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[Loud Whispers]

Tried, but I ran out of characters, and I don't want to get rid of my current sig... Just yet

Now lets follow the tracks just a 'bit more.

Use tinyurl.com, and use a sigtext thread to make room in your signature 

Compromised ;P
Ikled means whispers in dorfish apparantly, also Aussie, could you give us an update on the graveyard? It just looked... Well... I see dead people lol

[ThatAussieGuy]

Tried, but I ran out of characters, and I don't want to get rid of my current sig... Just yet

Now lets follow the tracks just a 'bit more.

Use tinyurl.com, and use a sigtext thread to make room in your signature 

Compromised ;P
Ikled means whispers in dorfish apparantly, also Aussie, could you give us an update on the graveyard? It just looked... Well... I see dead people lol

There's 44 ghosts roaming around Swordthunders.  They're mostly harmless.  I have interred one or two dangerous ones though.

[Karakzon]

Beach side villa please. Hopefully so long as it dosent flood.

[ThatAussieGuy]

Beach side villa please. Hopefully so long as it dosent flood.

Done.  and it's lake-side.  The beach is on the north side of Hell, the villas overlook what's going to be a nice lake in the south-west area

[Karakzon]

Thankys.
I shall decorate my doorway with used *Green Glass Vials* for the hell's milkman to pick up later.

[peskyninja]

Can someone give a briefing of what the hell is happening here?
(no way I'm going to read 50 pages of old jokes. )

[ThatAussieGuy]

Can someone give a briefing of what the hell is happening here?
(no way I'm going to read 50 pages of old jokes. )

Let's see if my list of Insults to Hell is up-to-date...

I made the much-feared Clown Car into a simple game of checkers that anyone can make and play

I built a set of bedrooms, workshops, a small barracks, dining room and food storage INSIDE a Glowing Pit (Hence the name 'Pit House') and made the obligatory 'dining in Hell' joke.

I walled off the edge all around with far fewer dwarven casualties than you might think (Almost all the deaths were from being locked outside during goblin sieges)

When a few guys started going crazy with a quote stack, I forcibly dwarfed them and enslaved them to building the wall as masons

I dug a channel straight down and grew strawberries

I'm flooring over the Glowing Pits and smoothing/engraving all of Hell bit-by-bit in dwarven graffiti

I've raised bees for honey

I've filled the north side with water to create a pleasant beach

I've built one-room villas around what will be a pleasant lake for my dwarves to live in

I've declared myself King of Dwarven Hell

I'm having the dwarves use adamantine floors to mark the work "SWORDTHUNDERS" on Hell's surface to show just who it belongs to (with a border around the letters made of wood from the surface)

I think I'm missing a few of the insults to Hell I've made.  Anyone remember the others?

[Patroclus]

You should move your trade depot down there, let the merchants know they're getting a hell of a deal.

[Loud Whispers]

Oh hey over 9000 views xD

Also, you forgot the windmill experiment, as well as the penguin artifacts, and of course everyone following the chronicles of the two military dwarves roaming the fort.

[Oliolli]

You should make a hospitalin hell as well.

"Oh, they're gonna have to glue you back together... IN HELL!"

[Loud Whispers]

You should make a hospitalin hell as well.

"Oh, they're gonna have to glue you back together... IN HELL!"

*Proceeds to recover wounded and bring into hell*

[khearn]

Urist McSoldier wakes up on the battlefield as a beautiful dwarven maiden picks him up and starts carrying him away. "Ach, Ye must be a Valkyrie taking me to Valhalla!". "No," she replies, "I'm taking you to Hell."

[peskyninja]

Aussie, what is your FPS?

[Karakzon]

Urist McSoldier wakes up on the battlefield as a beautiful dwarven maiden picks him up and starts carrying him away. "Ach, Ye must be a Valkyrie taking me to Valhalla!". "No," she replies, "I'm taking you to Hell."

On the bright side for that dwarf, at least hes got a good one liner in right at the start and she should actualy remember to feed him and bring him drink.

[Mego]

Urist McSoldier wakes up on the battlefield as a beautiful dwarven maiden picks him up and starts carrying him away. "Ach, Ye must be a Valkyrie taking me to Valhalla!". "No," she replies, "I'm taking you to Hell."

On the bright side for that dwarf, at least hes got a good one liner in right at the start and she should actualy remember to feed him and bring him drink.

If it's Doren picking up the injured dwarf, she'd probably cleave his head in instead.