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[filiusenox]

You find a book of magic in a back alley.

Four hours later you can't remember your name, why you are carrying a plank of wood, why you have no money, why your wearing some horribly ugly brown robes, what you did before finding the book, and why you have a HUGE MUTATED COSMIC LEECH stuck on your arm.

Your arm tickles.

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You arm tickles. Ow.

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You are carrying a plank of wood in your right hand. d10-2 to attack.
You are wearing ugly brown robes over woolen trousers and a woolen undershirt.-1 defence
You have a nice pointed hat it is an ugly brown color though. +1 to Magic
You have black leather boots, black leather gloves, black leather pauldron.+1 defence
A glowing book. You can read it to find out anything about Magic.

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Yes, this is inspired by YOU ARE WIZARD and a slew of other things. Except with crappy images!

What do you do?

[Fniff]

Well, your name is Leon Deville, you got that plank of wood from God, you got those robes from said God, you were an indie game devoleper and the presence of God caused your lovely leech to become horrifyingly mutated. Surprisingly, you aren't.

Remove Leon II from your arm.

[HailFire]

We shall be known as Tom the Invoker.

[BunnyBob77]

Your name is Gandalf III, named after your father, Gandalf II.  Before finding the book, you were running from a HUGE MUTATED COSMIC LEECH that your grandfather, Gandalf summoned to attack you.

[Alternatecash]

I prefer Tim the Enchanter. Read up on fire spells to remove the leech.

[Armok]

> Hit leach with plank.

[Ultimuh]

We shall be known as Tom the Invoker.

I second this.

[Mullet Master]

You are Virgil the Ineffective.

[filiusenox]

Oh yeah...your Tim The Invoker The Third.You now you realize why you forgot your name.
You don't think you'll get much studying done what with the the HUGE MUTANT COSMIC LEECH stuck your arm and all.


You randomly flail at the HUGE MUTANT COSMIC LEECH, with your random plank of wood. This is successful as you manage to hit it three times, bruising it and causing it to bleed from the mouth.
It smacks you in the face with it's tail. Bruising your eye.
Ow.
The HUGE MUTANT COSMIC LEECH is twitching feebly.

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You have a bruise under your eye.
You arm tickles. Ow.

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You are carrying a plank of wood in your right hand. d10-2 to attack.
You are wearing ugly brown robes over woolen trousers and a woolen undershirt.-1 defence
You have a nice pointed hat it is an ugly brown color though. +1 to Magic
You have black leather boots, black leather gloves, black leather pauldron.+1 defence
A glowing book. You can read it to find out anything about Magic.

What do you do?

[BunnyBob77]

Continue whacking of HUGE MUTANT COSMIC LEECH.  Knock it off your arm, but don't kill it.  Read the book of magic.  Look for a spell to turn it into your minion.

[Qloos]

Continue whacking of HUGE MUTANT COSMIC LEECH.  Knock it off your arm, but don't kill it.  Read the book of magic.  Look for a spell to turn it into your minion.

Second, and after that: straighten your wizard hat!  We may be poor, but we will be a presentable wizard who cares about personal appearance.

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

Devour the leech

[Tlc2011]

Whack the leech off your arm

[Alternatecash]

Devour the weakened leech to take it's power for your own.

[filiusenox]

*THWACK*
The HUGE MUTANT COSMIC LEECH detaches from your arm and passes out.
Deciding to throw caution into the wind, you eat the HUGE MUTANT COSMIC LEECH to gain it's tasty courage Power...
Exactly when you finish, the horrors of the cosmos bloom in front of your eyes.
OHGODSWHATISTHAT-
You fall over twitching, and pass out.

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You have a bruise under your eye.
Your passed out from witnessing the complexity of all creation.
Your mentally...there's no word to describe your mental state as it currently exists...
You have an influx of magic.
Your in shock.

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You are carrying a plank of wood in your right hand. d10-2 to attack.
You are wearing ugly brown robes over woolen trousers and a woolen undershirt.-1 defence
You have a nice pointed hat it is an ugly brown color though. +1 to Magic
You have black leather boots, black leather gloves, black leather pauldron.+1 defence
A glowing book. You can read it to find out anything about Magic.

What do you do when you wake up?((Like next turn))