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Author Topic: King of the Hill  (Read 9916 times)

Bdthemag

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #15 on: October 16, 2011, 01:56:24 am »

I claw my way out of your stomach, bring the hill with me. My hill.
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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #16 on: October 16, 2011, 02:07:27 am »

I rip off my shirt an run up the hill with my muscular arms ready to hug you while shouting
[sparkle]"These muscles have been passed down the armstrong line for generations! Feel them!"[/sparkle]
Naturally you run away in fear.
[sparkle]"This hill will be passed down in the Armstring family for generrations!"[/sparkle]*flexes*
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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #17 on: October 16, 2011, 02:09:21 am »

I host a committee in the UN, investigating the properties of your sparkles. They are declared a bio-weapon and you are imprisoned for breaking the Geneva convention (I think. Some anti-bio-weapon treaty).

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #18 on: October 16, 2011, 02:55:07 am »

I push you off the hill. Mah hill.
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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #19 on: October 16, 2011, 02:56:42 am »

I lecture you on the importance of creativity in a game such as this, and ban you from the hill for a short amount of time so you can reflect upon it. My hill.
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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #20 on: October 16, 2011, 02:58:35 am »

The short amount of time is up. I push you off the hill. My hill.
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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #21 on: October 16, 2011, 03:08:12 am »

I ride a Tyrannosaurus Rex onto the hill and it eats you.

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micelus

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #22 on: October 16, 2011, 03:13:00 am »

I engineer a disease targeting only dinosaurs.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #23 on: October 16, 2011, 03:30:08 am »

I crush you with The Force.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #24 on: October 16, 2011, 05:07:21 am »

I use The Force to push you off the hill. My hill.
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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #25 on: October 16, 2011, 05:31:06 am »

I hire a fleet of dumtruck to bury you alive. I climb upon your grave and do a silly dance. My hill
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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #26 on: October 16, 2011, 05:42:45 am »

I drop MY Hill on top of YOUR Hill...

NOW they are both my Hills...
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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #27 on: October 16, 2011, 06:40:17 am »

I completely ignore the lump of dirt you are all fighting for, and set up a chair atop that mountain over there. My hill.
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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #28 on: October 16, 2011, 07:00:42 am »

I Assemble a team of the finest mountaineers and moutian climbers. Aided by nepali shepards I climb to the peak of the Largest mountain in the world... Mauna Kea! MY HILL!!
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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #29 on: October 16, 2011, 07:09:45 am »

To properly ascend Mauna Kea, you need to start at the bottom - underwater. You and your sherpas drown. Still my hill.
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