22, 2011, 11:56:17 pm »
Quote from: simonthedwarf on October 22, 2011, 10:34:02 pm
Looks like Kill a Kobold Month is facing a lot of

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competition.
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Quote from: Gatleos on August 13, 2011, 10:25:10 pm
And when the site infiltration feature is done, we can do that thing where two short people disguise themselves as one tall guy in a trenchcoat. Except the two people in question will be halves of the same person.
The perfect disguise.
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