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[ASCIt]

I...uh, I was checking over my current military conquest of the underground structure, and I saw a random elf merchant and his pack animals wandering around among the corpses... He seems like he knows what he's doing, so I guess I'll just leave him to it for now...

[Wannazzaki]

Looter! Kill him with redwater!

[Akura]

Seems like there's a part of the caverns that extends off-map. Merchants will head through them, especially if the path is quicker than reaching the above-ground map edge.

Or he's stupid and stuck, and will eventually go insane. Either explanation is good.

[ASCIt]

That's basically what I figured, but I really wasn't expecting to see a single elf calmly ambling through the spoiler house.

[Girlinhat]

ThatAusieGuy has shown that caravans will exit through HFS if it's a viable map edge.

[Necro910]

ThatAusieGuy has shown that caravans will exit through HFS if it's a viable map edge.

Them elves are goin' to Hell anyway 

[UristMcHuman]

Looter! Kill him with redwater!

If he does not carry a bag in his inventory¹ and isn't going towards your gold/platinum/adamantine/high-value/quality item stockpiles, then said elf is not, repeat, NOT a looter.

ThatAusieGuy has shown that caravans will exit through HFS if it's a viable map edge.

Them elves are goin' to Hell anyway 

Be it literally, or through the loss of his unprotected² life.

¹_{No, saying that his pack animals have bags, barrels or bins is also NOT an excuse. (and besides, the elf entry in the entity_default.txt lacks the [ITEM_THIEF] tag. This should be hard-coded to keep them from stealing stuff)}

²_{Not saying that your candy-clad legendary +5 axedwarfs won't defend them (though I know you'll make them kill pointlessly murder the innocent, helpless Elven traders)}

[Wannazzaki]

Looter! Kill him with redwater!

If he does not carry a bag in his inventory¹ and isn't going towards your gold/platinum/adamantine/high-value/quality item stockpiles, then said elf is not, repeat, NOT a looter.

ThatAusieGuy has shown that caravans will exit through HFS if it's a viable map edge.

Them elves are goin' to Hell anyway 

Be it literally, or through the loss of his unprotected² life.

¹_{No, saying that his pack animals have bags, barrels or bins is also NOT an excuse. (and besides, the elf entry in the entity_default.txt lacks the [ITEM_THIEF] tag. This should be hard-coded to keep them from stealing stuff)}

²_{Not saying that your candy-clad legendary +5 axedwarfs won't defend them (though I know you'll make them kill pointlessly murder the innocent, helpless Elven traders)}

Due to your status of being an elf, everything you say is automatically a lie. You are the Fox News of bay12.

[Girlinhat]

Due to your status of being an elf, everything you say is automatically a lie. You are the Fox News of bay12.

You win.  Just, win...

[ASCIt]

Looter! Kill him with redwater!

If he does not carry a bag in his inventory¹ and isn't going towards your gold/platinum/adamantine/high-value/quality item stockpiles, then said elf is not, repeat, NOT a looter.

ThatAusieGuy has shown that caravans will exit through HFS if it's a viable map edge.

Them elves are goin' to Hell anyway 

Be it literally, or through the loss of his unprotected² life.

¹_{No, saying that his pack animals have bags, barrels or bins is also NOT an excuse. (and besides, the elf entry in the entity_default.txt lacks the [ITEM_THIEF] tag. This should be hard-coded to keep them from stealing stuff)}

²_{Not saying that your candy-clad legendary +5 axedwarfs won't defend them (though I know you'll make them kill pointlessly murder the innocent, helpless Elven traders)}

Come now, I thought I've made it quite clear that while I scorn, kill, and even enslave elven men, I am quite..."good" to their women.

[UristMcHuman]

Looter! Kill him with redwater!

If he does not carry a bag in his inventory¹ and isn't going towards your gold/platinum/adamantine/high-value/quality item stockpiles, then said elf is not, repeat, NOT a looter.

ThatAussieGuy has shown that caravans will exit through HFS if it's a viable map edge.

Them elves are goin' to Hell anyway 

Be it literally, or through the loss of his unprotected² life.

¹_{No, saying that his pack animals have bags, barrels or bins is also NOT an excuse. (and besides, the elf entry in the entity_default.txt lacks the [ITEM_THIEF] tag. This should be hard-coded to keep them from stealing stuff)}

²_{Not saying that your candy-clad legendary +5 axedwarfs won't defend them (though I know you'll make them kill pointlessly murder the innocent, helpless Elven traders)}

Due to your status of being a elf peaceful diplomat, everything you say is automatically a lie recorded as a speech against murdering neutral beings. You are the Fox WCCO News of bay12.

Fix'd that for you.

Oh, and I also fix'd a minor spelling error in there, Girlinhat. Don't take that as an offense.

[ClkWrkJester]

Given the disagreement over his intentions I'm afraid we have to kill them to be sure, in case they attempt to steal socks.

[Epithemius]

Due to your status of being an elf, everything you say is automatically a lie. You are the Fox News of bay12.

Can I sig this? It's so dwarven, it's true 

[Vehudur]

Due to your status of being an elf, everything you say is automatically a lie. You are the Fox News of bay12.

Can I sig this? It's so dwarven, it's true 

Asking is not dwarvenly! 

[Epithemius]

Due to your status of being an elf, everything you say is automatically a lie. You are the Fox News of bay12.

Can I sig this? It's so dwarven, it's true 

Asking is not dwarvenly!

You're right. Time for a magma bath to clean the elf off.