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nenjin

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Re: Steve Jobs, Still Alive!
« Reply #15 on: October 06, 2011, 02:50:11 pm »
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Re: Steve Jobs, Still Alive!
« Reply #16 on: October 06, 2011, 05:43:38 pm »
Frankly, I find atomicwinter's suggestion of cryogenic freezing to be foolhardy and without forethought and I am fully behind breaking into Apple with a stake and mallet.
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Re: Steve Jobs, Still Alive!
« Reply #17 on: October 06, 2011, 05:47:11 pm »
Wait a few months. If Apple's product lineup suddenly has a vast spike in variety, then Steve Jobs really did fake his death and is hiding wherever Tupac is.
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Re: Steve Jobs, Still Alive!
« Reply #18 on: October 06, 2011, 05:50:16 pm »
Just in time for Christmas - the iBall! Suspended from the ceiling, it projects specially-encoded video (using a proprietary codec) onto a room's walls, automatically adjusting for distance and angles. For an extra $49.95, you can purchase a set of auxiliary mirrors that you can mount on the upper corner of the room to reduce the angle that has to be kept clear for the video to reach the floor corner uninterrupted.

I'll be waiting for that paycheck, Apple.
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Re: Steve Jobs, Still Alive!
« Reply #19 on: October 11, 2011, 10:26:18 am »
Quote from: Bauglir on October 06, 2011, 05:50:16 pm
Just in time for Christmas - the iBall! Suspended from the ceiling, it projects specially-encoded video (using a proprietary codec) onto a room's walls, automatically adjusting for distance and angles. For an extra $49.95, you can purchase a set of auxiliary mirrors that you can mount on the upper corner of the room to reduce the angle that has to be kept clear for the video to reach the floor corner uninterrupted.

I'll be waiting for that paycheck, Apple.
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Re: Steve Jobs, Still Alive!
« Reply #20 on: October 11, 2011, 10:37:01 am »
Quote from: Vester on October 06, 2011, 05:47:11 pm
Wait a few months. If Apple's product lineup suddenly has a vast spike in variety, then Steve Jobs really did fake his death and is hiding wherever Tupac is.
On the moon?
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Re: Steve Jobs, Still Alive!
« Reply #21 on: October 11, 2011, 03:14:07 pm »
Steve Jobs is dead

Cryonics and cryogenic preservation of human tissues exists to some extent

Therefore Steve Jobs is using them and alive?

Am I following the logic here?
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Re: Steve Jobs, Still Alive!
« Reply #22 on: October 11, 2011, 09:54:40 pm »
The logic is yay science!
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Re: Steve Jobs, Still Alive!
« Reply #23 on: October 12, 2011, 01:31:20 am »
Imagine everyone.. steve jobs when he emerges from this deep sleep in the year 2012 engineer some crazy apple robots that save the economy and then turn on us kill us all.  :o
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Re: Steve Jobs, Still Alive!
« Reply #24 on: October 12, 2011, 01:54:05 am »
All I'm hearing is more and more reason to make sure he's dead.
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Re: Steve Jobs, Still Alive!
« Reply #25 on: October 12, 2011, 02:23:56 am »
Quote from: atomicwinter on October 12, 2011, 01:31:20 am
Imagine everyone.. steve jobs when he emerges from this deep sleep in the year 2012 engineer some crazy apple robots that save the economy and then turn on us kill us all.  :o
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Re: Steve Jobs, Still Alive!
« Reply #26 on: October 12, 2011, 03:14:58 am »
Quote from: Jackrabbit on October 12, 2011, 01:54:05 am
All I'm hearing is more and more reason to make sure he's dead.
We need more people. Some of us will die on this mission. You can be sure that Steve Jobs is having his bunker guarded heavily. We need a team of folks willing to sacrifice their lives to save us from what could be our future doom.
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Re: Steve Jobs, Still Alive!
« Reply #27 on: October 12, 2011, 03:23:35 am »
Quote from: atomicwinter on October 12, 2011, 03:14:58 am
Quote from: Jackrabbit on October 12, 2011, 01:54:05 am
All I'm hearing is more and more reason to make sure he's dead.
We need more people. Some of us will die on this mission. You can be sure that Steve Jobs is having his bunker guarded heavily. We need a team of folks willing to sacrifice their lives to save us from what could be our future doom.
This thread really 180'd fast didn't it?
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Re: Steve Jobs, Still Alive!
« Reply #28 on: October 12, 2011, 04:58:52 am »
I am a powerful persuader.
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Re: Steve Jobs, Still Alive!
« Reply #29 on: October 12, 2011, 05:04:18 am »
Careful Jack, you don't want this to end up like SATAAAN do you?
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