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[Kirbypowered]

Well that was nice. I come back to see I was saved from murderous goblins only to go insane a little while later. What better way to die than while naked and babbling psychotically? I bet I would've made the greatest artifact wooden flute the world has ever seen, or whatever a Powered Kirby makes for a living. I did notice I owned a traction bench, though. What was that about?

[Oaktree]

Sign me up.  I presume that despite my idea for demon containment I would have run afoul of authority at some point.  Maybe give me some Architect skill though?? 

And no, Oaktree is not an elven name.  Thorin Oakenshield was a distant cousin!

[Mego]

Hey Aussie, I'm not having Fun anymore. Can you make me have more fun?

[ThatAussieGuy]

Am i still alive by any chance?

All I can say is this - You are dead

You croaked in a demon attack, I believe.  Loud Whispers died the same time you did too.

Hey Aussie, I'm not having Fun anymore. Can you make me have more fun?

Fun? FUN?!! CEASE YOU TERMINAL REST AND GET BACK TO THE WAAAAALLLS!!

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Sign me up.  I presume that despite my idea for demon containment I would have run afoul of authority at some point.  Maybe give me some Architect skill though?? 

And no, Oaktree is not an elven name.  Thorin Oakenshield was a distant cousin!

Sure it's not. THROW THE ELVEN ARCHITECTURAL SPY ON THE WAAAAAALLS!

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[Oaktree]

But I didn't mean to drop that block on the overseer from 4 Z-levels up!   

[EveryZig]

But I didn't mean to drop that block on the overseer from 4 Z-levels up!   

Nice try attempting to imitate a real dwarf, but we all know that wasn't you.

[ThatAussieGuy]

Kirbypowered, you finally died.  Of dehydration.  Guess running around babbling really works up a thirst.

[ThatAussieGuy]

Vehudur had a mood and made something out of bone!  Considering he used one of the Pit House craftshops, I'm sure it's something made of demon bones with images of edelrict horrors engraved over it...

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....Or it could be made of badger bone, with rings of badger bone.  Godsdamnit, Vehudur. 

[Wannazzaki]

Vehudur had a mood and made something out of bone!  Considering he used one of the Pit House craftshops, I'm sure it's something made of demon bones with images of edelrict horrors engraved over it...

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....Or it could be made of badger bone, with rings of badger bone.  Godsdamnit, Vehudur.

SEND HIM TO THE WALL. AGAIN.

Also: Aussie, a friend wants to know.  How are you for upper level over elaborate death corridors of high maintainence and autriums of ancestral pornography and decadence?

[ThatAussieGuy]

He's already back on it.  Sometimes I wish you could dispatch the Fort Guard yourself to administer beatings....

[Keldane]

I haven't noticed myself mentioned. Am I still alive, and just quietly working away under the radar?

[ThatAussieGuy]

I haven't noticed myself mentioned. Am I still alive, and just quietly working away under the radar?

...relatively.  You're alive, but there's a Red Devil chasing you and a bunch of other Masons.  Really should've remembered to start top-down for the last wall...

[Mego]

Yay, back on the wall-

WHAT THE FUCK YOU DORFED ME FEMALE AGAIN?!?!?!?!?!?

[EveryZig]

He's already back on it.  Sometimes I wish you could dispatch the Fort Guard yourself to administer beatings....

You can get a closs effect using a small room and several livestock.

[Vehudur]

I'm sorry, it was all I could think of!