Topic: Goblins, a force for good? (Read 40305 times)

Necro910 · « **Reply #120 on:** October 17, 2011, 11:56:05 am »

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I will quote something here.

The angel of my ally is the demon of my enemy

I think this sums up the following statement, that every race comes with their own culture, based on their own government and traditions of people. Elves like eating people and growing trees, humans like going xenocidal and trading the crap out of people, dwarves like burrowing and building ARMOK KNOWS WHAT that kills everything (or just seriously maims it), gobbies like stealing babies and making gobby-world dark fortresses while attacking everyone and finally animal civs just like crapping everywhere.

AGREE?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbbK913Lzak

Daaaaaaamn Necro pony, you scary.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmRYccuXWNA

D:
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WHYYYY MUST YOU TORMENT ME?!!!?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=KsNe0sSGvlQ

Loud Whispers · « **Reply #121 on:** October 17, 2011, 01:35:48 pm »

That's dorfed up... I think I'm going to end my existence now.

Necro910 · « **Reply #122 on:** October 17, 2011, 01:42:44 pm »

Quote from: Loud Whispers on October 17, 2011, 01:35:48 pm

That's dorfed up... I think I'm going to end my existence now.

There's five Luna Games.

Would a cupcake make you feel better?

King DZA · « **Reply #123 on:** October 17, 2011, 01:51:58 pm »

I'm sorry Necro, but...

The ponies. Must. END!

Loud Whispers · « **Reply #124 on:** October 17, 2011, 02:04:28 pm »

Quote from: King DZA on October 17, 2011, 01:51:58 pm

I'm sorry Necro, but...

The ponies. Must. END!

THANK YOU!!! FREAKING THANK YOOUU!U!U!!!!!

On a more related note, has anyone thought about weaponizing goblins? Imagine hundreds of goblins being sent out in droves to attack dark fortresses... Or in pits full of trapped badgers... Then they would be a force for "good"

Well at least dorfy goodness.

Necro910 · « **Reply #125 on:** October 17, 2011, 02:06:44 pm »

Quote from: King DZA on October 17, 2011, 01:51:58 pm

I'm sorry Necro, but...

The ponies. Must. END!

Locking onto target...

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Loud Whispers · « **Reply #126 on:** October 17, 2011, 02:10:19 pm »

Quote from: Necro910 on October 17, 2011, 02:06:44 pm

Quote from: King DZA on October 17, 2011, 01:51:58 pm
I'm sorry Necro, but...

The ponies. Must. END!
Locking onto target...
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I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN SOUL DEVOURING CLOWN PONIES! OR YOUR DAMN FREINDSHIP LAZORZ!
I'M GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE PONIES!

Necro910 · « **Reply #127 on:** October 17, 2011, 02:20:30 pm »

Quote from: Loud Whispers on October 17, 2011, 02:10:19 pm

Quote from: Necro910 on October 17, 2011, 02:06:44 pm
Quote from: King DZA on October 17, 2011, 01:51:58 pm
I'm sorry Necro, but...

The ponies. Must. END!
Locking onto target...
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I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN SOUL DEVOURING CLOWN PONIES! OR YOUR DAMN FREINDSHIP LAZORZ!
I'M GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE PONIES!

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Loud Whispers · « **Reply #128 on:** October 17, 2011, 02:23:52 pm »

Quote from: Necro910 on October 17, 2011, 02:20:30 pm

Quote from: Loud Whispers on October 17, 2011, 02:10:19 pm
Quote from: Necro910 on October 17, 2011, 02:06:44 pm
Quote from: King DZA on October 17, 2011, 01:51:58 pm
I'm sorry Necro, but...

The ponies. Must. END!
Locking onto target...
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I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN SOUL DEVOURING CLOWN PONIES! OR YOUR DAMN FREINDSHIP LAZORZ!
I'M GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE PONIES!
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Oh joy! Moar ponies!

fuuuuUUuUuuUUUuuUUUuUuUuuuUUUuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Loud whispers cancels fell mood, steel pickaxe lodged in skull.
The copper pickaxe glances away from <<*Steel Skull*>>

Still alive:(
Someone please kill this runaway thread to save my sanity:(

King DZA · « **Reply #129 on:** October 17, 2011, 02:27:12 pm »

Quote from: Loud Whispers on October 17, 2011, 02:04:28 pm

Quote from: King DZA on October 17, 2011, 01:51:58 pm
I'm sorry Necro, but...

The ponies. Must. END!

THANK YOU!!! FREAKING THANK YOOUU!U!U!!!!!

On a more related note, has anyone thought about weaponizing goblins? Imagine hundreds of goblins being sent out in droves to attack dark fortresses... Or in pits full of trapped badgers... Then they would be a force for "good"
Well at least dorfy goodness.

I honestly want to mod the game so that I can see if I can have captured goblins become my allies, That way i can think of it as capturing them and having my dwarves explain to them the benefits of working together. It be awesome beyond imagination, and it would help to clear my conscience about tossing dozens of their corpses off a mountain.

Goddamn i want a goblin/dwarf fortress...

Quote from: Necro910 on October 17, 2011, 02:06:44 pm

Quote from: King DZA on October 17, 2011, 01:51:58 pm
I'm sorry Necro, but...

The ponies. Must. END!
Locking onto target...
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Necro, you're forcing me to do this. The only thing that can counter friendship of that magnitude is...

INTENSE RAGE

Necro910 · « **Reply #130 on:** October 17, 2011, 02:33:48 pm »

Quote from: King DZA on October 17, 2011, 02:27:12 pm

Necro, you're forcing me to do this. The only thing that can counter friendship of that magnitude is...

INTENSE RAGE

I believe the proper response would be

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Loud Whispers · « **Reply #131 on:** October 17, 2011, 02:36:24 pm »

King DZA, you are now my Jesus.

On a still *slightly* more related note, it would be very nice to be able to ~~brainwash~~ ~~coerce~~ ~~force~~ help gobbies see the good dorfy way.

Maybe the goblins are trying to destroy all of our fortresses for this EXPRESS reason, to stop dwarves from going on the offensive and start capturing goblin babies >:]
Wait, goblins don't have babies

Toady, you have to let us kidnap and help gobbies join the cause.

Necro910 · « **Reply #132 on:** October 17, 2011, 02:45:16 pm »

Quote from: Loud Whispers on October 17, 2011, 02:36:24 pm

King DZA, you are now my Jesus.

On a still *slightly* more related note, it would be very nice to be able to ~~brainwash~~ ~~coerce~~ ~~force~~ help gobbies see the good dorfy way.

Maybe the goblins are trying to destroy all of our fortresses for this EXPRESS reason, to stop dwarves from going on the offensive and start capturing goblin babies >:]
Wait, goblins don't have babies
Toady, you have to let us kidnap and help gobbies join the cause.

Pinkamina's way ahead of ya!

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Loud Whispers · « **Reply #133 on:** October 17, 2011, 02:53:19 pm »

Why... *Whimpers*

Cthulhu didn't even make me THIS mad:[

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Masta Crouton · « **Reply #134 on:** October 17, 2011, 02:59:57 pm »

this topic gets my stamp of approval. fiery approval.

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