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[ThatAussieGuy]

You're naming it after a greek siege tower? o_O

Makes sense I guess ^_^

Heliopolis was a city.  The direct translation is "Sun City", according to Wikipedia

[Loud Whispers]

Spoiler: I was talking about Helipolis... Ooops. >_> (click to show/hide)

[Karakzon]

i have the game that image was lifted from xP

anyways: Karakzon for dorfing if you get a spare mason.

Would love him to build his own house personaly, with a small mud floor garden and personal still in his cellar in hell.
After wich a lever to seal his door and shake his fist as the young dorfs run past his house like a grumpy old codger.
Unless youde like to hang this from the roof of hell somewere with the still being closest to the ceiling.

Retirement and family planning. In hell.

[Loud Whispers]

i have the game that image was lifted from xP

anyways: Karakzon for dorfing if you get a spare mason.

Would love him to build everyone a house personally, with a grand, wide royal roof with magnificent statue gardens, and personal stills in every cellar in hell.

Manual labour and family<---- There is only one family in hell. The others died. In hell.

ftfy.
AOM ftw.

[Sutremaine]

Eventually you'll have only Doren left, and eventually Doren will run out of food/booze.

Doesn't matter any more. Dwarves who become military elites get all their labours deactivated, but they can be reactivated if the dwarf is taken off active duty.

[Loud Whispers]

Eventually you'll have only Doren left, and eventually Doren will run out of food/booze.

Doesn't matter any more. Dwarves who become military elites get all their labours deactivated, but they can be reactivated if the dwarf is taken off active duty.

We're talking about the long term, since no dwarves are migrating/being born, one by one the dwarves will perish (and Doren being so far the toughest and most likely last survivor) would be clambering through empty hallways, in the pitch black darkness of hell, killing everything that would dare fight her, haunted by her fellow dwarves, until eventually, the piles of food become scraps, and the scraps rot away.

Then she perishes.

[khearn]

Alright, the first gabbro villa is coming along nicely.  The first person to come up with a reason for why their dwarf should get it that makes me laugh the hardest wins the first dwarven dream-home in Hell.

It doesn't matter who you give it to. Nothing matters. We're allll going to die!

How the hell could you not have any leather??? Every non-elven caravan carries bins and bins of it. You must have tons of it lying around outside from dead caravans. Aw hell with it, it's just not worth it any more. Nothing is worth it any more. We're all going to die!

[Loud Whispers]

Alright, the first gabbro villa is coming along nicely.  The first person to come up with a reason for why their dwarf should get it that makes me laugh the hardest wins the first dwarven dream-home in Hell.

It doesn't matter who you give it to. Nothing matters. We're allll going to die!

How the hell could you not have any leather??? Every non-elven caravan carries bins and bins of it. You must have tons of it lying around outside from dead caravans. Aw hell with it, it's just not worth it any more. Nothing is worth it any more. We're all going to die!

Khearn, calm down before I throw a boulder at your skull.
We're all going to die. The question now is, how can we prolong death for as long as possible, and will we be able to buy immortality with our deaths?!!

Those are the questions we need. And as long as we can stick together, no more dwarves should mysteriously disappear....

[khearn]

Why bother trying to prolong your worthless life? Without any leather to make my masterpiece, life just isn't worth living any more. You can all just go to Hell...  er, wait a minute... that's not right, we're already there. We're living in Hell! And you want to prolong it?? Death is the only way out of Hell, I tell you. There's just no point in going on like this. We're all going to die, and death shall make us free from Hell.

[Loud Whispers]

I've already died.

I'm still in hell.

We're never leaving hell.

[Sutremaine]

Then she perishes.

Of AussieGuy's boredom, since it would be the easiest hermit challenge ever.

[khearn]

Has Doren ever had a strange mood? If not, she's doomed, DOOMED I SAY! We're all DOOMED! DOOMED to a life with no leather! Woe! Woe!

[Mego]

Has Doren ever had a strange mood? If not, she's doomed, DOOMED I SAY! We're all DOOMED! DOOMED to a life with no leather! Woe! Woe!

Someone didn't eat their Cheery-o's this morning.

[Oaktree]

Dwarves from the Town Down Under (the Magma Sea).   

[ThatAussieGuy]

Has Doren ever had a strange mood? If not, she's doomed, DOOMED I SAY! We're all DOOMED! DOOMED to a life with no leather! Woe! Woe!

No and quite frankly, I really doubt any god, spiritual or fell being would go near Doren lest she took her spear or adamantine pick to them.

i have the game that image was lifted from xP

anyways: Karakzon for dorfing if you get a spare mason.

Everyone's got a few mixed jobs now as there's so few left

Spoiler:  Karakzon (click to show/hide)

For the record; Ezum is the god associated with Laws and takes the form of a Male Dwarf.  And yes, it only appeared once in the relationship list