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Author Topic: King of the Hill  (Read 9919 times)

Trapezohedron

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #30 on: October 16, 2011, 07:16:06 am »

I create a rift in spacetime, trapping you and your waters in a dark void. I then claim the hill for myself. My hill.
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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #31 on: October 16, 2011, 07:17:49 am »

I nuke the hill, and claim it in the afterlife.

My hill.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #32 on: October 16, 2011, 07:27:52 am »

I set up a small shop which sells propane and propane accessories, using the capital i gain from years of work I buy the land the hill resides on and kick you out. My Hill!
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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #33 on: October 16, 2011, 07:32:14 am »

"Toki wa Tomare"

A thousand ethereal knives come out and proceed to pierce through every single piece of flesh in your body.

Time then resumes and you suffer a horribly painful death.

I then come back as a ghost and claim the hill... again...

My Hill. MINE!
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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #34 on: October 16, 2011, 08:11:55 am »

Ok then if thats how we are all going to play this...

I claim the Earth, thus EVERY HILL IS NOW MINE!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #35 on: October 16, 2011, 08:15:58 am »

I claim Olympus Mons, on mars. My hill.
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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #36 on: October 16, 2011, 08:42:44 am »

I find the restart universe button.

PUSH.

I walk up the hill. My hill.
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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #37 on: October 16, 2011, 08:44:03 am »

I mine out your hill and build an artificial hill under me. My hill.
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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #38 on: October 16, 2011, 08:47:53 am »

I tie you to 30 weather balloons, all stuffed full of helium, and take a seat as you float away. My Hill.
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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #39 on: October 16, 2011, 08:51:58 am »

I tie you to 30 weather balloons, all stuffed full of helium, and take a seat as you float away. My Hill.
I pop the balloons with my laser eyes and fall on you, killing you instantly. My hill.
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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #40 on: October 16, 2011, 09:21:25 am »

I ask if "would you kindly move off that hill so i can take your place?" My hill.
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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #41 on: October 16, 2011, 09:21:58 am »

I relocate the hill 30 pixels to the left. I stand on the new hill. My hill.
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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #42 on: October 16, 2011, 12:41:20 pm »

I call upon Yuki Nagato who changes your data so you become a nice comfy house ontop. I climb up the hill after thanking her, comfortably sipping tea.
My hill.
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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #43 on: October 16, 2011, 12:43:45 pm »

I stab you with a knife, my hill
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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #44 on: October 16, 2011, 12:44:21 pm »

I simply declare that this is my hill. My hill.
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