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Toady's hurt ankle has been raised as a skeleton
« on: October 11, 2011, 09:45:33 am »

... and now helps the project by doing minor coding assignments. Hooray for multitasking!
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The entire content consists of senseless murder, a pile of faceless naked women and zero regard for human life in general, all in the service of the protagonist's base impulses. It is clearly a cry for help from a neglected, self absorbed and disempowered juvenile badly in need of affectionate guidance. What a sad, sad display.

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Re: Toady's hurt ankle has been raised as a skeleton
« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2011, 09:48:48 am »

Don't forget the ankle's hollow skin!
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Re: Toady's hurt ankle has been raised as a skeleton
« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2011, 02:53:56 pm »

So we should chop up Toady and then raise the body parts so Dwarf Fortress will be completed faster?
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Re: Toady's hurt ankle has been raised as a skeleton
« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2011, 02:57:19 pm »

*Grabs butcher's knife*

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Re: Toady's hurt ankle has been raised as a skeleton
« Reply #4 on: October 11, 2011, 04:29:11 pm »

...I think I'll refuse to comment on that.

I also admire Toady's dwarflike spirit. Dwarves tend to be like "What do ye mean, me arm's chopped off? I've still got the other to haul with!" I just hope that the other dwarves people in his fortress neighborhood don't forget to bring him food and water...
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Re: Toady's hurt ankle has been raised as a skeleton
« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2011, 06:23:55 pm »

... and now helps the project by doing minor coding assignments. Hooray for multitasking!

-_- Thanks... Just what I needed, the "Two people one keyboard" fallacy here.
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Re: Toady's hurt ankle has been raised as a skeleton
« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2011, 06:50:33 pm »

Hmm... Toady's severed parts can work on DF?

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Re: Toady's hurt ankle has been raised as a skeleton
« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2011, 05:44:19 am »

... and now helps the project by doing minor coding assignments. Hooray for multitasking!

-_- Thanks... Just what I needed, the "Two people one keyboard" fallacy here.

We must bring an extra keyboard with us on this trip!
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Re: Toady's hurt ankle has been raised as a skeleton
« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2011, 06:40:50 am »

Y'know, Toady never said that reanimated severed parts would be able to do any jobs...
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Re: Toady's hurt ankle has been raised as a skeleton
« Reply #9 on: October 12, 2011, 07:05:01 am »

But he did say that he once had a conversation with a reanimated leg, so at the very least it could join him on his adventures and block a couple of goblin arrows.
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Re: Toady's hurt ankle has been raised as a skeleton
« Reply #10 on: October 12, 2011, 07:27:14 am »

I think it was a hand.

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Re: Toady's hurt ankle has been raised as a skeleton
« Reply #11 on: October 12, 2011, 08:08:54 am »

Y'know, Toady never said that reanimated severed parts would be able to do any jobs...
I refuse to believe that chopping up the creator of Dwarf Fortress in the hope that his remains will be reanimated is anything other than the best possible course of action for us to take at the moment.
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Re: Toady's hurt ankle has been raised as a skeleton
« Reply #12 on: October 12, 2011, 09:19:50 am »

I say we wait until necromancy's implemented in real life.
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Re: Toady's hurt ankle has been raised as a skeleton
« Reply #13 on: October 12, 2011, 10:03:54 am »

If Toady ever reads this.. I think he may have set up some security magma/lava-fall traps at his home fortress..
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Re: Toady's hurt ankle has been raised as a skeleton
« Reply #14 on: October 12, 2011, 11:23:36 am »

I say we wait until necromancy's implemented in real life.

I wouldn't count on it. They haven't even got round to were-creatures yet.
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