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My fortress died to a FREAKING UNICORN TITAN?!
« on: October 17, 2011, 05:31:32 am »
Faci Parchglow the Jade Heat was a crystal unicorn she was one of the first of her kind she was associated with love and wealth.
This is the legends description to the titan that slaughtered the majority of my fortress.. A unicorn.. MURDERED 40 DWARFS!!! It was made of crystal and from what I can tell has no symptoms. Why!?!?!?!?!??!?!

Picture coming up how do I upload pics by the way?
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Re: My fortress died to a FREAKING UNICORN TITAN?!
« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2011, 06:00:00 am »
You're wondering how a unicorn titan killed everything? HA!

Even regular unicorns can kill entire fortresses.
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Re: My fortress died to a FREAKING UNICORN TITAN?!
« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2011, 06:09:36 am »
Quote from: Oliolli on October 17, 2011, 06:00:00 am
You're wondering how a unicorn titan killed everything? HA!

Even regular unicorns can kill entire fortresses.
Yeah. I don't want to imagine what a CRYSTAL unicorn could do.

Crystal unicorn... Sounds like a good name for a rock band.
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Re: My fortress died to a FREAKING UNICORN TITAN?!
« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2011, 06:57:32 am »
Quote from: Angel Of Death on October 17, 2011, 06:09:36 am
Quote from: Oliolli on October 17, 2011, 06:00:00 am
You're wondering how a unicorn titan killed everything? HA!

Even regular unicorns can kill entire fortresses.
Yeah. I don't want to imagine what a CRYSTAL unicorn could do.

Crystal unicorn... Sounds like a good name for a rock band.


Yeah, death-eco-satanic rock.

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EDIT: also OP post the description please. Pictures are usually uploaded to some free image hosting and then linked here.
« Last Edit: October 17, 2011, 06:59:07 am by nanomage »
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Re: My fortress died to a FREAKING UNICORN TITAN?!
« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2011, 06:58:57 am »
It is now your obligated duty to defeat this crystal unicorn in any manner possible to avenge your fallen dwarves.

A little off from the topic, but these things are randomly generated in 2010, right?
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Re: My fortress died to a FREAKING UNICORN TITAN?!
« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2011, 07:03:07 am »
Quote from: Box on October 17, 2011, 06:58:57 am
A little off from the topic, but these things are randomly generated in 2010, right?

Yeah. They're pretty awesome like that.
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Re: My fortress died to a FREAKING UNICORN TITAN?!
« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2011, 08:48:07 am »
Wow, so this thing was actually worshipped as a deity? I don't think I've had any titans like that visiting my fort.
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Re: My fortress died to a FREAKING UNICORN TITAN?!
« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2011, 10:23:44 am »
Half of my fortress just got a fun treatment from an undulating glass humanoid with a trunk.
« Last Edit: October 17, 2011, 06:28:31 pm by Mike Mayday »
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Re: My fortress died to a FREAKING UNICORN TITAN?!
« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2011, 02:52:16 pm »
Well for one thing, horses and camels and such are already powerful due to there size and hooves. A unicorn is a horse with a nice big spike on its forhead. A giant crystal unicorn could take on quite a few organic creatures and win.
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Re: My fortress died to a FREAKING UNICORN TITAN?!
« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2011, 06:06:58 pm »
Haha, Yes, I shall take sword and slay this foul beast! Or fail abysmally...  Although if my entire militarily could not defeat it I doubt one demigod could...
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« Reply #10 on: October 17, 2011, 06:08:21 pm »
I'll get around to posting the picture today. Once I get back from school/work I will post le picture of the shiny unicorn that molested my fortress!
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Re: My fortress died to a FREAKING UNICORN TITAN?!
« Reply #11 on: October 17, 2011, 07:19:36 pm »
Quote from: TheShotgunSurgeon on October 17, 2011, 06:08:21 pm
shiny unicorn that molested my fortress!

Quote from: Pokon on October 17, 2011, 02:52:16 pm
A unicorn is a horse with a nice big spike on its forhead

spike...molest...WHYYYY
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Re: My fortress died to a FREAKING UNICORN TITAN?!
« Reply #12 on: October 17, 2011, 07:27:18 pm »
Princess Molestia!
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Re: My fortress died to a FREAKING UNICORN TITAN?!
« Reply #13 on: October 17, 2011, 07:29:11 pm »
Molest? How wonderful!

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« Reply #14 on: October 17, 2011, 07:34:56 pm »
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