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[Fniff]

You are part of the Registry, or you simply wish to do something that involves the Registry. The Registry has replaced everything that resembles modern culture. You buy groceries, get power and preform other minor duties with them. The problem is is that it is utterly insane and beuarucratic. It is a crumbling mess of a place and the employees actively hate you.

The objective of the Employees is to waste as much time for the Customers as possible until the Registry closes. Be as vague and contradictory as possible. Give them as many forms as you can. Drive them mad. You don't actually know what the forms are, so it's kinda a crapshoot because they might be useful. You win if the time runs out and the Customers haven't completed their goal.

The objective of the Customers is to deal with this soul crushing madness until you can go home happy your heating works and wondering why this couldn't be solved faster You get an objective, and you can choose any way to fulfill it. The objective is simple in our world. Buy groceries, get repairman or put your kids in daycare. It's not so easy in this RTD. Game is done when you complete the objective.  Good luck, and godspeed.

This will go in rounds, lasting 60 turns.

Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name:
Team:
Personality:

Six people needed, three on each team. This is going to be soooo soul crushing.

[Fniff]

For player lists and victories.

Players

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name:Clarence Mc.Fiddle
Team: Customer
Personality: Completely and utterly sociopathic. Enjoys flaying people with cheese graters.

Name: Jacob Charleson
Team: Customer
Personality: Calm Intelligent guy who doesn't really get angry that often, but when he does he gets really fucking angry.

Name: Heddiger Arnold Ludvigsen or simple HAL
Team: Costumer
Personality:
Completely devoid of emotions, has a tendency to speak with a creepy monotone voice.
He shows no expression on his face, however behind this tranquil facade is a ticking bomb waiting to go off.

Name: Bertrude Smythe
Team: Bureaucrat
Personality: Stubborn, dismissive, outwardly calm, and not given to exceeding her responsibilities, Bertrude has a hidden mean streak about her and enjoys things being how they should be. Lovely hair though.

Name: John McCardell
Team: Bureaucrat
Personality: Terminally bored, myopic, stubborn, and ADD riddled. Good luck getting him to do anything for you.

Name: Maribel Kreutzer
Team: Bureaucrat
Personality: Scizophrenic. At times, she is helpful and nice but does not actually know her way around the place, most of the time, she's intelligent, calculating and very bored, seeing other people as a means to having fun on their costs. It tends to come up when dealing with customers. Neither personality knows of the other's existence and neither can remember what they did as the other one.

Waiting List

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Name: He can't remember, might be Bob
Team: Customers... possibly? He's not really sure
Personality: An alzheimer's patient, he can't remember anything else

[Ultimuh]

So.. what.. are we supposed to be?
I mean, what kind of teams?
Just.. pure bureaucratic middlemen?

[Fniff]

Bureaucrats stop the Customers from achieving their goal. Goals are usually things like "Get your boiler repaired" or "Get a new job". Bureaucrats try to make the round drag on while staying creative with their insanity.

[Ultimuh]

Alright then.. I'll give this a vague shot.

Name:
Team:
Personality:

...


...


BLARGH names are hard!

[Fniff]

Try behind the name.

[Bdthemag]

Name: Jacob Charleson
Team: Customer
Personality: Calm Intelligent guy who doesn't really get angry that often, but when he does he gets really fucking angry.

[Sinpwn]

Name:Clarence Mc.Fiddle
Team: Customer
Personality: Completely and utterly sociopathic. Enjoys flaying people with cheese graters.

[Ultimuh]

Alright.. second try..

Name: Heddiger Arnold Ludvigsen or simple HAL
Team: Costumer
Personality:
Completely devoid of emotions, has a tendency to speak with a creepy monotone voice.
He shows no expression on his face, however behind this tranquil facade is a ticking bomb waiting to go off.

[lawastooshort]

Could I reserve a bureaucrat's spot for a couple of hours?

edit:

Name: Bertrude Smythe
Team: Bureaucrat
Personality: Stubborn, dismissive, outwardly calm, and not given to exceeding her responsibilities, Bertrude has a hidden mean streak about her and enjoys things being how they should be. Lovely hair though.

[Fniff]

Go ahead.

[SeriousConcentrate]

I'll give it a try.

Name: John McCardell
Team: Bureaucrat
Personality: Terminally bored, myopic, stubborn, and ADD riddled. Good luck getting him to do anything for you.

[Sinpwn]

So far we have two sociopaths, someone with the disposition of a child and one who you really don't want to piss off. This is going to be awesome.

[Ultimuh]

Wait.. what? uuh.. I wasn't supposed to be customer.. I thought it was Customer support.
Blargh!
I need soda.. to stay more.. uuh.. something..
But.. there is 6 more hours until the stores opens! 


Ah well, I guess customer is good enough for now.

[Errol]

Name: Maribel Kreutzer
Team: Bureaucrat
Personality: Scizophrenic. At times, she is helpful and nice but does not actually know her way around the place, most of the time, she's intelligent, calculating and very bored, seeing other people as a means to having fun on their costs. It tends to come up when dealing with customers. Neither personality knows of the other's existence and neither can remember what they did as the other one.