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Tiruin

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Re: Most anticlimactic battle.
« Reply #15 on: October 15, 2011, 10:38:40 pm »
Quote from: Eric Blank on October 13, 2011, 10:07:32 pm
Anything that doesn't have a [MAXAGE:x:y] tag does, and most creatures have an age limit set. Elves and Goblins are notable exceptions.

My worst was still getting eaten by that gopher. I mean come on, biting my groin for instant KO and spending 5 hours slowly eating me while I lay unconscious? Took like 10 minutes of just sitting there waiting for her to finally die.

No matter who you are, that will hurt.  :)
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Re: Most anticlimactic battle.
« Reply #16 on: October 15, 2011, 11:11:44 pm »
Jump into a lair, armed to the teeth and armoured in steel, ready to dole justice.
I get -5- announcements from enemies and proceed to get knocked unconcious and torn to shreds by the cluster of night beasts. fml.
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Carve out a massive pit and construct a copper block tower! Challenge those goblin bastards with your phallus of justice!

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Re: Most anticlimactic battle.
« Reply #17 on: October 15, 2011, 11:38:15 pm »
That sucks, man. I hate it when the villagers tell you "there's a night creature wife/husband in there, go kill it" and you run along over and then "why hello there, night creature wife, i see you've got your husband/wife (respectively) and little Night Creatue Junior too! SHIIIII-"
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Re: Most anticlimactic battle.
« Reply #18 on: October 16, 2011, 05:55:10 am »
Quote from: Gizogin on October 13, 2011, 06:59:17 am
You charge at the Giant Bat!
You rush past the Giant Bat!
The Giant Bat counterstrikes!
The Giant Bat misses you!
The Giant Bat has died of old age.
It is strange that this fight even started.
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Re: Most anticlimactic battle.
« Reply #19 on: October 16, 2011, 06:35:12 am »
I decided to install the my little fortress mod, picked a peasant earth pony, find a night creature home, there are three of them...
I panic but attack any way:
You swing the steel battle axe at the lower body and the severed part sails off in an arc. You swing the steel battle axe at the lower body and the severed part sails off in an arc. You swing the steel battle axe at the lower body and the severed part sails off in an arc.
:D
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Re: Most anticlimactic battle.
« Reply #20 on: October 16, 2011, 12:35:29 pm »
Quote from: Edmus on October 16, 2011, 06:35:12 am
I decided to install the my little fortress mod, picked a peasant earth pony, find a night creature home, there are three of them...
I panic but attack any way:
You swing the steel battle axe at the lower body and the severed part sails off in an arc. You swing the steel battle axe at the lower body and the severed part sails off in an arc. You swing the steel battle axe at the lower body and the severed part sails off in an arc.
:D
Wow that was lucky lol.
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Re: Most anticlimactic battle.
« Reply #21 on: October 16, 2011, 04:05:40 pm »
OH I have another one, back when I was more of a noob, my fortress got jumped by a fb made of Ice, my entire military was killed, well armoured and trained, but as the [zombie] dust cleared I noticed a single injured war dog engage the fb, biting it in half in one..... ???
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Re: Most anticlimactic battle.
« Reply #22 on: October 16, 2011, 11:05:37 pm »
Quote from: Edmus on October 16, 2011, 04:05:40 pm
OH I have another one, back when I was more of a noob, my fortress got jumped by a fb made of Ice, my entire military was killed, well armoured and trained, but as the [zombie] dust cleared I noticed a single injured war dog engage the fb, biting it in half in one..... ???

  A successful hit on an 'ice' or 'steam' FB does massive damage, the problem is not getting dusted/burnt/bloodily mangled.
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Re: Most anticlimactic battle.
« Reply #23 on: October 17, 2011, 01:51:50 am »
Quote from: JDF117 on October 16, 2011, 11:05:37 pm
Quote from: Edmus on October 16, 2011, 04:05:40 pm
OH I have another one, back when I was more of a noob, my fortress got jumped by a fb made of Ice, my entire military was killed, well armoured and trained, but as the [zombie] dust cleared I noticed a single injured war dog engage the fb, biting it in half in one..... ???

  A successful hit on an 'ice' or 'steam' FB does massive damage, the problem is not getting dusted/burnt/bloodily mangled.
That's the thing, the military got it [forgotten beast] entirely red, every single limb was busted, but the bugger decided he'd keep on truckin.
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Re: Most anticlimactic battle.
« Reply #24 on: October 17, 2011, 02:45:54 am »
I found a Titan. A gigantic blob of water. Try to guess what happened.

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Re: Most anticlimactic battle.
« Reply #25 on: October 17, 2011, 08:59:01 pm »
Quote from: Angel Of Death on October 17, 2011, 02:45:54 am
I found a Titan. A gigantic blob of water. Try to guess what happened.

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Well, you are mostly made out of water so...  :)
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