Topic: An AussieGuy Project - The Dwarven Checkerboard and siezing the HFS (spoilers) (Read 416534 times)

ThatAussieGuy · « **Reply #390 on:** October 17, 2011, 07:42:13 am »

Proper glorious hell-insulting update shortly. I'm just waiting on a dwarf to come along and build the farm plot. That is considered "outdoors" in hell...

MadocComadrin · « **Reply #391 on:** October 17, 2011, 07:55:11 am »

Urist McCook: How long have you been down here in this quite literal hell, Urist McFarmer? Why don't you take a step outside?
Urist McFarmer: What'chu talkin' about? We're outside right now!

ThatAussieGuy · « **Reply #392 on:** October 17, 2011, 08:04:59 am »

Ladies and Gentledwarves, Hell is now officially my bitch

Spoiler: Strawberries, anyone? (click to show/hide)

Oaktree · « **Reply #393 on:** October 17, 2011, 09:28:10 am »

Bees! Where are the bees! $:-\$

We want a draught of Hell Mead dumped on our tomb!

Not to mention the science of finding out what Windmill power in Hell is...

Necro910 · « **Reply #394 on:** October 17, 2011, 10:07:55 am »

Quote from: Oaktree on October 17, 2011, 09:28:10 am

Bees! Where are the bees! $:-\$

We want a draught of Hell Mead dumped on our tomb!

Not to mention the science of finding out what Windmill power in Hell is...

OVER NINE THOUSAND

Quote from: Musashi on October 17, 2011, 06:47:14 am

Quote from: Wannazzaki on October 17, 2011, 06:38:00 am
Quote from: Musashi on October 17, 2011, 06:36:43 am
Quote from: Wannazzaki on October 17, 2011, 06:17:24 am
Can anyone else feel Toady's burning glare hating Aussie and furiously fixing the Clown's pathing and behavior so players need to come up with more elaborate and fantastic methods of screwing them?
The burning you feel? It is shame.

Opposed to say syphillis?
No, opposed to magma.

Mag ma magmamagma magm a magma magmamagma magma mag ma!

MadocComadrin · « **Reply #395 on:** October 17, 2011, 10:22:02 am »

Magmamagma-magmamagma-magmamagma-magmamagma MAG-MA!

Necro910 · « **Reply #396 on:** October 17, 2011, 10:25:01 am »

Quote from: MadocComadrin on October 17, 2011, 10:22:02 am

Magmamagma-magmamagma-magmamagma-magmamagma MAG-MA!

Magma mag-ma magmamagma magma magma mag ma magmagma.

ThatAussieGuy · « **Reply #397 on:** October 17, 2011, 10:27:39 am »

God dammit, that's somehow put the Katamari song in my head. Someone's getting a magma bath for that, even if I have to redwarf them (cant remember if Necro's still alive)

Necro910 · « **Reply #398 on:** October 17, 2011, 10:29:35 am »

Quote from: ThatAussieGuy on October 17, 2011, 10:27:39 am

God dammit, that's somehow put the Katamari song in my head. Someone's getting a magma bath for that, even if I have to redwarf them (cant remember if Necro's still alive)

I ran at the goblins screaming magma because you failed to install magma defense weapons

ThatAussieGuy · « **Reply #399 on:** October 17, 2011, 10:32:34 am »

Oh, that's right. Remind me to make sure a Necro911 is stationed in Hell when I've finished flooring off the Glowing Pits and split the savegame. He'll get some magma...

Necro910 · « **Reply #400 on:** October 17, 2011, 10:34:20 am »

Quote from: ThatAussieGuy on October 17, 2011, 10:32:34 am

Oh, that's right. Remind me to make sure a Necro911 is stationed in Hell when I've finished flooring off the Glowing Pits and split the savegame. He'll get some magma...

Ok, will do.

Can you put periods in names? I've never tried that before, now that I think about it $:-\$

If so, can you do Necro910.4?

ThatAussieGuy · « **Reply #401 on:** October 17, 2011, 10:46:37 am »

Quote from: Necro910 on October 17, 2011, 10:34:20 am

Quote from: ThatAussieGuy on October 17, 2011, 10:32:34 am
Oh, that's right. Remind me to make sure a Necro911 is stationed in Hell when I've finished flooring off the Glowing Pits and split the savegame. He'll get some magma...
Ok, will do.

Can you put periods in names? I've never tried that before, now that I think about it $:-\$

If so, can you do Necro910.4?

Willdo. By the way, in all this time, I'm surprised no-one's made an Australian joke along the lines of "Normal people use game pieces, Aussies play checkers with live demons", or something similar along the old "this is a knife" joke

Necro910 · « **Reply #402 on:** October 17, 2011, 10:48:37 am »

Quote from: ThatAussieGuy on October 17, 2011, 10:46:37 am

Quote from: Necro910 on October 17, 2011, 10:34:20 am
Quote from: ThatAussieGuy on October 17, 2011, 10:32:34 am
Oh, that's right. Remind me to make sure a Necro911 is stationed in Hell when I've finished flooring off the Glowing Pits and split the savegame. He'll get some magma...
Ok, will do.

Can you put periods in names? I've never tried that before, now that I think about it $:-\$

If so, can you do Necro910.4?

Willdo. By the way, in all this time, I'm surprised no-one's made an Australian joke along the lines of "Normal people use game pieces, Aussies play checkers with live demons", or something similar along the old "this is a knife" joke

Thanks.

Also,
"That's not a checkerboard, THIS is a checkerboard!"

ThatAussieGuy · « **Reply #403 on:** October 17, 2011, 10:54:43 am »

Quote from: Necro910 on October 17, 2011, 10:48:37 am

"That's not a checkerboard, THIS is a checkerboard!"

That'll do nicely, thank you

Loud Whispers · « **Reply #404 on:** October 17, 2011, 11:19:06 am »

Quote from: Mego on October 16, 2011, 02:57:31 pm

Loud Whispers, your sig (as well as my previous musical work for Failcannon) has inspired me:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
This was a triumph
I'm making a note here - ‼HUGE SUCCESS‼
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
Dwarven ‼Science‼
We do what we must because we can
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead

But there's no use crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying 'till you run out of slade
The clown car is lame
So you make a neat game
For the dwarves who are still alive

I'm not even sorry
I'm being so sincere right now
Maybe they'll find someone else to torment
Maybe Boatmurded
That was a joke, haha, fat chance
Anyway this Hell is great
It's so spooky and dark

Look at me still talking when there's ‼Science‼ to do
When I look up there it makes me glad I'm not you
I have clowns to catch
There's obsidian to be cast
From the demons who are still alive

And believe me, I am still alive
I'm doing ‼Science‼ and I'm still alive
I feel ecstatic and I'm still alive
And while they're dying I'll be still alive
When they're dead I'll be still alive
Still alive
Still alive

Massive respect for the guy who embarrassed, conquered, and colonized Hell. *brofist*

It's beautiful ;_;
I'd add it to my sig IF WE DIDN'T HAVE A SIG LIMIT.

News:

Poll

Have I turned breaching the HFS from the most terrifying and challenging thing a dwarf can do into a simple and hilarious thing that anyone can do?

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