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micelus

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Re: You are Overlord
« Reply #195 on: November 07, 2011, 05:12:01 am »

btw how are the kobolds defenses? u said stone buildings but nothing of a wall or watchposts for farek

Exactly. Even the smartest kobold has some idiotic weakness...It just happens that these kobolds don't know about the functions of a good, high, stone wall.
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Re: You are Overlord
« Reply #196 on: November 07, 2011, 05:16:32 am »

then teach the kobolds the value and how to build a wall. it will help slow any human slavers.

you mentioned the other village had barricaded its gate? id rather not assume they have wall when they just put an archway up and filled it.

if they do have 1 then the other village is clearly the more millitaristic one. we alrdy kno they are a tad savage since they ate our original diplomat
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Re: You are Overlord
« Reply #197 on: November 07, 2011, 05:26:48 am »

Yes, the other kobold village has a wall. And they didn't eat the diplomat, they just killed him.
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Re: You are Overlord
« Reply #198 on: November 07, 2011, 05:34:39 am »

So we should make an example of the militristic one. A well timed commando strike or Trojan horse. Those we subjugate, indoctrinate
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Re: You are Overlord
« Reply #199 on: November 07, 2011, 05:45:26 am »

Now THAT is some recruitment.  If these kobold peasants get trained, our overlord could have quite the army.  Have half the peasants and some of your soldiers search for food, the other half of the kobold peasants must train to become footmen.  The stone wall thing, please do that.  Not sure what to do with the noble, is a ransom possible?  Corruption in this case might actually be possible.  A minor noble could benefit well from siding with a successful warlord. 
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Re: You are Overlord
« Reply #200 on: November 07, 2011, 05:54:58 am »

Maybe get him to turn over his lands to you
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Re: You are Overlord
« Reply #201 on: November 07, 2011, 06:10:49 am »

now that i think about it, with the fey killing villages off there should be several villages worth of food with no1 to eat it. might want to check in on that.

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Re: You are Overlord
« Reply #202 on: November 07, 2011, 06:24:35 am »

Yeah, he's right
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Re: You are Overlord
« Reply #203 on: November 07, 2011, 06:49:23 am »

succumb to your narcissistic streak and waste time envisioning your empire with all the unreasonable constructions you'll eventually have built
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Re: You are Overlord
« Reply #204 on: November 07, 2011, 07:30:33 am »

> fall in love with the shapeshifter.
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Re: You are Overlord
« Reply #205 on: November 07, 2011, 01:52:19 pm »

Offer to take the shapeshifter as an apprentice mage if possible. If worse comes to worse, we can use him/her as a decoy, allowing the enemy to believe you've died when they take him/her out. I advise you not to inform the shapeshifter about any part of this other than the apprenticeship.

If he/she is already a magic user, ask to compare notes in the hopes of learning some shiny new spells.

As for the baron, supposing you control his mind, get him to return home, announce you as his sole heir... then have him strangle himself?
Err... not immediately after announcing you as the heir, mind.
You can have his (similarly dominated) group go with him, and attempt to keep things under control until you get there to claim your sudden inheritance.
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Re: You are Overlord
« Reply #206 on: November 07, 2011, 03:21:16 pm »

then teach the kobolds the value and how to build a wall. it will help slow any human slavers.

This, Do this.

Also, when I said work teh land i assumed we where making a new fort :p
But then again, since we have a village, the village can be the new fort.
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Re: You are Overlord
« Reply #207 on: November 07, 2011, 07:11:06 pm »

Morph into the hero, "rescue" her and tell her you need her to kill "you" because they're a doppelganger.
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Re: You are Overlord
« Reply #208 on: November 07, 2011, 08:38:22 pm »

Continue indoctrinating the hero's sister.  We should eventually train her into a killing machine and have her kill her brother.  I support the teaching of basic defense to the kobolds.  They seem like they need it.
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Re: You are Overlord
« Reply #209 on: November 07, 2011, 08:53:11 pm »

^ The above
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