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Author Topic: Sky Hobo: Master of Disguise  (Read 9373 times)

Theodolus

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Re: SKY HOBO
« Reply #30 on: October 17, 2011, 08:35:15 pm »
> Approach the cat worshippers and promise them riches if they help you spread anarchy through the streets.
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woose1

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Re: SKY HOBO
« Reply #31 on: October 17, 2011, 10:48:35 pm »
>Then knee one of them in the groin, to establish superiority.
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Re: SKY HOBO
« Reply #32 on: October 17, 2011, 11:24:30 pm »
Ask them what the fuck they think they are doing.
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Re: SKY HOBO
« Reply #33 on: October 17, 2011, 11:35:15 pm »
Hide in the shadows, then appear when they start singing about Macavity to establish superiority.
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Re: SKY HOBO
« Reply #34 on: October 17, 2011, 11:40:35 pm »
THAT GUY WEARING A CAT COSTUME IS A SPY!
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micelus

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Re: SKY HOBO
« Reply #35 on: October 18, 2011, 12:15:06 am »
All the above and:

"You people do realize that your breaking law #45f part 3 of the Regulations of Alleys and Entertainment? Yes it is an odd law, but your breaking it."
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Quote from: Sinpwn on October 08, 2011, 09:45:53 pm
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Kadzar

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Re: SKY HOBO
« Reply #36 on: October 18, 2011, 01:30:56 am »
Thinking quickly, you appear from the shadows when they start singing about something called Macavity and knee the nearest one in the groin. You make sure to do it only once, this time, to avoid accidentally neutering him. Everyone immediately stops singing.

"What's all this, then?" you say.

"We were just rehearsing a musical," mews one of them meekly. You notice the door to the bookstore is behind her and ajar.

"You people do realize that you're breaking law #45f part 3 of the Regulations of Alleys and Entertainment? Yes it is an odd law, but you're breaking it."

You think about what to do in this situation. You could just leave them. Or you could try to get them to disperse peacefully. You could try fighting them. Or you could try to convince them to join your cause. Or convince them through violence to join your cause. Or maybe there's something else you could do in this situation that you're not thinking of.

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Re: SKY HOBO
« Reply #37 on: October 18, 2011, 10:22:34 am »
Become one of them.
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Re: SKY HOBO
« Reply #38 on: October 18, 2011, 11:07:28 am »
Quote from: Roboboy33 on October 18, 2011, 10:22:34 am
Become one of them.

No, convince them to join you, and teach them how to make MICHAEL BAY-TASTIC HOBO EXPLOSIVES in order to usurp the city's rule.
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Re: SKY HOBO
« Reply #39 on: October 18, 2011, 04:02:00 pm »
> Out of curiosity, inquire into the nature of this 'musical'. Then lead our newfound cat-army to glory and death.
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« Reply #40 on: October 19, 2011, 01:37:02 am »
You decide to try to recruit them to your cause.

"I suppose I can drop the charges if you agree to help me."

"We don't work with the city guard."

"Then it's a good thing I'm not actually a guard. I just assumed the identity of a guard I beat up." You start stripping off your guard uniform. It is an awkward and uncomfortable experience for everyone involved. You don't say a word until you've put your hobo clothes back on, saying "I'm actually a Sky Hobo, on a mission to destroy Zeppelin City. So, now will you join me?"

"We are performers, not anarchists."

"I'll teach you how to make powerful explosives."

"We will join you."

It's a good thing no one can resist the allure of explosions. Or maybe that's not a good thing. Anyway, you ask something that's been bugging you for the past few minutes.

"So, what's with the cat costumes?"

"It's part of a musical we've been developing. Don't tell anyone about it; we don't think the world is ready for it yet."

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Quote from: Urist McScoopbeard on March 20, 2015, 10:01:25 pm
What if the earth is just a knick in one of the infinite swords of the mighty fractal bear?
Glory to Arstotzka!

micelus

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Re: SKY HOBO
« Reply #41 on: October 19, 2011, 01:44:00 am »
Hell it ain't ready.

Anyway, ask them if they have a building they're staying in. Also, tell them to perform right in front of the nearby bank. While they perform, we'll rob the place, as the guard of course.
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Quote from: Sinpwn on October 08, 2011, 09:45:53 pm
Do you hear that, Endra? NONE CAN STAND AGAINST THE POWER OF THE DENTAL, AHAHAHAHA!!!
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Kadzar

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Re: SKY HOBO
« Reply #42 on: October 19, 2011, 04:09:17 pm »
The troupe will only help you with tasks that are involved with blowing up the city.
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Quote from: Urist McScoopbeard on March 20, 2015, 10:01:25 pm
What if the earth is just a knick in one of the infinite swords of the mighty fractal bear?
Glory to Arstotzka!

micelus

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Re: SKY HOBO
« Reply #43 on: October 19, 2011, 05:04:18 pm »
It goes towards it.
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Quote from: Sinpwn on October 08, 2011, 09:45:53 pm
Do you hear that, Endra? NONE CAN STAND AGAINST THE POWER OF THE DENTAL, AHAHAHAHA!!!
You win Nakeen
Marduk is my waifu
Inanna is my husbando

Geen

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Re: SKY HOBO
« Reply #44 on: October 19, 2011, 05:28:14 pm »
Make Molotov cocktails. LOTS OF THEM.
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