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[ExKirby]

This is as silly as it gets for forum games. We have a metaphorical "hill"
(It can really be anything of significance). Your job is to take the hill in the silliest fashion possible, then finish up with "MY HILL" or some other claimance to it. For example...

A: I climb up the hill. My hill!
B: I shoot you and fly to the hill. My hill!
C: I poke you and you fall off the hill. My hill!
A: I turn into a zombie and eat your brains. My hill.

You get the idea. I'll go first.

I make a hill appear and stand on it. My hill.

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

I drop a *steel anvil* on you. then climb the hill. My Hill!

[Dwarmin]

Dwarmin rides in from space on a flaming D20 dice that lands on you for [20] damage! My Hill!

[Roboboy33]

I fly in riding a space llama that shoots lasers and kill you. My hill.

[Megaman]

I shot you with a mega buster thingy! Mine Hillen!

[Angle]

The hill sinks into the ground and reemerges beneath me! My Hill!

[Powder Miner]

I fire flaming jim-men named jim at you, who obliterate your left arm and make a new universe. OMNOMNOMNOMUS the Universe eater wants a light snack, so h eats the universe but there was a cookie in that universe that didn;t agree with him so he throws up, creating a vomit monster that gets into a duel with him. A random tree turns out to be BAt-Man i disiguise, and it throws a uberbatarang, klling you, the vomit monster, and OMNOMNOMNOMUS. I climb onto the hill. My hill.

[Maxinum McDreich]

The hill turns out to be a dormant volcano which suddenly becomes active, killing you. I climb up and, using my Engine Of Improbability, close the volcano, returning it to it's former state.
My Hill

[BunnyBob77]

I wait for you to die of old age, then steal the hill.  My hill.

[Hubris Incalculable]

i steal your "sword-chucks yo" from you and kill you. My hill.

[Bdthemag]

I transport the hill to a different dimension of which I rule over, my hill!

[kilakan]

I change the hill into a pile of flaming books, which burn you to ashes.  I sit upon them, my hill.

[stabbymcstabstab]

I transport images from every chick flick there is in to your brain and watch you suffer. my hill.

[Bdthemag]

I make you realize that joke wasn't funny, you die from the realization. My hill.

[Gamerlord]

I consume the hill. My hill.