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Have I turned breaching the HFS from the most terrifying and challenging thing a dwarf can do into a simple and hilarious thing that anyone can do?

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ThatAussieGuy

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Re: An AussieGuy Project - The Dwarven Checkerboard and siezing the HFS (spoilers)
« Reply #810 on: October 28, 2011, 10:43:31 am »
Quote from: Necro910 on October 28, 2011, 10:42:10 am
Quote from: ThatAussieGuy on October 28, 2011, 10:39:10 am
Okay, seriously though - Do I let the human spearman (probably) get away alive after all his caravan-mates have gone insane or beserk and been slaughtered by Doren and Shen, or do I send them after him to finish the job and the caravan just winds up as missing?
Eh, he's insane. I don't think it actually matters at this point, so do whatever you like.

No, he's sane and going to make a beeline for the mapedge the moment I unpause.
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Re: An AussieGuy Project - The Dwarven Checkerboard and siezing the HFS (spoilers)
« Reply #811 on: October 28, 2011, 10:45:32 am »
If he lives: humanite.

If he dies: other trade goods.
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Re: An AussieGuy Project - The Dwarven Checkerboard and siezing the HFS (spoilers)
« Reply #812 on: October 28, 2011, 10:46:55 am »
Quote from: ThatAussieGuy on October 28, 2011, 10:43:31 am
Quote from: Necro910 on October 28, 2011, 10:42:10 am
Quote from: ThatAussieGuy on October 28, 2011, 10:39:10 am
Okay, seriously though - Do I let the human spearman (probably) get away alive after all his caravan-mates have gone insane or beserk and been slaughtered by Doren and Shen, or do I send them after him to finish the job and the caravan just winds up as missing?
Eh, he's insane. I don't think it actually matters at this point, so do whatever you like.

No, he's sane and going to make a beeline for the mapedge the moment I unpause.
Ok, let him live. That way you can get moar CHEEEEEEESE!
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Re: An AussieGuy Project - The Dwarven Checkerboard and siezing the HFS (spoilers)
« Reply #813 on: October 28, 2011, 12:16:26 pm »
I would say permit him to escape. It wouldn't change anything at this point; if he dies and they want to siege for killing the caravan, they'll siege. If he lives and they want to siege, they'll still siege. But if he lives to report your wealth and they don't want to go to war then they may send larger caravans.
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Re: An AussieGuy Project - The Dwarven Checkerboard and siezing the HFS (spoilers)
« Reply #814 on: October 28, 2011, 12:18:55 pm »
What's Doren's kill count? Is she about to hit a milestone? If she's sitting at 399, let her have the at-bat so she can join the 400-club. Otherwise let him go.
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Re: An AussieGuy Project - The Dwarven Checkerboard and siezing the HFS (spoilers)
« Reply #815 on: October 28, 2011, 12:20:47 pm »
Throw him on a eerie pit.
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Re: An AussieGuy Project - The Dwarven Checkerboard and siezing the HFS (spoilers)
« Reply #816 on: October 28, 2011, 01:29:50 pm »
Let him go home, he might even cause a loyalty cascade:3
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Re: An AussieGuy Project - The Dwarven Checkerboard and siezing the HFS (spoilers)
« Reply #817 on: October 28, 2011, 07:14:18 pm »
Oh Jegus, loyalty cascades. That's the last thing this fortress needs.

The first thing it needs is more Hell-beach-front villas.
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Loud Whispers

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Re: An AussieGuy Project - The Dwarven Checkerboard and siezing the HFS (spoilers)
« Reply #818 on: October 28, 2011, 07:14:59 pm »
Quote from: Mego on October 28, 2011, 07:14:18 pm
Oh Jegus, loyalty cascades. That's the last thing this fortress needs.

The first thing it needs is more Hell-beach-front villas.

HUMAN loyalty cascade, just to clarify :]
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ThatAussieGuy

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Re: An AussieGuy Project - The Dwarven Checkerboard and siezing the HFS (spoilers)
« Reply #819 on: October 28, 2011, 08:22:10 pm »
Quote from: Mego on October 28, 2011, 07:14:18 pm
Oh Jegus, loyalty cascades. That's the last thing this fortress needs.

The first thing it needs is more Hell-beach-front villas.

Your dwarf already has one, Mego.  Mego III's living in one of the western ones near the staircase up to the fortress/Pit House


Quote from: khearn on October 28, 2011, 12:18:55 pm
What's Doren's kill count? Is she about to hit a milestone? If she's sitting at 399, let her have the at-bat so she can join the 400-club. Otherwise let him go.

it's at 401 and rising now that she's clearing out the last few Trolls of the siege
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Re: An AussieGuy Project - The Dwarven Checkerboard and siezing the HFS (spoilers)
« Reply #820 on: October 28, 2011, 08:42:12 pm »
Quote from: ThatAussieGuy on October 28, 2011, 08:22:10 pm
Quote from: khearn on October 28, 2011, 12:18:55 pm
What's Doren's kill count? Is she about to hit a milestone? If she's sitting at 399, let her have the at-bat so she can join the 400-club. Otherwise let him go.

it's at 401 and rising now that she's clearing out the last few Trolls of the siege

Tell them our trolls are better.

I mean, we graffiti HELL ITSELF with trolololololol.
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Loud Whispers

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Re: An AussieGuy Project - The Dwarven Checkerboard and siezing the HFS (spoilers)
« Reply #821 on: October 28, 2011, 08:52:04 pm »
There's no troll like a trollollo trolollllololollllllol
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Re: An AussieGuy Project - The Dwarven Checkerboard and siezing the HFS (spoilers)
« Reply #822 on: October 28, 2011, 10:30:18 pm »
Could you post the character sheets of our warriors? Unless I missed it somewhere in the thread, it would be nice to see how they've grown.
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ThatAussieGuy

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Re: An AussieGuy Project - The Dwarven Checkerboard and siezing the HFS (spoilers)
« Reply #823 on: October 28, 2011, 10:57:10 pm »
Quote from: Tiruin on October 28, 2011, 10:30:18 pm
Could you post the character sheets of our warriors? Unless I missed it somewhere in the thread, it would be nice to see how they've grown.

There's not much to see - Shen Inktempted, the Ashen Labyrinth is a Legendary Axedwarf, Hammerdwarf Speardwarf, Armor-User, Shield-User and Fighter as well as a High Master Wrestler, Professional Biter, Grand Master Striker, High Master Kicker, Grand Master Dodger and dabbles in Carpentry, Engraving and Masonry.  He also only has one arm and 207 Notable Kills with a further 10 other kills

As for Doren Domainhall, the Amazing Mountain of Roughness, She's a Legendary Axedwarf, Hammerdwarf, Speardwarf, Shield-User, Armor-User, Fighter, Wrestler, Striker, Kicker, Dodger, Organizer, Observer, and Teacher.  Also a Master Misc. Object User, Accomplished Biter and Dabbling Swordsdwarf.  Her notable kill count is 404 with a further 50 Other Kills of which most are demons.  Doren has no serious wounds, save for a couple of scars and she's lost the fat off of her upper and lower body, as well as her left hand and upper-right leg
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Re: An AussieGuy Project - The Dwarven Checkerboard and siezing the HFS (spoilers)
« Reply #824 on: October 28, 2011, 11:00:17 pm »
Shen for mayor!

Noble has declared new mandate: SKULLSS OF ENEMIESSSS
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