w00t w00t vs Sheer Badassery
Wood elves has an injured thrower so they buy a mercenary. also they have injured lineman and catcher
they choose to recieve
Wood elves merc thrower has somehow gone missing from the first drive. some bug i suspect.
W1: a lineman has to throw the ball, and fails dispite reroll
E1: go crazy on the blocks and gets good position around the ball
W2: throws sopme good blocks and gets the ball and runs to the left
E2: knocks out elves left and right on the right side, so mostly right. both wardancers go down!!!
blitzes and gets the carrier! and gets the ball!
W3: wood elves swarm the carrier and dodges a guy up the field.
E3: a few blocks and the carrier is away and safely caged on the right side
W4: knocks out a catcher.
chips away at the cage and gets 2 elves next to the carrier
E4: gets a wardancer down.
pushes a lineman out of the pitch knocking him out.
knocks down the elves next to the carrier.
W5: a wardancer rolls a skull.
E5: elf on elf pushing action. and some downs
W6: a wardancer tries to dodge... BUT DIES!!!!!!!! the doctor manages to save her though, she gotta be more carefull in the future.
E6: another injury! this time not so serious
AND TOUCHDOWN!!!
1-0 to the Badasses
W7-8: the ref lets the clock run, scquashing the woot elves dreams fourther...
Treeman gets an cas on a thrower!
and the thrower decides to show up.
E9: woot elves only has 10 players on the field now.
Quick snap!
first blitz gets a KO
second and third gets a knock down
W9: mr. smartypants(a lineman with block and dodge that thinks his better than everybody) runs right next to the thrower!
E10: no matter, he just dodges away and throws the ball.
it is clear sailing for td from here on.
lineman goes down
a lineman tries to dodge, but is badly injured by the tree
W10: wardancer gets a cas.
catcher gets a broken neck, the doctor tries to fix him, but onlky make it worse.
total dommination on the right side... just too bad the ball is on the left
some guys get up close and personal on the left side, but can't seem to punch through the blitzers
E11: throws the ball and runs it in.
TOUCHDOWN!
2-0 to the badass
the badasses leaves a huge hole in the middle of the line
w11: mr smartypants gets a rock to the face.
the middle is crushed and 4 elves and the ball runs through the centre.
E12: catcher gets besides the carrier with a GFI and reroll.
a blitzer stuns the carrier
another blitzer gets the ball
W12: some very tricky dodging gets the carrier down, and some more doging and 3 GFI with a catcher gets the ball to the End Zone!
TD!!!!
2- 1
W has 9 players
E has 8
E14: knocks out a wardancer, and runs the ball with a cage to the woot half of the pitch.
W14: elves swarm the cage and stuns a corner.
E15: catcher blitzes and dodges to the endzone where the carrier throws him the ball.
TD!
3-1 to the badasses
Riot, AGAIN!
no more room for TD, GG
W15-16: but not before making another cas with the tree
Match end 3-1 to the elves
this was a rolfstomp from the getgo, in the end the elves took a lot of casualties which kinda evened out the game.
but i was seriously outclassed, before having 3 injuries for the game.
everything was against me this game, all the Kickoff rolls were against me, and 2 riots cutting down my 2 turns to score, to 1.
add all this to playing the number 1 team in the league, and you got yourself one serious roflstomping.
i did make 4 casses though, so thats pretty cool.
my wardancer got a nigling injure, so that sucks.
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