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Zako

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Re: Roll to Seek the Grail! Turn 35: Titles Acquired!
« Reply #270 on: November 14, 2011, 11:36:46 am »

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« Reply #271 on: November 14, 2011, 11:42:47 am »

Feyman's bowels recover quickly, but he staggers still.

"NO! We cannot defeat the Knights who say 'Ni'! A sacrifice is required, but what will it be? WHAT WILL IT BE!?"
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« Reply #272 on: November 14, 2011, 12:53:11 pm »

Sir Conchobar attempts to inconspicuously move away from the knights.
"It is no use, surely such a sacrifice would be impossible to aquire!"
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« Reply #273 on: November 14, 2011, 08:05:29 pm »

SPOILER ALERT
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« Reply #274 on: November 14, 2011, 09:59:10 pm »

Sir Keardwall raises one craggy brow and turns his gaze to his companions. "A sacrifice, eh? Well, yon tall fool looks a fitting enough 'sacrifice' to me."
He doesn't say that too loudly though, and although his hand rests on the hilt of his sword and his face is as stony and resolute as ever, he is prepared to consider whatever solutions his companions might come up with. Unless they're silly, of course. 


(Haven't watched Monty Python's Holy Grail in years, not sure what to do in this situation! :P )
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« Reply #275 on: November 14, 2011, 10:01:50 pm »

(Haven't watched Monty Python's Holy Grail in years, not sure what to do in this situation! :P )
Say "It" for great justice.
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« Reply #276 on: November 14, 2011, 10:02:00 pm »

(Haven't watched Monty Python's Holy Grail in years, not sure what to do in this situation! :P )

Hint: Both Conchobar and me do.

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« Reply #277 on: November 15, 2011, 03:04:32 am »

edit: Sorry for so many OOC GM interruptions, but I just realised the stupidity of the previous warning interesting note, which I will explain in this spoiler, which I might add CONTAINS A SPOILER.
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« Reply #278 on: November 15, 2011, 10:49:08 am »

"I say, let us hear what these Knihhts who say Ni willst have of us, then decide whether or not it is a Sacrifice of God or the Devil!

Sorry for taking time. Skyrim happened :D
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Roll to Seek the Grail! Turn 36: Resistance!
« Reply #279 on: November 15, 2011, 11:01:09 am »

Thirty Sixth turn!

England; the Dark Ages; a small clearing in the Forest of Hell; a quarter past night time.

Before the assembled Knights Who Say ‘Ni’, Sir Beadocáf addresses his fellow questers, wisely restraining his bodily liquids [4].

"I say, let us hear what these Knights willst have of us, then decide whether or not it is a Sacrifice of God or the Devil!”

Sir Keardwall raises one craggy brow and turns his gaze to his companions. "A sacrifice, eh? Well, yon tall fool looks a fitting enough 'sacrifice' to me."

Staggering with the effort of controlling his bowels [5], Sir Feyman recoils in horror at this foolish idea!

"NO! We cannot defeat the Knights who say 'Ni-arrrrghh’!”

Sir Feyman the Judging, Slayer of the Black Knight has uttered the Sacred Word! He once again loses controls of his bowels [1]! He is in great pain! Sir Conchobar, attempting to move inconspicuously away from the knights, tries to save Feyman’s honour and pants.

“Feyman!” he shouts, “Sayeth not the word! Sayeth not the Sacred Word of ‘Ni-arrrrrrrrrrrgghh!’”

Sir Conchobar, Wetter of Pants wets his pants profusely! Feyman collapses in a ball of soiled underwear beside him! Keardwall falls to the floor [2], beset by a sudden cramp of the stomach! The Knights Who Say ‘Ni’ spot Conchobar attempting to move inconspicuously away [2]!

Title Acquired! Sir Feyman the Judging, Slayer of the Black Knight, Soiler of Underwear!

“Flee not, O Gruesome Knight!” speaks the leader of the Knights Who Say ‘Ni’, “Return here that I punish you for trying to avoid our Sacred Sacrifice! Or I shall not hesitate to say ‘Ni’ a second time, and you may lose more than your sense of personal hygiene!”

…   …   …   …   …   …   

The Leader of the Knights Who Say ‘Ni’ stands before the cowering Knights of the Round Table.

“You have tried to avoid paying your passage with our Sacred Sacrifice! You shall pay the price! You must carry out the Sacred Task of The Knights of ‘Ni’! You must proceed to the Hillock of Fate, deep within the Forest of Hell, and, once there, once upon the summit of the Hillock of Fate, you must cut down the tallest tree on the Hillock’s brow… with this herring!”

The Leader of the Knights Who Say ‘Ni’ holds before him a small Baltic Herring, some six inches long.

“If you return, having accomplished this Sacred Task, which no man hath done before, then we shall accompany you to the cave which you seek. If you do not! Then beware!

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« Reply #280 on: November 15, 2011, 12:26:35 pm »

Sir Feyman, despite his soiled underwear, takes the Herring, for it is now clear Keardwall is out to get him due to being his first suggestion as a sacrifice, and is not to be trusted. Sir Feyman, being obviously more intelligent than Conchobar or Beatacalf, believed himself also more rightly attuned to take care of sacred tasks!
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« Reply #281 on: November 15, 2011, 04:36:36 pm »

I thought Keardwall was suggesting that the leader of the Knights Who Say 'Ni' should be the sacrifice.

However that's a lovely opening to a sentence.
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« Reply #282 on: November 15, 2011, 04:44:22 pm »

I thought he has meant Feyman based on Feyman's reaction :P Poor Feyman, misinterpreting his friends due to his trust issues...
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« Reply #283 on: November 15, 2011, 04:55:15 pm »

Ah, sorry. You see, Keardwall was suggesting you defeat the Knights Who Say 'Ni' and use the tall one as a sacrifice, and so Feyman was horrified, because trying to defeat them would be foolishness.
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Re: Roll to Seek the Grail! Turn 36: Resistance!
« Reply #284 on: November 15, 2011, 09:23:59 pm »

Head to the hillock of fate, attempting to convince my comrades that strapping the herring the Fiddles' face is a superb idea.
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