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[Necro910]

If my dorf is still alive in this save, lock him in his room with a few brewskies and a few fungi to eat when the magma comes. Let him deconstruct the door once the magma is surrounding the villa.

[peskyninja]

Can I be dorfed?
Any important job (mason, metalsmith, blacksmith, weaponsmith...)

[Loud Whispers]

If my dorf is still alive in this save, lock him in his room with a few brewskies and a few fungi to eat when the magma comes. Let him deconstruct the door once the magma is surrounding the villa.

EVERYONE IS DEAD.

[Frying Doby]

If my dorf is still alive in this save, lock him in his room with a few brewskies and a few fungi to eat when the magma comes. Let him deconstruct the door once the magma is surrounding the villa.

EVERYONE IS DEAD.

Who is?

[Tiruin]

EVERYONE  IS DEAD.

You know we are talking about a post-embark [post-fortress] right? Seven new dwarves in which we requested re-dwarfing? 

[Necro910]

If my dorf is still alive in this save, lock him in his room with a few brewskies and a few fungi to eat when the magma comes. Let him deconstruct the door once the magma is surrounding the villa.

EVERYONE IS DEAD.

I thought he was savescumming to an earlier save...

[Loud Whispers]

Well if this is reclaim, I demand a lord of doors!

[Mego]

This is a savescum.

They are not all dead, Dave.

[ThatAussieGuy]

It is indeed a savescum, and I've just loaded it. Here's our current list of living dwarves (Seventeen in all)

Doren Rothiton Edosonol Dumat
Shem Likotbecor
Vehudur
Tiruin
Loud Whispers II
Eric Blank
Mego III
gzoker
Oliolli III
Wannazzaki II
That Aussie Dwarf, King of Hell and the Underworld
Necro 911
Sniken
Doby
Onul Limulkas
Cilob Urrithfikod
Captain Mayhem

A couple of new readers wanted dwarfing, so they'll get the two unnamed.  As always, Shen and Doren have earned the right to keep their own names due to their staggering kill counts

[ThatAussieGuy]

I think once you've beaten colonised hell, the game doesn't have much left to throw at you. Also serial killer ghosts are quite cool.

It can still throw stuff at you. It threw the no-migrants trap at Aussie, leaving him with a steadily-diminishing population.

I'm partly certain that that was my own doing.  The year is only 91, and I have 930 filled coffins in the fortress, not counting unrecoverable corpses.  Going by the math, I think I ran the dwarf civ into extinction.  For the second fortress in a row.  I really should let the world gen spin for a millenia or two so there's a good-sized civilization to murder my way through, I mean, encourage to apply their trades to my masterpieces of engineering and masonry.

[Necro910]

Keep me in my room when the magma comes, and lock me in with some plump helmets and cheap booze.

Let my flesh be scorched from the bones.

[Tiruin]

Slabs + Engravers? 

And we have invaders still on right?

You know, there should be quick-links on the first page to important events (including the time warp) so future readers won't miss out, we have a lot of goodies in store!

Also, requesting to be made into a recruit if possible. For invaders...If possible.

[Mego]

I think once you've beaten colonised hell, the game doesn't have much left to throw at you. Also serial killer ghosts are quite cool.

It can still throw stuff at you. It threw the no-migrants trap at Aussie, leaving him with a steadily-diminishing population.

I'm partly certain that that was my own doing.  The year is only 91, and I have 930 filled coffins in the fortress, not counting unrecoverable corpses.  Going by the math, I think I ran the dwarf civ into extinction.  For the second fortress in a row.  I really should let the world gen spin for a millenia or two so there's a good-sized civilization to murder my way through, I mean, encourage to apply their trades to my masterpieces of engineering and masonry.

This is why we can't have nice things in BattlefailedSwordthunders, someone will just wind up filling it with corpses.

[Oliolli]

By the way, if there IS a reclaim at some point, I expect to be dorfed as well.

[ThatAussieGuy]

By the way, if there IS a reclaim at some point, I expect to be dorfed as well.

Once I've filled Hell with magma and ruined it for everyone, I'll put up a savegame and it'll be in the hands of anyone crazy enough to launch a reclaim of Swordthunders.

This is why we can't have nice things in BattlefailedSwordthunders, someone will just wind up filling it with corpses.

I can't help it if all my fortresses result in the extinction of the dwarven race through self-inflicted genocide via a colossal tantrum