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[UltraValican]

I blow you up with propane, I tell you what. My hill

[Trapezohedron]

I dig out the soil below you, collapsing your hill in the process. I then reclaim the ocean adjacent of the hill with the soil I dug and make a hill.

My hill.

[Maxinum McDreich]

Using my power of forsight, I forsaw your move and planted dynamite under the ocean bed and set it off as you claimed victory.

I stood on the biggest mound that resulted from the blast. My... er... hill?

[ExKirby]

I move you and the "hill" to the inside of the ring on WWE Raw. Oh look, it's Mark Henry with a Steel Chair!

((Mark Henry can break ankles with dem steel chairs.))

Mark Henry's hill-I mean, ring!

[Maxinum McDreich]

With broken ankles, I crawl over, strap some C4 on that wrestling nobody, rush back, laugh insanely pushing a button and see Mark Henry explode!

My ring AND hill!

Even if I am just lying face down with broken ankles. Damn steel chair.

[Elfeater]

I push the hill into the sea and then swim to the top of it. My hill

[Ultimuh]

I break out of the prison by flexing my muscles at the guards, sparkling so much that the guards let me out due to fear.
I then swim out to the hill and FalconArmstrong-punches Elfeater in the face, he flies off into the distance.
[sparkle]"MY! HILL!" *flexes muscles*[/sparkle]

[Trapezohedron]

I summon Jack Kirby, who then writes you out of existence.

EDIT: How could I forget to declare that this hill is mine?

My hill.

[BunnyBob77]

I wait millions of upon millions of years, until most of the universe has ceased to exist.  All life is gone, and all that remains of everything that ever existed is a hill floating through nothingness...with me standing on top of it.
My hill.

[Elfeater]

I appear after having a really bad head ache and push you down the hill. The hill is mine

[Neyvn]

I use my powers of Telepathy to implant the desire for that REALLY LARGE Cup of coffee, then use my other power of telekinesis to retrieve a secondary hill from nearby and place it next to my hill so now we have two hills that look like a large set of boobs...



\\My Girlfriend invented this one, please don't blame me\\

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

Screw the hill i Set up camp in the cleveage. My Cleveage!

[Jellycat12]

I cover you in custard and summon a hourd of kittens who smother you to death. My kitten covered Hill!

[UltraValican]

Screw the hill i Set up camp in the cleveage. My Cleveage!

I send my Orcish troops to take over your boob camp.

[Elfeater]

I get a buch of ravenous dogs to chase off your cats into the orcs to drive off said orcs. Both hills are mine ... Yay boobies