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Author Topic: You are a dire cat that ate the brick.  (Read 4225 times)

Aklyon

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Re: You are a dire cat that ate the brick.
« Reply #45 on: October 09, 2011, 09:36:40 pm »
You eat half the lettuce, which then asks you quite nicely to eat the rest of it.

...Huh. Talking lettuce.
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Re: You are a dire cat that ate the brick.
« Reply #46 on: October 09, 2011, 09:38:16 pm »
Holy Gog, talking cabbage, SCIENTIFIC!! assimilate am must.
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Re: You are a dire cat that ate the brick.
« Reply #47 on: October 09, 2011, 09:40:18 pm »
No, the talking cabbage is over there, next to the cheese demon-minion. This is (half eaten) talking lettuce.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are a dire cat that ate the brick.
« Reply #48 on: October 09, 2011, 09:41:38 pm »
Nom it cutely. You're a cat, act like one.
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Re: You are a dire cat that ate the brick.
« Reply #49 on: October 09, 2011, 09:52:39 pm »
You nom the other half of the talking lettuce as cutely as you'd expect a Large Dire cat to be able to. One of the kobolds goes meh at you.
You are now a Chaotic Neutral Large Dire Cat.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are a dire cat that ate the brick.
« Reply #50 on: October 09, 2011, 09:57:17 pm »
Kick a puppy, steal a crying baby's candy, bump into a small child carrying ice cream and have them pay to cover the cleaning costs, and spit on orphans. That should be enough to get us to chaotic evil right?
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Re: You are a dire cat that ate the brick.
« Reply #51 on: October 09, 2011, 09:58:35 pm »
Eat the kobolds.
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Re: You are a dire cat that ate the brick.
« Reply #52 on: October 09, 2011, 10:02:10 pm »
Quote from: Lillipad on October 09, 2011, 09:57:17 pm
Kick a puppy, steal a crying baby's candy, bump into a small child carrying ice cream and have them pay to cover the cleaning costs, and spit on orphans. That should be enough to get us to chaotic evil right?
We aren't anywhere near the surface yet.

Quote from: Eagle_eye on October 09, 2011, 09:58:35 pm
Eat the kobolds.
You eat the meh kobold. The hell-minions get bored and leave, closing thier hole on the way down.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are a dire cat that ate the brick.
« Reply #53 on: October 09, 2011, 10:05:35 pm »
Eat gravity
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Re: You are a dire cat that ate the brick.
« Reply #54 on: October 09, 2011, 10:05:54 pm »
Go to the surface with our entourage of idiots, so that we may commence operation KAPSACBCBIASCAHTPTCTCCASOO, AKA operation Chaotic Evil.
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Re: You are a dire cat that ate the brick.
« Reply #55 on: October 09, 2011, 10:06:54 pm »
Gravity refuses to join the rest of science in your giant nommed-things area.
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Re: You are a dire cat that ate the brick.
« Reply #56 on: October 09, 2011, 10:11:31 pm »
Eat electromagnetism, just to make gravity jealous.
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Re: You are a dire cat that ate the brick.
« Reply #57 on: October 09, 2011, 10:14:57 pm »
You eat the ceiling, which was made of iron ores. Eventually you find electromagnetism and nom it, which makes you end up stuck awkwardly to a corner of the bottom of the dwarven fort above by jealous Gravity after it pushes itself out of the collapsed cavern.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are a dire cat that ate the brick.
« Reply #58 on: October 09, 2011, 10:30:11 pm »
Bring gravity back with promises of a June wedding, a diamond ring, sweets, and breaking up with electromagnetism. But secretly still keep electromagnetism around.
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Re: You are a dire cat that ate the brick.
« Reply #59 on: October 09, 2011, 10:32:58 pm »
You lack the diplomacy to do so.
(We're a Chaotic Neutral Dire Cat, not a scientist!)
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