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Re: A Pony's Hell (Community Fort)
« Reply #135 on: December 28, 2011, 08:37:21 pm »

((!!Fwoosh has returned!! Even the binds of the Elder Scrolls themselves could not hold me, and now I have returned from the wound of time itself to seek vengeance against those mortal fools who... who dared, um... wait, arg wrong character again. Far too much Skyrim, completely forgot about this story. Anyway, sorry about that, let me try that again. !!Fwoosh has [ERROR: AUTHOR'S NOTE HAS REACHED MAXIMUM LENGTH. PLEASE STOP BABBLING AND GET ON WITH IT.]))

Flashbang's Not-A-Diary, Return of the Drones

Solstice was still alive. Needless to say the shock of it nearly killed me. I must have looked like a dazed lunatic, staring blankly at his golden form while he ushered me inside the door. I sighed and nodded as he spoke, appearing to understand, but in truth my thoughts were as distant as the fluffy clouds that grace the far-off sky. He was alive, something several moments ago I had believed impossible. I had been prepared to risk my very life to avenge him, and now here I was staring at an offered cup of tea wondering how I was supposed to hold it. I situated it unsteadily between my hooves, focusing on not spilling the boiling liquid while Solstice told me of his new job mining. It was awkward, both my grip on the cup and the silence that fell between us, but the most imminent danger was avoided when a golden glow enveloped the tea once more.

"Flashbang, are you okay?" Solstice asked, gently placing the steaming cup on a nearby table. I started to nod automatically, my instincts geared on avoiding shows of weakness, but I stopped myself and continued to stare at the ground.

"It would be okay if you weren't," he continued, "After what you've been through today anypony would feel upset." I tried to speak, I honestly and truly did, but nothing passed my lips except another weary sigh. I was exhausted in both body and mind, the day's insanity finally collecting its heavy toll. It wasn't long before Solstice's worried words began to blend together, eventually ceasing altogether as sleep took hold. I do not remember my dream, but from the fear I felt as I awoke I can only assume it was a nightmare.

It took a long while before I was able to place myself, the book covered shelves and unfamiliar engravings only increasing my uncertainty. I knew it couldn't be my room, since my room had never had decorations of any sort, but it wasn't until I noticed the blanket placed carefully over me that the night before came rushing back. I practically jumped to my hooves, searching the room for any sign of Solstice's whereabouts. When none came to my attention I raced out into the hall, slamming the door behind me in my haste. I checked the hospital, the mines, and even the death tree with no luck finding him, but as the sun burned my searching eyes I finally realized what time of day it was. Breakfast time.

The dining hall was packed when I finally reached it. For a moment I simply marveled at how crowded this hole-in-the-ground we call home had become. From what I could overhear it seemed as if even more migrants had arrived during the night. Truly astonishing. Nevertheless I continued my search, struggling to find one unicorn in particular in the ever growing crowd. It felt like a miracle when I finally spotted him, his mane ruffled and some blood from a particularly messy surgery staining his coat. In a more perfect world the crowd would have parted between us, gentle music playing as our eyes locked, but unfortunately no such thing happened. Instead the crowd shifted, hiding him once more from view and almost knocking me off my hooves. I tried to fly over them, but instead only hurt myself as my head bumped against the low ceiling. Cursing beneath my breath, I tried once again to push my way through the milling crowd.

After what felt like forever, I finally made my way through. Several ponies behind me may not still have full feeling in all their limbs, but that is a price I am willing to pay. There was Solstice, only two tables down, staring silently at his plate of finely minced +plump helmet biscuits+. I raced towards him, intending perhaps for the very first time to greet him rather than stalk him from a distance. As most of my plans are, this one was almost immediately foiled when I crashed right into a heavily armored pegasus.

"Watch where you're going you idiot!" I yelled, holding a hoof to my injured head. Of course he failed to hear me over the crowd, so I made my words clear by backing them up with actions. With one swift buck both my back hooves hit his helmet, sending him to the ground slightly stunned and almost definitely with a ringing in his ears that would last for days. Or at least, that's what I expected to happen. Instead he dodged instantly, not only avoiding my kick but pulling an absolutely giant sword out of what seemed to be thin air. What have I got myself into?

((Hi new peoples! My greetings are delivered via an attack from Flashbang. Enjoy!))
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Re: A Pony's Hell (Community Fort)
« Reply #136 on: December 28, 2011, 09:00:31 pm »

(was that me you bumped into?)

i decided that i am going to talk to the resadent docter to see if there are any probloms i could assist with

the docter said everything was fine exept for the one called flashbang... who he would tend to himself
 i said ok and continued on my digging.

 after tending to specters wonds from the bagers and haveing loadwisper point a crossbow at me but my addy sword solved that problom (i broke the bow and hit load in the ankle) after being scolded by sepsi i said sorry to loud and went on my way

 i flew to the topmost cloads to think when i found that a bolt was loged firmly into my leg... i then shouted a profanity and went higher but when out of BUCKING NOWHERE flashbang smacks me off my cloud. by celestia she will pay...

peppy is ok besides the fact the flash thetend to COOK him.

if you are wondering why my closest freind is a gooseling is because it has served as an outlet to the pain and suffering our mad queen gave me.

i am now currently in a full bodey cast extreamly hard to write in this. i now officaly hate flash
« Last Edit: December 28, 2011, 09:03:54 pm by bukitodinos »
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Re: A Pony's Hell (Community Fort)
« Reply #137 on: December 28, 2011, 09:04:53 pm »

((No, I was actually referring to Jaxler, but me threatening to cook your pet gooseling at some point in the near future is a definite possibility. Don't worry, you will have your own turn to be brutally attacked for no apparent reason as well.  :D))
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Re: A Pony's Hell (Community Fort)
« Reply #138 on: December 28, 2011, 09:06:12 pm »

((No, I was actually referring to Jaxler, but me threatening to cook your pet gooseling at some point in the near future is a definite possibility. Don't worry, you will have your own turn to be brutally attacked for no apparent reason as well.  :D))

read my post you knocked me of my cloud from 20 z-levels
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Re: A Pony's Hell (Community Fort)
« Reply #139 on: December 28, 2011, 09:17:29 pm »

My grammar-ometer just asploded D:
*Bumpetydump*

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Re: A Pony's Hell (Community Fort)
« Reply #140 on: December 28, 2011, 09:20:11 pm »

Jaxler's thoughts.

In my short time here I heard that the first guys here got lost on their way. I don't see how that’s possible, I mean they did have strong beard, and he seems to have a good military background and if that’s so why couldn't he have at least been able to follow a map. I think I go check out that old wagon.

(Walks to wagon)
Well this is a very strange map... hmm I don't remember a forest there, why is that mountain range here, that river doesn’t even exist. That ocean is call "uoy kcuf". Oh... well that’s a surprise, this map is complete shit, it's a fake it’s just random crap this is not a map of the real world, WTF.

What is that behind me...?

GRRR

Shit a badger.

GRRR FLAP FLAP

Nope it’s a pegabadgerssises

GRRRRR GRRRRRR FLAP

Oh well at least I got 12 sharp ass butter knifes hidden on me. Ok aim for the eye's, I should at least retain some skill with throwing knifes.

Miss.
miss.
Hits him in the shoulder now he's pissed off.
And BLAM badger eye.

man I’m out of practice that should have only taken 1 knife... but more importantly why would the princess be given a fake map, why was I and the others able to find a way here... there must be an informant, a spy, an undercover horse, but who and why, and whom do I tell about the map.

I better hide this pegabadger, my skill with throwing knifes should stay under wraps if anypony knows that I an expert with these things it's one more thing they can use to find out who I really am.
« Last Edit: December 29, 2011, 01:16:48 am by jaxler »
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I've decided to say "fuck it" and will just implode my fort.

“Ok, Neo ChosenUrist, before you is two levers. Pull the Kimberlite lever -- you wakeup in a random bed and have whatever thoughts you want to think. You pull the Bauxite lever -- you stay in the caverns and I show you how deep the adamantine hole goes.” - psalms

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Re: A Pony's Hell (Community Fort)
« Reply #141 on: December 28, 2011, 09:32:57 pm »

log pg 3

i saw jaxter nail a pegabager in the eye it was cool but i perfer hand-to-hand combat well il go down to greet him

*flys down from cloud*

"nice,right in the eye"

"WAIT WHAT YOU SAW ME!! i mean what pegabager, i mean... oh shit you saw me didn't you?"

"yes why, paranoid much?"

"no its not that im paranoid its that...that ok maybe a little but i mean LOOK at this map!"

"yes its a map i can see that"

"its that its not the correct site im thinking a spy might have lead us astray...."

"ok your about as bad a moubius. wait till sepsi hears this"

"WAIT NONONONOO"

"fine but try to socalise mobius didn't and look what happend..."

"ok FINE"
*lucias flys away*
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« Reply #142 on: December 28, 2011, 09:59:33 pm »

Diary (the map is incorect. its as if somepony took the map from lord of the rings and told you to use it for your family road trip to Indiana)

Entry 2

well sompony think I’m insane, he walks up to me and says that I made a clean shot on a badger thing (I freaked out and lost my cool, can't let that happen again) and now he's telling on me. It’s funny he thinks I’m crazy, and all I do is show him a map and well tell him a spy is here...

Aw crap I did sound like a crazy ass Mobius. well I’ll just haft to explain my self now won't I. well the thing I need to do is make sure I can find people I can trust whom know geography and show them the map, good thing I hid it, why would they leave a map if they thought it was perfectly good and this ocean "uoy kcuf" OH crap that spells "F%ck" you backwards. I’ll need to point that out in my defense.

Also what should I do if I’m asked to fly, seeing how my left wing is nearly useless, man I can only hover 2 feet above the ground for 5 min. with this lame wing.

Man this new pony showed up. he is soooo proud of his 2x4 sword of adamantine, that thing looks like it was made by a baby mare with a hammer, and what about the weight, a sword like that is a crushing weapon it needs to be more heavy. mine on the other hand, no one has even noticed that the steel is plated, the thing is really limonite with 1/2 inch of steel plating, man this thing is of the highest quality 4 feet by 1/2 foot of curved pain, the way the blade curves, the way its engraved with the name Revear, the diamond encrusted pummel, the adamantine studded hand guard, OH man I remember making this thing, it send shivers up my mane just to think about it. Oh how could a rectangle of adamantine compare.

I need to remember, people will know me after the hearing to judge my sanity. I guess recon won’t work any longer, I need to start making connections and learning what these ponies think, act, and do in certain situation. I think I’ll become a public face.I should probably start learning names.

Crap I’m out of black paint, I need to hide this damn mark it might give me away.

P.S. get more butter knifes
« Last Edit: December 29, 2011, 01:20:16 am by jaxler »
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I've decided to say "fuck it" and will just implode my fort.

“Ok, Neo ChosenUrist, before you is two levers. Pull the Kimberlite lever -- you wakeup in a random bed and have whatever thoughts you want to think. You pull the Bauxite lever -- you stay in the caverns and I show you how deep the adamantine hole goes.” - psalms

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« Reply #143 on: December 29, 2011, 08:36:30 am »

Unwritten(im not proud i know its s***)

*flys to cload*

"hmmm yes peppy the ocens name spelt backwards did say YOU F***, but what am i to make of it?"

*Quack*

"good point"

*Quackquack*

"yes i know i havn't been perfect since she made me practice "MAGMA healing"

*quackquackquack*

"your the onley sentiant lifeform i trust, i mean even sepsi is on ege"

*QUACK*

"okok that.. was louad il go carve my sword more as my other masterwork broke with that eveln caravan"
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« Reply #144 on: December 29, 2011, 08:40:05 am »

Diary (the map is incorect. its as if somepony took the map from lord of the rings and told you to use it for your family road trip to Indiana)

i know its just i didn't see it
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« Reply #145 on: December 29, 2011, 10:45:30 am »

unwritten

"huh jaxlers journal i know i shodn't but..."

*FLIPFLIPFLIPFLIP*

"Huh"

*walks over to jaxler*

"do you know why im proud of this sword!?"

"no why"

"i took it from the ground its self and foght off the hordes that ensued...what credit did i get? you ask NONE, our "King" took all the credit and called me insane. then the queen killed him and TOOK my sword."

"but why are you even here?"

"because i stole it back, and smuggled it here"
"and by the way nice limonite">:)
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« Reply #146 on: December 29, 2011, 10:47:49 am »

BUMPPPPP
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« Reply #147 on: December 29, 2011, 11:19:05 am »

come on the last 4 posts have been me
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« Reply #148 on: December 29, 2011, 12:43:08 pm »

come on the last 4 posts have been me

HERP DERP DERP HERP.

Should probably let it die.

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« Reply #149 on: December 29, 2011, 01:36:04 pm »

Jaxler’s diary entry 3

I think I’ll put a lock on this book, and then I can stop hiding shiz
 
Damn guy walks up... says his sword is so nice. He says he picked it of the ground; the thing looks like it... mine on the other hand. The curved blade can cut through even adamantine, the curve lets it gain speed as it flies through the air, the weight of limonite allows it come downward with the speed of a cheetah, and then the strength of the steel... breaks the bone as it cuts straight through it. the sword... so high class... but not even it could help... the rebels... damn queen, her insanity we could not take it, my home of flower meadow lost burnt to the ground... it's her fault we fraught till the bitter end. I used my home as motivation to build up armies we had flowerholm rambowvile and happyland on our side, but she knew about the final assault before we even showed up. HOW HOW.... the was a back stabbing little... somepony one of my subordinates... I need to stop I don't want to lose my sanity again.

man i thought i was safe when i learned that Sgt. mobius was here. i knew he would be messed up after that mace to the head, i thought i could have a brain dead body guard, but instead of having an expendable little guard, we have a murderer. oh well i guess it's good they found him out before i got here, i don't want to be associated with killers... yet

I think I’ll try out for serif, ya I’ll use the map as proof of my detective skills and my knifes will be used to show of my combat ability. and as for my cutie mark, it’s a damn cog above a dagger, the one thing that could reveal my past, my military success, my truth, my only fault in military history my... how could I have lost... how... they trusted me... NO I need to stop or else. i should keep the thing hidden. I need too.

Also some winged guy with a goose (the same guy who saw me kill a badger) asked me why I don't fly with him... I almost cried, I can't fly, I got out of that room trying to bring no attention to myself. That damn crazy man, I think I saw him talking to a goose.


I’m going to try to regroup the resistance, if my memory is correct I did have 57 members of the army, and hmm 24 died in combat, 12 were publicly executed (I as well but that was faked) and minus 1... That’s 20 left, I think I know how to reach them. then... we fight
« Last Edit: December 29, 2011, 05:35:01 pm by jaxler »
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I've decided to say "fuck it" and will just implode my fort.

“Ok, Neo ChosenUrist, before you is two levers. Pull the Kimberlite lever -- you wakeup in a random bed and have whatever thoughts you want to think. You pull the Bauxite lever -- you stay in the caverns and I show you how deep the adamantine hole goes.” - psalms
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