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i opened up hell
« on: October 07, 2011, 03:47:18 pm »
And like 1000 demons and other beast came out there where all over the screen then they all destroyed my fort. I knew hell was overcrowded but DAMN. All my dwarfs got a horrible death full of biting, punching, scathing, kicking, and internal bleeding.
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Re: i opened up hell
« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2011, 03:49:23 pm »
...what did you expect?  Badgers will kill a young fort.  Hell itself will rend the world asunder and leave it bleeding in a ditch.  This aint no Minecraft "lol let's go to nether" this is the underworld itself!
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Re: i opened up hell
« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2011, 03:56:08 pm »
Truth.

This isn't minecraft, this is real.
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Re: i opened up hell
« Reply #3 on: October 07, 2011, 03:58:48 pm »
Hell is meant to be there to scare the shits out of you after digging too deep. Granted, there are a few crafty ways to cope, but next time you are chipping away at the secret stuff, you will be very nervy.
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Re: i opened up hell
« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2011, 04:03:14 pm »
1k clowns?  Is that a serious figure?  Something makes me think division by 10 is in order... but even 100 clowns will end things real good if you're not set up to deal with them: pathing abuse, repeating spikes, cave-ins, obsidianizers, checkers...
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Re: i opened up hell
« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2011, 04:32:17 pm »
You dug too greedily and too deep, and awakened a hundred terrors of flesh, mineral, and poison.

Quote from: Tevish Szat on October 07, 2011, 04:03:14 pm
but even 100 clowns will end things real good if you're not set up to deal with them: pathing abuse, repeating spikes, cave-ins, obsidianizers, checkers...

Even one will ruin your day if you're not expecting it.
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Re: i opened up hell
« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2011, 07:21:13 pm »
Yeah,there is always that "goblin" law giver, that when you see you ask "why this gobbo is spitting frozen FB extract at my hammerman?"
But a closer look reveals that he's a giant- winged-platypus-duck-crocodile-badger-carp that spits a acid and breath fire, called :Nxbrosgu The SuicidalFortress of Yor!
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Re: i opened up hell
« Reply #7 on: October 07, 2011, 08:13:37 pm »
I think combining a platypus with a duck is redundant...
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Re: i opened up hell
« Reply #8 on: October 07, 2011, 08:15:10 pm »
Quote from: Vehudur on October 07, 2011, 03:56:08 pm
Truth.

This isn't minecraft, this is real.

If only minecraft's nether were filled with DF demons.
And that they could enter portals.
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Re: i opened up hell
« Reply #9 on: October 07, 2011, 08:19:04 pm »
Quote from: Ultimuh on October 07, 2011, 08:15:10 pm
Quote from: Vehudur on October 07, 2011, 03:56:08 pm
Truth.

This isn't minecraft, this is real.

If only minecraft's nether were filled with DF demons.
And that they could enter portals.

And they were as silent as Creepers...
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Re: i opened up hell
« Reply #10 on: October 07, 2011, 08:20:56 pm »
Quote from: ASCIt on October 07, 2011, 08:19:04 pm
Quote from: Ultimuh on October 07, 2011, 08:15:10 pm
Quote from: Vehudur on October 07, 2011, 03:56:08 pm
Truth.

This isn't minecraft, this is real.

If only minecraft's nether were filled with DF demons.
And that they could enter portals.

And they were as silent as Creepers...

Hmm.. I say they should be way noisier than Ghasts.
So that you KNOW youre screwed from miles away.
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Re: i opened up hell
« Reply #11 on: October 07, 2011, 08:26:13 pm »
Congratulations, you're now well on the way to becoming a true Dwarfer.  All you need now is to kill something with an overly-complicated/ingeniously simple device.  Preferably using Magma.



Quote from: Tevish Szat on October 07, 2011, 04:03:14 pm
1k clowns?  Is that a serious figure?  Something makes me think division by 10 is in order... but even 100 clowns will end things real good if you're not set up to deal with them: pathing abuse, repeating spikes, cave-ins, obsidianizers, checkers...

Or one ingenious bit of obsdianizing... *cough*Dwarven Checkerboard*cough*.  You'll still need a VERY good army for what comes afterwards though.
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Re: i opened up hell
« Reply #12 on: October 07, 2011, 08:50:58 pm »
He said cave-ins, obsidianizers and checkers. What more do you want?
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« Reply #13 on: October 07, 2011, 09:07:12 pm »
Oh, he did too.  I take that back and appologise.  There's always room for more ingenious dwarfy killing machines though.
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Re: i opened up hell
« Reply #14 on: October 07, 2011, 09:08:15 pm »
Might be easier to seal them in unless you want to go Big Game Hunting...you know. For your clown roasts.
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