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[Necro910]

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Pony stampede for everyone!

Sonofabitch.

Alright then, initiating 'Fuck All' mode, and screwing with time space. Next stop, obliteration!

Nothing is being destroyed, just scattered and moved.

Congratulations, you just spread ponies to hundreds of other galaxies. 

[King DZA]

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Pony stampede for everyone!

Sonofabitch.

Alright then, initiating 'Fuck All' mode, and screwing with time space. Next stop, obliteration!

Nothing is being destroyed, just scattered and moved.

Congratulations, you just spread ponies to hundreds of other galaxies. 

true, but i'll be damned if all that movement doesn't wipe out nearly all major lifeforms within both galaxies. Not even magic can save you from intergalactic annihilation.

Now stop this madness so i don't have to keep finding bigger things to destroy.

[Wannazzaki]

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Pony stampede for everyone!

Sonofabitch.

Alright then, initiating 'Fuck All' mode, and screwing with time space. Next stop, obliteration!

Nothing is being destroyed, just scattered and moved.

Congratulations, you just spread ponies to hundreds of other galaxies. 

true, but i'll be damned if all that movement doesn't wipe out nearly all major lifeforms within both galaxies. Not even magic can save you from intergalactic annihilation.

Now stop this madness so i don't have to keep finding bigger things to destroy.

UNLEASH THE BIG GUNS! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJJEMmzKzR4

[UltraValican]

I'm sorry Necro, but...

The ponies. Must. END!

THANK YOU!!! FREAKING THANK YOOUU!U!U!!!!!

On a more related note, has anyone thought about weaponizing goblins? Imagine hundreds of goblins being sent out in droves to attack dark fortresses... Or in pits full of trapped badgers... Then they would be a force for "good"
Well at least dorfy goodness.

I honestly want to mod the game so that I can see if I can have captured goblins become my allies, That way i can think of it as capturing them and having my dwarves explain to them the benefits of working together. It be awesome beyond imagination, and it would help to clear my conscience about tossing dozens of their corpses off a mountain.

Goddamn i want a goblin/dwarf fortress...

I'm sorry Necro, but...

The ponies. Must. END!

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Necro, you're forcing me to do this. The only thing that can counter friendship of that magnitude is...

INTENSE RAGE

You can mod in goblins to be a cast of dwarves of vice versa , then change their job names to signify that they are goblins.

[Necro910]

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Pony stampede for everyone!

Sonofabitch.

Alright then, initiating 'Fuck All' mode, and screwing with time space. Next stop, obliteration!

Nothing is being destroyed, just scattered and moved.

Congratulations, you just spread ponies to hundreds of other galaxies. 

true, but i'll be damned if all that movement doesn't wipe out nearly all major lifeforms within both galaxies. Not even magic can save you from intergalactic annihilation.

Now stop this madness so i don't have to keep finding bigger things to destroy.

Take note that the galaxies colliding is very slow, it will be more like two groups of people walking into eachother.

UNLEASH THE BIG GUNS! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJJEMmzKzR4

Some ponies can teleport, some ponies can fly.

PONIES, PREPARE TO BOARD AND/OR DODGE LASERS FROM SEVERAL BILLION LIGHTYEARS AWAY

[EveryZig]

PONIES, PREPARE TO BOARD AND/OR DODGE LASERS FROM SEVERAL BILLION LIGHTYEARS AWAY

But you forget its cunning anti-boarding defense: the ship is so enormous that you have died of old age before you are through the airlock!

[King DZA]

Take note that the galaxies colliding is very slow, it will be more like two groups of people walking into eachother.

Yes, two groups of incredibly fat people walking into eachother. Which, as the video demonstrates, can only lead to disaster.

Plus:

initiating 'Fuck All' mode, and screwing with time space.

helps.

And thanks, UltraValican. I'm gonna have to look into that.

[Necro910]

PONIES, PREPARE TO BOARD AND/OR DODGE LASERS FROM SEVERAL BILLION LIGHTYEARS AWAY

But you forget its cunning anti-boarding defense: the ship is so enormous that you have died of old age before you are through the airlock!

Teleporting ponies!

Attack one end, and it'll take millions of years for them to inform the rest of the crew 

[EveryZig]

Attack one end, and it'll take millions of years for them to inform the rest of the crew 

And by the time it reaches the end, the warning will have transformed into some sort of bizarre religion.

[Necro910]

Attack one end, and it'll take millions of years for them to inform the rest of the crew 

And by the time it reaches the end, the warning will have transformed into some sort of bizarre religion.

Bronidom, amirite?

[Wannazzaki]

Attack one end, and it'll take millions of years for them to inform the rest of the crew 

And by the time it reaches the end, the warning will have transformed into some sort of bizarre religion.

Bronidom, amirite?

You are either trying to wind people up or are very easily brainwashed by memes and shitty kids shows >.>

[King DZA]

Besides, i hate to inform you, but ponies make horrible military forces anyway.

learn from the mistakes of president Taft.

[Necro910]

Attack one end, and it'll take millions of years for them to inform the rest of the crew 

And by the time it reaches the end, the warning will have transformed into some sort of bizarre religion.

Bronidom, amirite?

You are either trying to wind people up or are very easily brainwashed by memes and shitty kids shows >.>

Yes, I like memes.

And the community has changed the small girly horses prancing about, into Pinkie Pie, the schizophrenic butcher, fluttershy, the MPD killer, rainbow dash the lesbian, rarity the marshmallow, scootaloo the chicken, and so on. Eeyup, I think I like this 

Besides, i hate to inform you, but ponies make horrible military forces anyway.

learn from the mistakes of president Taft.

Where is this from? I know I've seen this before!

But we're better, we don't have Ponita 

[Jacob/Lee]

And suddenly, the topic vanishes in a puff of pony.

[King DZA]

And suddenly, the topic vanishes in a puff of pony.

'Tis a tragedy.