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Author Topic: You are a dire cat that ate the brick.  (Read 4216 times)

Aklyon

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You are a dire cat that ate the brick.
« on: October 09, 2011, 07:14:39 pm »
You are a brick. you are probably reddish. There is a dwarf holding you in this building made of bricks. What now?
« Last Edit: October 09, 2011, 08:27:06 pm by Aklyon »
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Re: You are a brick.
« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2011, 07:16:36 pm »
Fall on the dwafs foot.
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Aklyon

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Re: You are a brick.
« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2011, 07:19:35 pm »
You fall onto the dwarf's foot with a clang. You are now in a dent on his bronze high boots.
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Re: You are a brick.
« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2011, 07:27:48 pm »
fly up and hit him in the face.
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Aklyon

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Re: You are a brick.
« Reply #4 on: October 09, 2011, 07:29:55 pm »
You lack a balloon. The dwarf picks you up and shoves you in through the wall, and you fall onto a giant beast made of apples. You're now sitting in a brick-shaped crater inside the apples.
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Re: You are a brick.
« Reply #5 on: October 09, 2011, 07:30:55 pm »
Tumble into the beast's disgusting maw.
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Aklyon

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Re: You are a brick.
« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2011, 07:34:15 pm »
There isn't enough space between your location in it and its front to fall, and you lack sharp enough edges to rip your way there.
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Re: You are a brick.
« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2011, 07:36:43 pm »
Discover gravity.
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Aklyon

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Re: You are a brick.
« Reply #8 on: October 09, 2011, 07:38:34 pm »
You cause gravity to return, and the forgotten beast vanishes in a flood of apple juice and logic. You are now soaked in apple juice, sitting on a cavern floor. You are heavy.
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Re: You are a brick.
« Reply #9 on: October 09, 2011, 07:42:08 pm »
Remove gravity
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Re: You are a brick.
« Reply #10 on: October 09, 2011, 07:51:06 pm »
You are now on the ceiling, dripping apple juice. it is attracting kobolds and a cat.
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Re: You are a brick.
« Reply #11 on: October 09, 2011, 07:51:50 pm »
enable gravity when kobold is below
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Re: You are a brick.
« Reply #12 on: October 09, 2011, 07:53:21 pm »
Using the wonderful magic of SCIENCE!! angle yourself in such a way that maximizes downward velocity at the precise moment the kobold passes under. Pet the cat when the kobold is down.
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Re: You are a brick.
« Reply #13 on: October 09, 2011, 08:04:13 pm »
You utilize the large letter-shaped stalactites and sideways gravity to crush the kobold under SCIENCE!!, and then gravity goes On Break, leaving you to fall onto the rubble and lightly bump into the cat. It immediately starts to lick you and your apple juice coating.
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Re: You are a brick.
« Reply #14 on: October 09, 2011, 08:05:09 pm »
Make the cat eat us
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