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[UltraValican]

I send in another invasion fort an begin consturcting a fortress in the clevage.

[micelus]

I nuke everyone and everything. My crater!

[peglegpengeuin]

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[micelus]

I unreverse time. Still. My. Hill.

[peglegpengeuin]

I unreverse time. Still. My. Hill.

Crater, actually.

I invert matter and empty space, making each turn into the other, and turning the crater into a hill. Doing so also kills everyone, but by pure coincidence creates exact structural replicas of everyone elsewhere in the universe. I then proceed to take the hill.

[Trapezohedron]

I shapeshift into a little girl, and trick a disguised cat abomination to form a contract with me.
I then wish that the hill you're on was mine.

My hill.

[micelus]

Meh, I forgot about that.

I bring in copious amounts of anti-matter and destroy everything. Including myself. No one's nothing.

[Gamerlord]

I create the world again.

My hill.

[Jellycat12]

I summon a dragon who eats you and leaves. My hill!

[QuakeIV]

I shoot you to death with a revolver and set up primitive sandbag fortifications on the hill.  My hill.

[Sinpwn]

I dump thousands of kittens on the hill. My Hill! Kittens' Hill!

[peglegpengeuin]

I send in hot air balloons to counteract your sand bags, and then sneak up behind you and push you off of what is now... My hill.

Dang. I send in anti-kittens, and on contact both kittens and anti-kittens are annihilated. I then sneak up behind you and push you off. Or... are you even on it? Either way, I act sneaky as I take the hill. My hill.

[Neyvn]

I say. "Behind You".
Stab you in the back, and then claim the hill for myself...

[Flying Dice]

I bomb the hill with napalm before crashing into it. My hill.

[Gamerlord]

I whack you on the head with a stick.

My hill.