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[ThatAussieGuy]

STILL waiting for Hell to finish filling with Magma.  I sent Mego III to dig out the last adamantine spire and whack a hole to the magma sea to speed things up a little.  Sadly, Mego III; Glutton for Punishment, bled to death for his efforts.

[Loud Whispers]

These dwarves are droppin like flies!

[Mego]

You know what to do.

It starts with an 'M'.

And ends with "ego the IV".

[Necro910]

You know what to do.

It starts with an 'M'.

And ends with "ego the IV".

If it doesn't end in "agma", it will end in an IV for you.

[Mego]

You know what to do.

It starts with an 'M'.

And ends with "ego the IV".

If it doesn't end in "agma", it will end in an IV for you.

Sigged.

[ThatAussieGuy]

You know what to do.

It starts with an 'M'.

And ends with "ego the IV".

If it doesn't end in "agma", it will end in an IV for you.

Sigged.

Hellopolis is slowly flooding with magma, the dwarves are probably all doomed and you want back IN?!...


Alright then

Spoiler:  Mego IV: Olympic Magma Swimmer (click to show/hide)

Congratulations, you're finally male

edit:  Oh and here's how Hellopolis looks right now.  Necro910 should enjoy these pics

Spoiler:  Northern Hellopolis (click to show/hide)

Spoiler:  Southern Hellopolis (click to show/hide)

[Mego]

Spoiler:  Mego IV: Olympic Magma Swimmer (click to show/hide)

Congratulations, you're finally male

But I'm a dumb male. You asshole.

Oh well, at least my (fourth) death will be swift!

[ThatAussieGuy]

Spoiler:  Mego IV: Olympic Magma Swimmer (click to show/hide)

Congratulations, you're finally male

But I'm a dumb male. You asshole.

Oh well, at least my (fourth) death will be swift!

Hey! There were only two unnamed dwarves left.  Also, I've got 20 dorfbucks that say you get trapped in your Hellvilla by the magma and starve to death slowly.

edit:  I've also made a fascinating discovery of what's most likely a bug.  If you obsidianize water that's on an engraved floor, it engraves the cast obsidian

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

All of that is obsidian, but white parts are engraved flooring.  The other spots (aside from the outer edges that were ramps) are where the floored-over glowing pits were

I've also discovered that magma on it's own destroys engravings, but leaves the smoothed floor

[Necro910]

Spoiler:  Mego IV: Olympic Magma Swimmer (click to show/hide)

Congratulations, you're finally male

But I'm a dumb male. You asshole.

Oh well, at least my (fourth) death will be swift!

Hey! There were only two unnamed dwarves left.  Also, I've got 20 dorfbucks that say you get trapped in your Hellvilla by the magma and starve to death slowly.

edit:  I've also made a fascinating discovery of what's most likely a bug.  If you obsidianize water that's on an engraved floor, it engraves the cast obsidian

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

All of that is obsidian, but white parts are engraved flooring.  The other spots (aside from the outer edges that were ramps) are where the floored-over glowing pits were

I've also discovered that magma on it's own destroys engravings, but leaves the smoothed floor

If Necro911 is still alive, trap him in the magma for me 

[ThatAussieGuy]

I've got something special in mind for Necro911...

[ThatAussieGuy]

Thanks to my lack of understanding how bridges retract, my attempt to fling you into the magma only resulted in you flying up into the ceiling one level above.  You were stunned and bruised, but otherwise fine.


Also, 'woot, 1000 posts'.  I'll put a little special update up momentarily


How could I give an epic ending for the militia dwarves and myself, considering that there are no more invasions?  Yes, that's right.  Myself.

Spoiler:  That Aussie Dwarf (click to show/hide)

Well, the only thing left of Hell is the Glowing Pit beneath the Throne of Hell.  And no-one knows what's down there.  I think me, Shem and Doren visit and make it my Summer Home

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

All that supported the Throne of Hell was a single pathway.  That was removed by Shem and off we went.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

If you listen through the throneroom door into the abyss, you'll probably hear the sound of the three of them fighting and building a pleasant little cottage and garden.  All built around the Throne and it's spoils

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Engraved over the door to what was the throneroom is a simple message in dwarven for any that might live to see it before magma seals the paradise away from any who might crave it for their own.  Translated, it reads as follows

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Losing is Fun.  Winning is Satisfying.  Hell is but a dwarf-filled sea-side paradise.

[ThatAussieGuy]

Oh dear.  Necro911 has passed on.  And not from his beloved magma either

Spoiler:  Necro was beaten to death by a ghost (click to show/hide)

Spoiler:  while he was peacefully asleep in bed (click to show/hide)

I'd also like to point out he was beaten so hard he BROKE IN HALF

I'm not cold-hearted though - I've ordered the door removed on your Hellvilla and set Necro911's corpse as forbidden.  Eventually the magma will claim it

[Oliolli]

Who still live? Once hell is as full as it will get, you should turn invaders back on and wait for the few remaining ones to get killed by gobbos.

Is Oliolli III still alive, or am I long dead (again)?

[khearn]

Engraved over the door to what was the throneroom is a simple message in dwarven for any that might live to see it before magma seals the paradise away from any who might crave it for their own.  Translated, it reads as follows

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Losing is Fun.  Winning is Satisfying.  Hell is but a dwarf-filled sea-side paradise.

I was expecting:
"My name is ThatAussieGuy, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

[Loud Whispers]

It's... It's so beautiful...

I hope I die defending a door from magma.