I heard his funeral going to be simple, as he stated he didn't want it to be flash. He also stated that no coffee will be consumed as he absolutely could not stand java. The funeral will however available to the public, albeit for some very low prices: $500.99 to enter the cemetery, $0.99 for every word from the vicar and $300 to watch the coffin be set down. People will be reminded that they will be able to view from one direction only, and the funeral directors will not take responsibility if this proves to be inadequate or provide inconsistent coverage of the event.
However, I do agree that, while he was no inventor, he was certainly a visionary who understood what it took to inspire people. I mean, who else has ever managed to suddenly rise from nothing and be able to drive a massive crowd into a religious fervour and convince them of their own superiority with his speeches?
Maybe I'm being too harsh on Jobs. He has changed the face of the computing industry through his shrewd business practice, and brought about many products and services like iTunes, the iMac and autocorrect. So I think it's only fitting that I write this using the software you brought to life.
Rest In Penis Steve.