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[Loud Whispers]

The bottom level's now floored over.  The slaves masons are now smoothing over the slade floor and walls for engraving

If I wasn't already dead, I would be literally dying with joy.

One quick question though, once you've made your golf course, your magma river, water slide, residential area /w bees and hellberries, over vast amounts of engravings of dwarves utterly owning demons in hilarious ways in the center of hell, what a' ya gonna do?

It's bad enough that you had to ask what you would do after making Hell get on its knees. The fact that the plan was brought up earlier only makes things worse.


One word:





MAGMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

magma river

.
Your ignorance, it ANGERS ME D:<
Plus Aussie, you should make your dwarves all shower before they step in the dorf swimming pool... You know, to stop all of the gloop and blood clogging it up. Who wants algae in their subterranean hell hot tub?!! 

[ThatAussieGuy]

Kogut, you didn't get what you wanted for a Mood, so you're currently running beserk through the fortress.  The Swift Tombs are on their way to hack your head open calm you down

edit:  Kogut's a lot calmer now.  He's also headless thanks to Doren's steel axe.  You should feel lucky, it's not often that she kills with that.  Usually she uses her adamantine pick or steel spear.

[Keldane]

Kogut, you didn't get what you wanted for a Mood, so you're currently running beserk through the fortress.  The Swift Tombs are on their way to hack your head open calm you down

edit:  Kogut's a lot calmer now.  He's also headless thanks to Doren's steel axe.  You should feel lucky, it's not often that she kills with that.  Usually she uses her adamantine pick or steel spear.

Wait, she's running around with all three?

[Kogut]

I think that failed moods are your main problem.

[Loud Whispers]

I think that failed moods are your main problem.

That and the above ground massacres.

Something in the mist took Urist Lee....

[ThatAussieGuy]

Kogut, you didn't get what you wanted for a Mood, so you're currently running beserk through the fortress.  The Swift Tombs are on their way to hack your head open calm you down

edit:  Kogut's a lot calmer now.  He's also headless thanks to Doren's steel axe.  You should feel lucky, it's not often that she kills with that.  Usually she uses her adamantine pick or steel spear.

Wait, she's running around with all three?

Yup

I think that failed moods are your main problem.

Yup

I think that failed moods are your main problem.

That and the above ground massacres.

Something in the mist took Urist Lee....

That's much less of a problem now that the dwarves are too busy to go outside.

[peskyninja]

LOL, banana wins.

[Loud Whispers]

LOL, banana wins.

BANNANA ALWAYS WINS

[Kogut]

I think that failed moods are your main problem.

Yup

But what you need? Yarn/silk?

[ThatAussieGuy]

I think that failed moods are your main problem.

Yup

But what you need? Yarn/silk?

I'm not sure, but next time a trade caravan turns up, I'm going to buy a bit of everything from them to try and keep insanity down to regular Swordthunders levels.

[Oliolli]

I control Hell itself, my fortress is siege-proof (as long as I remember to lock the hatches >.>) and my dwarves are all happy with engraved bedrooms, dining rooms and hallways.  My militia are psychotic killing machines with beards that don't so much laugh at demons as mock them.  And I have an 8z-level cistern full of water that I'm not sure what to do with anymore.  And I did say "v0.31.25".  I have no doubt the necromancers and were-creatures in the next update will kick my ass and bring my fortress to ruin in some !!Fun!! way that'll probably end with flooding.  Or start with it.

That one time you forget, and a goblin gets in, and your legendary party dorf gets slain,

THERE.

WILL.

BE.

FUN.

When you make a fort Fun-proof, the game will find some way to cram Fun down your throat. Maybe a failed mood ending up in a berserk dwarf, maybe a random tantrum due to

your legendary party dorf

dying after a failed mood. Maybe an error in engineering.

IT.
WILL.
HAPPEN.

It's finally happening! Fun is appoaching! BWAHAHAHA!

[ThatAussieGuy]

Not really.  The population's only suffering from attrition due to a severe lack of migrants.  Worst comes to worse, I have to reclaim Swordthunders.  !!Fun!! would require a sudden event that slaughters most or all of the population at once.

edit: Uh-oh, Mego II's just withdrawn from society.  Surprisingly, he's avoided the masonry workshops in the Pit House and seems to be heading back up into the fortress.  I'm guessing he's going for a Craftdwarf's Workshop.  Yup, he's claimed a craftdwarf's shop and he's going to fetch stuff

edit 2: Uh-oh.  He's sitting in the workshop wanting cloth, skeletons and cut gems.  The elf traders just left, but there's a siege outside.  I'm hoping for the caravan to go beserk soon so I can "humanely" put them down and claim their stuff in the hopes of finding a cut gem

[Mego]

shinies precious i need shinies to make my best creation ever all will adore it and love me but i need shinies right now SHINIES!!!!!!!!!!

Loud Whispers, what I meant was, the answer to every question is magma. In this case, more magma. And then, some water. Obsidianize Hell.

This is a masterwork obsidian sword. It is crafted from Hell itself.

[Loud Whispers]

shinies precious i need shinies to make my best creation ever all will adore it and love me but i need shinies right now SHINIES!!!!!!!!!!

Loud Whispers, what I meant was, the answer to every question is magma. In this case, more magma. And then, some water. Obsidianize Hell.

This is a masterwork obsidian sword. It is crafted from Hell itself.

You mad dwo. >
Also, magma / 0 = 42 o_O

[Zorae]

According to the wiki:

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The third migrant wave and on are influenced by the created wealth of the fortress, with more wealth attracting more immigrants (more research is needed to determine specifics). Specifically, they're influenced by the fortress wealth as reported by the last outgoing dwarven caravan. Wealth created after the caravan leaves has no influence until the next year's caravan leaves. If the caravan fails to make it out then the fortress' wealth is not reported. The dwarven liaison does not report on fortress wealth, in those circumstances where the liaison makes it out but the caravan doesn't.

Doesn't matter that you have a hell resort or how wealthy your fortress is if nobody goes back to let the mountainhome how awesome your fortress is