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stabbymcstabstab

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Re: You are Overlord
« Reply #75 on: October 19, 2011, 08:25:51 pm »

send the two elves or the orcs and the gob to kidnap children in the surronding area that are alone and only do it ONCE IN A WHILE. we don't need the baron sending out a small army looking for the runts.
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micelus

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Re: You are Overlord
« Reply #76 on: October 20, 2011, 05:37:51 am »

With the rogue and all my minions returned, it's time for some changes. I've given a mission to several of my underlings to capture children from the surrounding area; but not too many at once lest the baron or some other fool comes.

Everyone else begins the construction of a more permanent fortification; a castle. Course I have no architect to assist me...This will take some time.

And testing my magical capabilities on one of my minions? Why not.

My domination spell does nothing; the little rat is already brainwashed.

Summoning a swarm of bees makes the thing cry in pain, but little else happens.

Rain of Sludge causes sludge to fall upon the rat. He's probably dead by now, but you don't really care.

Embossed Zone further disfigures the corpse.

Harden Stone seems to do nothing at all. But upon further inspection, the rat's bones and teeth are harder.

Better Sharps seems to sharpen EVERYTHING about the rat. even his organs.


Enough of this experimentation, there are other things to be done.

*2 days later*

The men have uncovered something in their foundation-making. Some old structure. Probably some town from the Old Empire. I can sense strange energies coming from it; it haunts me in my dreams.

I have also received a message from some noble. Pah! Barely deserve to be called one I say.
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The rank, while intriguing, makes you wonder. How did this person know? And titles seem to be gained by defeating the owner of the previous title...In this land at least.

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Re: You are Overlord
« Reply #77 on: October 20, 2011, 06:06:22 am »

> Order construction minions to clear the ANCIENT TOWN of debris.

> Occupy and fortify ANCIENT TOWN, and inhabit it.

> Attempt to use the Strange Geometrical Cube yourself. Not the rogue, you.

> Recall your dreams, and write them down.
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Re: You are Overlord
« Reply #78 on: October 20, 2011, 07:12:10 am »

> Order construction minions to clear the ANCIENT TOWN of debris.

> Occupy and fortify ANCIENT TOWN, and inhabit it.

> Attempt to use the Strange Geometrical Cube yourself. Not the rogue, you.

> Recall your dreams, and write them down.
I agree!
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Re: You are Overlord
« Reply #79 on: October 20, 2011, 11:48:21 am »

>Shapeshift voice box, hold up horadric staff and
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2alFLXjty9o
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Re: You are Overlord
« Reply #80 on: October 20, 2011, 02:34:53 pm »

> Make sure the childsnatching operation is as steriotypicaly fairytaleish as possible.
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micelus

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Re: You are Overlord
« Reply #81 on: October 20, 2011, 03:46:58 pm »

((I'm going to auto raids, k?)

Raids have gone well today. The minions have captured not just food, but gold and prisoners.

Foodx45
Goldx12
2 human peasants

Our childnapping operations are still going on.

So, I presume the mind-hive has given up on the fortress? I've sent half of the minions to work on clearing the ruin. It can't be entered as of yet; probably in a week or so.

Now let's see what these artifacts can do...

Holding the Cube, nothing happens. After I shake it for a second, the lines on the devices start to glow in many different colours...No dreams but something's happening here. Don't know what though.

*Gets the staff and shapeshifts voice box*

"I'm going to hate myself for this..."

"Hello my friend, stay awhile and list-!"

What. The. Fuck.  The staff just turned into some kind of bloody machine and then started spewing flame all over the place! Fortunately, I'm dragonkin right now.

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« Last Edit: October 20, 2011, 09:09:42 pm by micelus »
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Qloos

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Re: You are Overlord
« Reply #82 on: October 20, 2011, 03:59:28 pm »

>Send Shrews and Rat into ruin as soon as there is a sizable gap for them to enter.  Cast Better Sharps on their teeth.
>Read the tome of war in spare time.
>Give the captured peasants round shields.  Have them practice their use by having other minions attempt to stone them.

"If anyone touches the cube without permission, I'll ask them to stay awhile and listen.  That'll surprise em good!"
« Last Edit: October 20, 2011, 09:19:25 pm by Qloos »
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Re: You are Overlord
« Reply #83 on: October 20, 2011, 09:01:40 pm »

> Add "Stay awhile and listen" on your personal stats, listing the effects of the ability.

> Shake Strange Geometrical Cube, and lick the glowing runes.
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Re: You are Overlord
« Reply #84 on: October 21, 2011, 03:11:56 pm »

What are good stories to base our kidnapping operations on? I can't think of any good ones mabye we should build a candy house and have a old lady "borrow" some of the local children.
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Re: You are Overlord
« Reply #85 on: October 22, 2011, 04:37:15 pm »

The minions have cleared out a room in the ruin. I don't know what purpose it served but there seems to be some kind of mosaic on the floor depicting some kind of sphere. There are some alcoves and little statues as well. I've send some of the smaller animals further into the structure. I've also given enchanted their teeth, just in case.

Licking and shaking the cube does nothing. Although it does taste vaguely like cinammon.

As for the prisoners, I've postponed their indoctrination for now. I've sent them to train with shields while being pelted with rocks.

Oh and, our kidnapping operations have turned up with:

A Kid and His Dog

The kid's stoic, that's all I can say. He's not crying at all, or even angry.


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« Last Edit: October 22, 2011, 04:41:53 pm by micelus »
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Re: You are Overlord
« Reply #86 on: October 22, 2011, 04:40:11 pm »

Use harden stone and better sharps on all our weapons, including the ones our soldiers are using.
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Re: You are Overlord
« Reply #87 on: October 22, 2011, 06:22:19 pm »

Use harden stone and better sharps on all our soldiers.
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Re: You are Overlord
« Reply #88 on: October 22, 2011, 06:30:18 pm »

Use harden stone and better sharps on all our soldiers.
Fixed.
OH GOD!  Don't do it!  Their rib cage will pierce their lungs!

>Take the lack of a reaction from the kid as a personal insult, hurt the dog in front of him to get a reaction.
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Re: You are Overlord
« Reply #89 on: October 23, 2011, 05:51:06 pm »

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>Take the lack of a reaction from the kid as a personal insult, eat the dog in front of him to get a reaction.
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