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[atomicwinter]

Steve Jobs is one of the richest people in the world.  He therefore can afford the best doctors money can buy. There exists cryogenic technology to freeze him. Think about it! The more you know people, the more you know. 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cryosurgery - Here's some sources of this such technology. Think about it, it is possible.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cryonics - Who's with me?

[kaijyuu]

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[Max White]

With you? That sounds dangerous, are we going to storm Apple head office with flaming swords and pizza box shields demanding the corpse of Steve Jobs to sacrifice to the dark god of sand and shower curtains?

Well I can think of worse things to do.

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Sometimes, it is just always too soon.

[atomicwinter]

No I am not saying we attack him and make sure he stays dead. What are you people? I expected this out of bay12 to want to kill him. I am thoroughly shocked at some of you. I am just saying he might still be alive. 

[Montague]

Sounds like an idea conspiracy theorist types will probably assert. Kinda like Elvis and Walt Disney, some people just can't seem to die.

Ah well, guess we'll find out for sure if and when an immortal titanium-alloy Robo Steve Jobs 2.0 emerges from his hidden laboratory bunker and submits an application for his old job.

[PsyberianHusky]

Where has kouchpotato been?
Also better post something on topic,
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Ipads are very smooth ...

[Maggarg - Eater of chicke]

Sounds like an idea conspiracy theorist types will probably assert. Kinda like Elvis and Walt Disney, some people just can't seem to die.

I imagine Walt Disney to have gone the way of Robert E. House in Fallout New Vegas - and probably exerting the same kind of nefarious influence.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's Science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
STILL ALIVE (x2)

[G-Flex]

I hope that this is a joke, as opposed to atomicwinter finally going all the way off the deep end.

[Pnx]

My first thought was "Wait, he did it twice?"

But seriously, it's time to let Steve Jobs go.
I've already moved on. All hail our google overlords.

[Leafsnail]

There exists cryogenic technology to freeze him.

Sure.  You can do it after death.  IE, even if he were frozen for some reason he'd be dead rather than alive (and it also ruins all your cells beyond repair so it's not particularly likely he'd ever be resurrected).

Or you could try doing it before death, but that would kill you.

[Ochita]

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[DJ]

No I am not saying we attack him and make sure he stays dead.

Does it involve wooden stakes?

[Urist Imiknorris]

I think it would involve his phylactery and a sledgehammer.

[Zrk2]

Steve jobs, still alive!

Nope, Chuck Testa.