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Author Topic: You are a dire cat that ate the brick.  (Read 4214 times)

Hitty40

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Re: You are a dire cat that ate the brick.
« Reply #30 on: October 09, 2011, 08:54:58 pm »
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Re: You are a dire cat that ate the brick.
« Reply #31 on: October 09, 2011, 08:56:49 pm »
You find a cat demon-minion, and a ghostly brick, but no actual cat demons. The kobolds are still unfazed.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are a dire cat that ate the brick.
« Reply #32 on: October 09, 2011, 08:57:30 pm »
Quote from: Aklyon on October 09, 2011, 08:56:49 pm
You find a cat demon-minion, and a ghostly brick, but no actual cat demons. The kobolds are still unfazed.

Faze the Kobolds.
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Ho Ho Ho! I'm going to be sticking economic stone so far up your stockings, you'll be coughing up gemstone windows!
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

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Re: You are a dire cat that ate the brick.
« Reply #33 on: October 09, 2011, 09:00:04 pm »
You ask the kobolds whats going on around you. They say the humans are invading the dwarves with flame-shooters again, but are lost, so they can't be worth fleeing from if they're that incompetent. Huh.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are a dire cat that ate the brick.
« Reply #34 on: October 09, 2011, 09:02:02 pm »
Adopt the human army, then use our brickcat apple juice seduction capabilities to seduce the army into being competent.
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Re: You are a dire cat that ate the brick.
« Reply #35 on: October 09, 2011, 09:04:13 pm »
Quote from: Lillipad on October 09, 2011, 09:02:02 pm
Adopt the human army
The human army is the waves of hell-minions swarming about the cavern, thats just what the kobolds somehow see them as unfazed-edly.
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Re: You are a dire cat that ate the brick.
« Reply #36 on: October 09, 2011, 09:05:51 pm »
Quote from: Aklyon on October 09, 2011, 09:04:13 pm
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Adopt the human army
The human army is the waves of hell-minions swarming about the cavern, thats just what the kobolds somehow see them as unfazed-edly.

Adopt them twice as hard.
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« Reply #37 on: October 09, 2011, 09:11:18 pm »
You attempt to adopt all of them. The majority resist the charm effect due to your lack of experience with multiple kinds of demon-minions. You still get an apple-beast minion, a pig demon-minion, and a potato salad's twin ghostly minions adopted, though.

You are still in the cavern. the sticky remains of dried apple juice litters the floor. Several unfazed kobolds are in the center of the cavern, believing it to be a fail human army of fire-shooters. The SCIENCE!! stalactites have been struck down by the hell-minions.
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Re: You are a dire cat that ate the brick.
« Reply #38 on: October 09, 2011, 09:12:21 pm »
The SCIENCE!! must be assimilated.
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Re: You are a dire cat that ate the brick.
« Reply #39 on: October 09, 2011, 09:18:33 pm »
You eat the remaining rocks of SCIENCE!!, and become a Large dire cat. Gravity scoffs at your new pieces of non-gravity physics knowlege, and points at the waves of hell-demons with a bunch of gravitationally-aligned pebbles to prove its point.
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Re: You are a dire cat that ate the brick.
« Reply #40 on: October 09, 2011, 09:29:12 pm »
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Re: You are a dire cat that ate the brick.
« Reply #41 on: October 09, 2011, 09:31:14 pm »
You hug them. They take a piece of lettuce out of a jar and hand it to you afterwards.
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Re: You are a dire cat that ate the brick.
« Reply #42 on: October 09, 2011, 09:32:44 pm »
Launch the cabbage at the rest of the "human" army that refused our seductive, apple juice filled advances.
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Re: You are a dire cat that ate the brick.
« Reply #43 on: October 09, 2011, 09:33:54 pm »
But what if its hell-infused lettuce? We could end up being a Large Chaotic dire cat if it was and we ate it.
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Re: You are a dire cat that ate the brick.
« Reply #44 on: October 09, 2011, 09:35:27 pm »
Assimilate half of the cabbage, launch the rest at the moronic "humans." If it doesn't do anything beyond that, we can assimilate the half we threw later. Presumably.
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