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How do dwarves use the bathroom
« on: October 02, 2011, 05:27:24 pm »
How do dwarfs use the bathroom, What I think they do is they convert there bladders in to failure, so as the older dwarfs get, the dumber they get also. So, what do you think dwarfs do about this.
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Re: How do dwarves use the bathroom
« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2011, 05:37:21 pm »
Quote from: Ddynamo on October 02, 2011, 05:27:24 pm
How do dwarfs use the bathroom, What I think they do is they convert there bladders in to failure, so as the older dwarfs get, the dumber they get also. So, what do you think dwarfs do about this.

How do you think dwarves farm underground with no extra nutrients  and no sunlight? Just think about that next time you bite into your next plumphelmet.
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Re: How do dwarves use the bathroom
« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2011, 05:42:33 pm »
Quote from: Ddynamo on October 02, 2011, 05:27:24 pm
How do dwarfs use the bathroom, What I think they do is they convert there bladders in to failure, so as the older dwarfs get, the dumber they get also. So, what do you think dwarfs do about this.

Dwarven beards consume ALL of the hosts waste.
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Re: How do dwarves use the bathroom
« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2011, 05:46:31 pm »
Dwarves don't produce waste.
Dwarves produce miasma.
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Re: How do dwarves use the bathroom
« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2011, 05:51:21 pm »
My headcanon: dwarves are such hardscrabble creatures that their metabolism is slow enough to only consume eight pieces of food and sixteen drinks a year (already true), and so effective that all of it is used.

Alternatively, it gets put towards beard growth.

Or yeah, they poop in the farm plots. Makes some amount of sense.
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Re: How do dwarves use the bathroom
« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2011, 06:11:40 pm »
You see, when a Dwarf uses the bathroom, he doesnt release feces, but rather a sort of rot that targets clothes and an Overseers mind. Too much time near to the rot would make the clothes rot too and fall off and the Overseer to go !!mad!! and come up with insane ideas that result in nearby Overseers to go mad in awe at this man's ideas.
TL:DR Toady didnt add feces yet so just imagine that the Dwarf eats it.
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Re: How do dwarves use the bathroom
« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2011, 06:40:10 pm »
I eat plump helmets every meal, now it's slave food, o I eat goblin meat, the food of kings.
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Re: How do dwarves use the bathroom
« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2011, 07:10:22 pm »
If I could I'd have them poop and pee into the cages of goblins.

"Haha! That's what ye git fer taken me useless offspring ye gobbo filth!"
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Re: How do dwarves use the bathroom
« Reply #8 on: October 02, 2011, 08:20:25 pm »
...What do you think dwarven children are?
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Re: How do dwarves use the bathroom
« Reply #9 on: October 02, 2011, 09:28:56 pm »
Quote from: Greiger on October 02, 2011, 08:20:25 pm
...What do you think dwarven children are?

I figured they came from spores..... Crap, airborne feces-like material. Glad I'm the overseer and away.
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Re: How do dwarves use the bathroom
« Reply #10 on: October 02, 2011, 09:45:51 pm »
Quote from: Greiger on October 02, 2011, 08:20:25 pm
...What do you think dwarven children are?
Dwarven children are direct manifestations of alcohol, beard hairs and failure.
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Re: How do dwarves use the bathroom
« Reply #11 on: October 02, 2011, 09:46:24 pm »
A better question would be 'How do we weaponize Dwarves going to the bathroom?'
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Re: How do dwarves use the bathroom
« Reply #12 on: October 02, 2011, 09:49:47 pm »
We feed our soldiers.
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Re: How do dwarves use the bathroom
« Reply #13 on: October 02, 2011, 09:50:08 pm »
Quote from: Eddren on October 02, 2011, 09:46:24 pm
A better question would be 'How do we weaponize Dwarves going to the bathroom?'
Chain the children to the front gate.

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Re: How do dwarves use the bathroom
« Reply #14 on: October 02, 2011, 10:26:22 pm »
Elf skulls?
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