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micelus

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Re: You are Overlord
« Reply #15 on: October 12, 2011, 01:23:45 pm »
Well seems that I'm a lady...That makes my previous statement awkward...Meh, who cares about that stuff anyway?

And as for my race, I seem to be a...uughhhh....Shapeshifter but spend most of my time as an elf-orc. Why not? Not as if there's a law against that or anything.

Well anyway, I need to get into that bloody git's hillfort. Oh it ain't that big and he has only has around 20 men in their but they still have a bloody terrain advantage! How am I gonna get in?

The ditch is muddy and the palisades are sharpened. His poorly-piad guards regularly walk on those weak battlements of his. They are mostly armed with bows. Old Man Dimms is taunting you with the cup. 

You are inside a tent. There is a chair, table, cot, bookshelf and an armourstand. You are wearing your armour. There are writing materials on your desk. You are currently using a dwarf as a footrest.

What now, voices in my head?

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« Last Edit: October 12, 2011, 02:37:13 pm by micelus »
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Do you hear that, Endra? NONE CAN STAND AGAINST THE POWER OF THE DENTAL, AHAHAHAHA!!!
You win Nakeen
Marduk is my waifu
Inanna is my husbando

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Re: You are Overlord
« Reply #16 on: October 12, 2011, 03:00:10 pm »
Consider your plans for domination!
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Re: You are Overlord
« Reply #17 on: October 12, 2011, 03:12:44 pm »
Better not waste too many minions.. We need as many alive as we can.. yes, even the elves..
Ask out kobold cutebold on how it think we should proceed.
IF we have one..
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Re: You are Overlord
« Reply #18 on: October 12, 2011, 03:15:34 pm »
Replace dwarven footstool with Human one. Dwarves can starty making siege equipment that the orcish peasants can man, while our rogue gets into the castle by unconventional means (eg: Persuasion, infiltration and such.)
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micelus

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Re: You are Overlord
« Reply #19 on: October 12, 2011, 09:03:53 pm »
"Dwarf, go and get on a siege machine. Oh and tell one of the humans to replace your duty here.. And before I forget, get that rogue to infiltrate the hillfort."
"Yes oh lovely mistress."

Well as much as I like a dwarven footstool, he can be put to better use on  making me a siege machine. Besides, I have loads of others ready to be my footstool. Like this guy here...Uuh...James yes, my new footstool.

Well not much else to do but wait....*Waits for 10 seconds* This is getting boring. I know, I'll think up my plans for taking over the region!

All I have to do is take the town of Gabast and Remet and I'll be pretty much in control of this place. Course then I'd have to deal with the king's men, but I'm a freaking overlord, why should I be scared of them? Anyway, I haven't really thought that far yet, heck, I didn't even plan on my mug being stolen. Seriously, I need to think of a better plan, good thing I have these voices in my head, right guys?

Now lets see how the dwarves are doing...Ah good a small battering ram and the start of a catapault. Actually, it's kinda overkill, it's just a little hillfort! But meh, nothing like killing your enemy twice!

And as for the rogue...My overlord senses tell me she's inside and hiding behind some barrels.

Wait...Did I just see a messenger bird come out of that fort? Guess the old man is calling for reinforcements. He should've thought of that before he took my mug!

Well, the catapault should be done soon. Any orders, little voices in my head?

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« Last Edit: October 12, 2011, 09:14:42 pm by micelus »
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Do you hear that, Endra? NONE CAN STAND AGAINST THE POWER OF THE DENTAL, AHAHAHAHA!!!
You win Nakeen
Marduk is my waifu
Inanna is my husbando

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Re: You are Overlord
« Reply #20 on: October 12, 2011, 09:06:50 pm »
Let us listen to the messenger, if we can gain some kind of profitable deal, then it could be worth it my mistress.
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Re: You are Overlord
« Reply #21 on: October 12, 2011, 09:07:49 pm »
Get the rogue to grab that bloody mug of ours, while the battering ram gets into position and the catapult ready.
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Re: You are Overlord
« Reply #22 on: October 12, 2011, 09:14:16 pm »
Cast Insect Summoning.

Summon Termites onto the palisade wall.
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micelus

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Re: You are Overlord
« Reply #23 on: October 12, 2011, 09:34:03 pm »
Ah, golden voice in my head, an ingenious plan. Thing is, I can't touch it. It's too high up to hit and my Overlord sense only works on minion.

Now, lets see, insect summoning, of course! *chants spell* Ah, good now eat the palisade!

Poor, old fool. He's seeing his fort break before his very eyes. Oh wait, he can't see it since the termites are on the other side. Well, time to ready the battering ram and the catapault.

The dwarves have readied the catapault and an orc is helping them arm it. Four orc peasants are bringing the battering ram into position. Your archers are behind the catapault and your remaining warriors to either side of the ram. As for your rogue, you command her to get the mug.

She seems to know exactly what to do. She sneaks behind the supplies and under the tables, and knocks out a guard or two instead of killing them. Finally, she gets to the Old Man's table...And he happens to be next to the table, DRINKING OUT OF MY CUP!!!

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« Last Edit: October 12, 2011, 09:35:38 pm by micelus »
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Do you hear that, Endra? NONE CAN STAND AGAINST THE POWER OF THE DENTAL, AHAHAHAHA!!!
You win Nakeen
Marduk is my waifu
Inanna is my husbando

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Re: You are Overlord
« Reply #24 on: October 12, 2011, 09:48:25 pm »
Order the Rogue to ENGAGE MURDER MODE. THE BLOOD OF THE CUP STEALER SHALL RUN IN RIVERS.
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Re: You are Overlord
« Reply #25 on: October 12, 2011, 09:54:27 pm »
HIS HEAD SHOULD BE PUT ON A STAKE! HIS CORPSE SHALL BE FED TO CROWS! HIS SUBORDINATES WILL BURN IN THEIR HOMES!

*ahem* Now that I have calmed down.. that defiler of cups should face harsh punishment for his heinous deed.
« Last Edit: October 12, 2011, 10:29:07 pm by Ultimuh »
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Re: You are Overlord
« Reply #26 on: October 12, 2011, 10:07:55 pm »
Kill him, and drink his blood out of your cup.
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Re: You are Overlord
« Reply #27 on: October 12, 2011, 10:24:06 pm »
Order the dismounted knight to ride into combat on the back of the orc berserker.
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Re: You are Overlord
« Reply #28 on: October 12, 2011, 10:25:34 pm »
Have the archers shoot down the bird, having reniforments attack you at this power level is bad.
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Re: You are Overlord
« Reply #29 on: October 12, 2011, 10:43:44 pm »
ARRGHH!...He'll pay in blood for this! I tell the rogue to murder the hell out of the thief...and make sure he suffers! Ah yes...The nimble rogue jumps into the room and stabs the thief in the back of his little, undefended neck. Then the damn thing had to scream...I hear footsteps coming. The rogue cuts off the head and retrieves the cup. She barely escapes into the relative safety of the barrels. Well, at least this will be easier now.

Sieging time...I order the archers to shoot the messenger bird...And they kill the thing in the first volley. Good, can't have my enemies here at this time.

I've also got the knight to mount up on one of the berserkers...I felt reluctance in both of them...A lash or two will suffice, but not now. The men on the battlements are fighting back now, firing arrows at my troops... I care not for my minions but right now I need them.

The termites have nearly broken down a section of the palisade...

One orc beserker has been wounded by arrow fire
2 orc peasants have been wounded by arrow fire

Siege equipment ready.


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« Last Edit: October 12, 2011, 11:29:45 pm by micelus »
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Quote from: Sinpwn on October 08, 2011, 09:45:53 pm
Do you hear that, Endra? NONE CAN STAND AGAINST THE POWER OF THE DENTAL, AHAHAHAHA!!!
You win Nakeen
Marduk is my waifu
Inanna is my husbando
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