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[MadocComadrin]

Most trouble I had from a capybara was when one dragged a plant gatherer into a river.

[Oliolli]

Most trouble I had from a capybara was when one dragged a plant gatherer into a river.

Oh god... They're like amphibian carp!

[Loud Whispers]

Most trouble I had from a capybara was when one dragged a plant gatherer into a river.

Oh god... They're like amphibian carp!

TOADY! YOU /MUST/ ADD LAND CARP

[ZeroSumHappiness]

THEN MAGMA LAND CARP

[Varnifane]

Carpybaras

[Loud Whispers]

THEN MAGMA LAND CARP

MADE OUT OF ADAMANTINE.... AND MAGMA

[Oliolli]

THEN MAGMA LAND CARP

MADE OUT OF ADAMANTINE.... AND MAGMA

Adamantine body, slade eyes and they vomit magma.

[Gigabytebob]

my fortress is literally surrounded on a daily bases and non of my dwarfs have been killed by them the capybaras usually run away even sliced ones ear off but recently a trader caravan left but not before kill 2 capybaras and 2 attacked 2 of my dwarfs then 3 other dwarfs joined in they straggled one to death and punched the other in the skull to death       

[Urist McVoyager]

That makes me hope that when economy and diplomacy get arcs of their own, we see land rights like hunting and logging become a thing that can be bought. That way if you don't say "you can hunt on my land" anyone who goes out of their way to kill wildlife gets called a criminal and has to face justice.

[mikekchar]

I'd really like that too.  At the moment, if you have a popular tavern, say goodbye to hunting.  Every time someone leaves the pub, they decimate the wildlife.

And I particularly like this necro because capybaras killed something like 5 of my dwarfs in my first fortress.  My second fortress was attacked by a werecapybara.  My wife and I laugh every time we hear about capybaras (which are surprisingly popular in Japanese zoos).  How can they have such dangerous animals in their zoo!!!

[johiah]

The capybara killed your archer because of the power of cubed poop. Not joking. Their poop are cubes.


... Wait that's wombats.

...

Close enough.

[Thisfox]

The capybara killed your archer because of the power of cubed poop. Not joking. Their poop are cubes.


... Wait that's wombats.

...

Close enough.

Nope. When your truck hits a wombat, your truck no longer functions, and the wombat shrugs and walks off. If you do the same to the capybara, I swear the capybara won't be the one to win the argument. Wombats are incredible, and I have seen several very final accidents to prove it. If you're ever in Oz near a "wombat crossing" sign, drive sodding carefully, it's a road hazard warning, not a "be nice to the wildlife" warning. They don't call them diff-crackers for nothing....