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[Johnfalcon99977]

Oh god.

Oh god oh god oh god.

This isn't happening.

You look the body of your (now former) best friend and business Partner, and then blood on your hands. You take a step back. You didn't mean to. It was a mistake. Everything is gonna work out, right?

You try to comfort yourself with these words, but they are no use. You know it isn't going to like that. You need to get away.

>What now?

[Tersr]

> Inspect self.

[Yoink]

>Wash hands
>Work out where we are
>Check clothes/shoes for traces of blood, wash off any that we find

[Johnfalcon99977]

> Inspect self.

You look at your Expensive Black Suit, with Red tie and white undershirt. The body in front of you has the same outfit, only with a blue tie. You have an expensive Smart Phone in your pocket, along with a credit card and a few pens, just in case you needed to do any quick sginning.

>Wash hands
>Work out where we are
>Check clothes/shoes for traces of blood, wash off any that we find

You are in your rather large and high office. On the desk, your computer which was once browsering through your many investments and stores. Also on your desk is a photo of you and your friend, now shattered, along with various other things, and, needless to say, your friend. Although you wish that last thing wasn't there.

The large window outside shows your many neighboring skyscrapers, and the dark night. Its a new moon out. Luckily, its a Saturday and an awful lot of your employees have left for their day off.

There is no Bathroom nearby, and their is blood all over your suit, now stained with blood all over.

>What now?

[Tersr]

> Find clean closes and burn old clothes (and body)

[Johnfalcon99977]

> Find clean closes and burn old clothes (and body)

Whats a Closes? And any way, a fire would be an absolutely stupid idea. The building would burn down.

[Tersr]

I meant to say clothes.

> Find new clothes, burn down building, make it look like an accident.

The insurence will pay for the building and the fire will make it look like the person died from that and not us.

[Qloos]

>Inspect how I just killed my friend, how did I do it?

[Yoink]

>Lock the office. Also, pull a large bottle of alchohol out of a desk drawer and strip down to our underclothes.
That way we can pretend to be drunk as we head through the building to the bathrooms. Right?

[Qloos]

No, we're not leaving the room Yoink.  We're covered in Blood.  We need to do one of the following.

• Make it look like this was an act of self defense.
• Make it look like someone or something else did it, (Which is hard, because it happened either in his office or yours because of the picture.)

[Yoink]

Well, I meant we could walk through the building to the bathrooms clad only in underpants, clutching the half-empty bottle to explain why we're half naked. But it was a dumb idea anyhow.

[Qloos]

Dumb or genius?  We could have the charges lowered to manslaughter if we were "piss drunk" when it happened.

[Geen]

Pee on the corpse. Because. We can.

[woose1]

Well, I meant we could walk through the building to the bathrooms clad only in underpants, clutching the half-empty bottle to explain why we're half naked. But it was a dumb idea anyhow.

Excellent. Also, inspect friend's cause of death.

The only sure-fire way to get out of something like this is a fire. But, we need to start it somewhere else, not in this room, or else the firefighters could trace the origin of the fire back to us. So, first order of business, get clean clothes and lock the office. I vote for the above strategem. If we're lucky, no-one should be in the building anyways. We can clean off the suit for now, but it's fucking covered in evidence, we'll have to burn it as well, later.

Our guy seems to be quite well off. We should call up a couple of people and pull a few favors, maybe we can get some large quantities of fuel, no questions asked.

EDIT: Take a few sips of the drink to get the smell of alcohol on our breath.