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Author Topic: You are a newbie wizard/idiot.  (Read 6639 times)

Alternatecash

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Re: You are a newbie wizard/idiot.
« Reply #30 on: October 12, 2011, 04:36:42 pm »

Go with the TekTek avatar. Also, supercharge your plank with undissipated magic to see what happens.
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Re: You are a newbie wizard/idiot.
« Reply #31 on: October 12, 2011, 10:47:32 pm »

You are the voices.


That would kill Tim if he vented that much magic in an instant!
(19+1) You enchant your Plank with two different spells from the book.
(11+1)(8+1) You enchant it with Advanced Bludgeoning and Weight.
Your Plank is now a +3 Whamping Stick of Bludgeoning.

You search for hidden doors, you find none. You do however notice you are standing in an alleyway with a main road to the left and a darker back alley to the right

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Re: You are a newbie wizard/idiot.
« Reply #32 on: October 12, 2011, 10:52:37 pm »

Go in the dark alley, blissfully unaware of the bones&skull symbol.

Looks like a dwarven fortress to me.
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Re: You are a newbie wizard/idiot.
« Reply #33 on: October 12, 2011, 10:55:42 pm »

Loot that guy's corpse.

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Re: You are a newbie wizard/idiot.
« Reply #34 on: October 13, 2011, 12:58:53 am »

The corpse has already been looted, so put on that snazzy mask and investigate that alley!
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Re: You are a newbie wizard/idiot.
« Reply #35 on: October 13, 2011, 02:16:07 pm »

((Huh..does that background pic on that last post look different to anyone else? Like all corrupted and such?))

You already looted the headless guy's corpse.
You wear the +0 Black Mask of Snazziness!
You head down the back alley, down some stairs and step into a large cave.
You see a very stable and perfectly safe bridge up ahead, with some well-secured rocks hanging above it. You are sure this is a wonderful place for a fourteen year old to hang-out.
The walls give off a strange light.

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Re: You are a newbie wizard/idiot.
« Reply #36 on: October 13, 2011, 02:44:10 pm »

Cast timestop on ALL of those boulders then run over the bridge
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Re: You are a newbie wizard/idiot.
« Reply #37 on: October 13, 2011, 02:46:30 pm »

Cast timestop on ALL of those boulders then run over the bridge

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Re: You are a newbie wizard/idiot.
« Reply #38 on: October 13, 2011, 05:22:37 pm »

You cast time stop on the boulders on the ceiling.
Then you run across the bridge.
You get to the other side fine, but the stones fall after five minutes and destroy the bridge.
Welp, no going back that way.
As you continue you notice that the light is fading rapidly, until there is no more light in the tunnel.
It is now pitch-black here.

Oh crap what are those things up ahead...

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Re: You are a newbie wizard/idiot.
« Reply #39 on: October 13, 2011, 05:32:47 pm »

Just fireball at whatever is ahead.
That should provide a little light as well.
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Re: You are a newbie wizard/idiot.
« Reply #40 on: October 13, 2011, 06:00:16 pm »

Just fireball at whatever is ahead.
That should provide a little light as well.

Yes fireball. FireBall EVERYTHING! LEt the world burn In the flames of your Magic hate!
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Re: You are a newbie wizard/idiot.
« Reply #41 on: October 14, 2011, 12:22:42 am »

Burn them all!
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Re: You are a newbie wizard/idiot.
« Reply #42 on: October 14, 2011, 12:53:53 am »

Burn them all!
I am surprisingly OK with this.
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Re: You are a newbie wizard/idiot.
« Reply #43 on: October 14, 2011, 03:12:20 am »

We have a consensus. BURN THE WORLD!
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Re: You are a newbie wizard/idiot.
« Reply #44 on: October 14, 2011, 06:42:10 am »

Combine both Fireball and Iceball spells as a single spell and go rambo further into the darkness. Frozen Flames FTW!
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