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[Iren]

Lust goddess.

Postrated dorfs.

Seems like my engraver made some S&M over the main meeting hall.

[rosareven]

Headshoots had an engraving of similar nature too. Sometimes the dwarves have needs.

[ASCIt]

And sometimes. the gods deem it necessary to fulfill those "needs."

[FrisianDude]

I'd worship that.

[sarus92]

LOL damn it I love this game.. Only in DF...

[Tevish Szat]

So what we're saying is that engravings in DF sometimes look like actual historical finds (say, the bath houses in Pompeii)?

[proxn_punkd]

I have a male dwarven god of childbirth being worshipped by a good chunk of Fightbronze. No, not fertility, childbirth. My dorfs apparently worship an MPreg god.

Or possibly an obstetrician god, though the MPreg option is funnier.

[Necro910]

I have a male dwarven god of childbirth being worshipped by a good chunk of Fightbronze. No, not fertility, childbirth. My dorfs apparently worship an MPreg god.

Or possibly an obstetrician god, though the MPreg option is funnier.

I..

That is...

But how...

[FrisianDude]

I dunno, a male god of childbirth sounds logical. Less fussy, I imagine. "Dear deity, please make my child be born not retarded, yours sincerely, a worried miner, Amen."

[ZeroSumHappiness]

Urist, I grant you a beautiful baby dwarf.  Sorry, about that.  Wish I could've helped.

[Teneb]

He probably helps the fertility godess to give birth... probably.


Here's what I found in one of my worlds:



I'll let you think over it

[Wannazzaki]

This fortress is coming close to critical fetish mass. Soon someone will write a slashfic called "Kink Fortress" about a civilisation of hairy, bearded sexual deviants. The caverns are full of the semi sapient sex oozes, gelatinous cubes and slimes composed of the fluids of lovemaking and other effluence, where the forgotten beasts look like this.

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Don't click at work or in public places. Fair warning. Or if your offended by cocksuits.

[Bdthemag]

OH DEAR GOD, TAKE THAT PICTURE OUT.

BURN IT, BURN IT WITH FIRE THEN BURN IT AGAIN.

[Teneb]

You may want to add a NSFW warning on that spoiler. Just saying.

[Specter513]

This fortress is coming close to critical fetish mass. Soon someone will write a slashfic called "Kink Fortress" about a civilisation of hairy, bearded sexual deviants. The caverns are full of the semi sapient sex oozes, gelatinous cubes and slimes composed of the fluids of lovemaking and other effluence, where the forgotten beasts look like this.

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What a dickhead
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA