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[SealyStar]

I for one got 75 in one day... without even committing any crimes.

[Jacob/Lee]

My squad of mass murderers blew safehouse heat through the roof up to about 400% the first day wherever they went.

Of course, they had about a thousand murders between all of them.

[Callista]

Try over 1700... no, that's not an extra zero. And they hadn't even killed anybody.



So what generates that much heat?... Well, we decided to shut off the power to the state. 72 times. 

The next day, the police raided the safehouse, and 39 Liberals were arrested. All defended themselves in court and got off scot-free.

[Angel Of Death]

You can get more than 999 heat? Mine was stuck at 999, even though my leader had killed well over 3000 people.

[Calhoun]

Those guys are all wicked skilled and yet naked. Must have been an awkward raid.

[Necro910]

My leader had 275% heat everyday due to having 200 kills, 3 failed red button pushes, 2 rampages in the CIA building, and about 17 rampages in the army base.

All without getting hit once 

[Callista]

Those guys are all wicked skilled and yet naked. Must have been an awkward raid.

Nah, that was me removing their weapons and lab coats to stash them somewhere else in preparation for the obviously imminent police raid. Don't wanna lose my stuff just because I'm deliberately getting my guys jailed to get rid of their criminal charges.

I can just imagine them standing there nonchalantly in the buff, lined up to get fingerprinted and enjoying the way the police try to keep their eyes averted...

[Deon]

Those guys are all wicked skilled and yet naked. Must have been an awkward raid.

Nah, that was me removing their weapons and lab coats to stash them somewhere else in preparation for the obviously imminent police raid. Don't wanna lose my stuff just because I'm deliberately getting my guys jailed to get rid of their criminal charges.

I can just imagine them standing there nonchalantly in the buff, lined up to get fingerprinted and enjoying the way the police try to keep their eyes averted...

Hahah. That must've been the weirdest arrest ever.

[Grimith]

The LCS only consisted of six members, and I had just moved the squad from Zlotoff to Snead two game days ago.

As it turns out, the National Guard felt motivated to plan raids every week and a half unless I closed down the Police Station.

[Callista]

Nice...

From their rifle skills, I'm gonna guess your guys had a couple thousand murders and "resisting arrest"s on their records at that point?

[Grimith]

I never broke two thousand Conservatives killed that game, but all six of them had... well, here was my founder's rap sheet at the end of the game:



The others had similar - albeit smaller - records.

I've seen bigger rap sheets, but there's definitely no need; they become frustrating to maintain if you're trying to pass time quickly. Too much heat.

[Deon]

We need to invent liberal-powered furnaces.

[Grimith]

Earn public favor by powering the nation with your heat!

[Neonivek]

It would be funny if eventually if the heat value of a member of the LCS gets to a certain point that Congress would pass an Anti-LCS bill.

[Deon]

It would be funny if LCS was a real reason of the global warming and the icecap melting.