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Have I turned breaching the HFS from the most terrifying and challenging thing a dwarf can do into a simple and hilarious thing that anyone can do?

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Necro910

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Re: An AussieGuy Project - The Dwarven Checkerboard and siezing the HFS (spoilers)
« Reply #795 on: October 28, 2011, 09:52:24 am »
Quote from: ThatAussieGuy on October 28, 2011, 09:36:24 am
I'm up to the 'H' now in 'Swordthunders'.  There's a goblin siege on my doorstep and humans have arrived to trade.  Hope I remember which one to offer goods to and which one to offer Doren and Shen to...
WHY NOT BOTH?

Quote from: ThatAussieGuy on October 27, 2011, 10:44:02 pm
Spoiler:  The Comedy of Scorching (click to show/hide)
How are my throws spoiled? HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME, THEY ARE FRESH FROM THE BOWELS OF THE EARTH!

I SHIT ON YOU WITH THEM!
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Re: An AussieGuy Project - The Dwarven Checkerboard and siezing the HFS (spoilers)
« Reply #796 on: October 28, 2011, 09:55:34 am »
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Re: An AussieGuy Project - The Dwarven Checkerboard and siezing the HFS (spoilers)
« Reply #797 on: October 28, 2011, 09:57:05 am »
Quote from: Necro910 on October 28, 2011, 09:52:24 am
Quote from: ThatAussieGuy on October 28, 2011, 09:36:24 am
I'm up to the 'H' now in 'Swordthunders'.  There's a goblin siege on my doorstep and humans have arrived to trade.  Hope I remember which one to offer goods to and which one to offer Doren and Shen to...
WHY NOT BOTH?

Quote from: ThatAussieGuy on October 27, 2011, 10:44:02 pm
Spoiler:  The Comedy of Scorching (click to show/hide)
How are my throws spoiled? HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME, THEY ARE FRESH FROM THE BOWELS OF THE EARTH!

I SHIT ON YOU WITH THEM!

Bwahahahah.  I meant The Comedy of Scorching, though I suspect you know this...

Spoiler:  Necro 911 (click to show/hide)

Now get to work engraving and flooring over Pits, or you'll be sent up to live in the fortress with the wild animals instead of a nice lakeside Gabbro Villa in Hell!

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Re: An AussieGuy Project - The Dwarven Checkerboard and siezing the HFS (spoilers)
« Reply #798 on: October 28, 2011, 09:58:40 am »
You know there's something wrong when you get kicked out of Hell.
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Re: An AussieGuy Project - The Dwarven Checkerboard and siezing the HFS (spoilers)
« Reply #799 on: October 28, 2011, 10:02:03 am »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on October 28, 2011, 09:58:40 am
You know there's something wrong when you get kicked out of Hell.

I'm surprised no-one's commented on me forcibly dwarfing people as slaves for my labours in Hell.  In most forts, it's nice gift by request.  In Swordthunders, it's slave labour with the only the low population keeping them from working in life-threatening conditions
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Re: An AussieGuy Project - The Dwarven Checkerboard and siezing the HFS (spoilers)
« Reply #800 on: October 28, 2011, 10:04:17 am »
Quote from: ThatAussieGuy on October 28, 2011, 10:02:03 am
Quote from: Loud Whispers on October 28, 2011, 09:58:40 am
You know there's something wrong when you get kicked out of Hell.

I'm surprised no-one's commented on me forcibly dwarfing people as slaves for my labours in Hell.  In most forts, it's nice gift by request.  In Swordthunders, it's slave labour with the only the low population keeping them from working in life-threatening conditions

I don't think there's a single fort that's not run like soviet magma Aussie.
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Re: An AussieGuy Project - The Dwarven Checkerboard and siezing the HFS (spoilers)
« Reply #801 on: October 28, 2011, 10:23:43 am »
Whoopsy.  Human merchants went beserk/stark raving mad because they were locked in during a Goblin Siege.  Looks like you got your wish, Loud Whispers - Doren and Shen are discussing trade agreements with them now.


Should I be worried about the lone sane Human Spearman making a run for it outside the fortress?  Wondering if it'll be worse if he makes it back, or if he never comes back at all...
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Re: An AussieGuy Project - The Dwarven Checkerboard and siezing the HFS (spoilers)
« Reply #802 on: October 28, 2011, 10:29:25 am »
Quote from: ThatAussieGuy on October 28, 2011, 09:57:05 am
Quote from: Necro910 on October 28, 2011, 09:52:24 am
Quote from: ThatAussieGuy on October 28, 2011, 09:36:24 am
I'm up to the 'H' now in 'Swordthunders'.  There's a goblin siege on my doorstep and humans have arrived to trade.  Hope I remember which one to offer goods to and which one to offer Doren and Shen to...
WHY NOT BOTH?

Quote from: ThatAussieGuy on October 27, 2011, 10:44:02 pm
Spoiler:  The Comedy of Scorching (click to show/hide)
How are my throws spoiled? HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME, THEY ARE FRESH FROM THE BOWELS OF THE EARTH!

I SHIT ON YOU WITH THEM!

Bwahahahah.  I meant The Comedy of Scorching, though I suspect you know this...

Spoiler:  Necro 911 (click to show/hide)

Now get to work engraving and flooring over Pits, or you'll be sent up to live in the fortress with the wild animals instead of a nice lakeside Gabbro Villa in Hell!
Detests toads? Likes crowds? YOU PIECE OF-
 Wait... HE HAS PURPLE EYES

Everything is fine now  :P
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Re: An AussieGuy Project - The Dwarven Checkerboard and siezing the HFS (spoilers)
« Reply #803 on: October 28, 2011, 10:31:43 am »
When smouldering dorfs crawl in frantically patting out flames in their trouser legs after a brief stint in the sun, blaming underground conditioning...yeah

They will obviously need to be fully encased in armour like so.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Re: An AussieGuy Project - The Dwarven Checkerboard and siezing the HFS (spoilers)
« Reply #804 on: October 28, 2011, 10:32:14 am »
Oh god, alcohol made me post in the wrong thread D:...enjoy random cool image >.>
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Re: An AussieGuy Project - The Dwarven Checkerboard and siezing the HFS (spoilers)
« Reply #805 on: October 28, 2011, 10:34:04 am »
Quote from: Wannazzaki on October 28, 2011, 10:32:14 am
Oh god, alcohol made me post in the wrong thread D:...enjoy random cool image >.>

Someone's been drinking too much water from the beach in Hell.  I had it designated as a water source, but I'm worried about the blend of demon goo and extracts in the water.  It'll probably put hairs on their chests.   Right before the water melts out through said chests.
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Re: An AussieGuy Project - The Dwarven Checkerboard and siezing the HFS (spoilers)
« Reply #806 on: October 28, 2011, 10:36:31 am »
Quote from: ThatAussieGuy on October 28, 2011, 10:34:04 am
Quote from: Wannazzaki on October 28, 2011, 10:32:14 am
Oh god, alcohol made me post in the wrong thread D:...enjoy random cool image >.>

Someone's been drinking too much water from the beach in Hell.  I had it designated as a water source, but I'm worried about the blend of demon goo and extracts in the water.  It'll probably put hairs on their chests.   Right before the water melts out through said chests.

It put's hair on everyones chest around the drinker.
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Re: An AussieGuy Project - The Dwarven Checkerboard and siezing the HFS (spoilers)
« Reply #807 on: October 28, 2011, 10:37:41 am »
Quote from: ThatAussieGuy on October 28, 2011, 10:34:04 am
Quote from: Wannazzaki on October 28, 2011, 10:32:14 am
Oh god, alcohol made me post in the wrong thread D:...enjoy random cool image >.>

Someone's been drinking too much water from the beach in Hell.  I had it designated as a water source, but I'm worried about the blend of demon goo and extracts in the water.  It'll probably put hairs in their chests.
Fixed.
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Re: An AussieGuy Project - The Dwarven Checkerboard and siezing the HFS (spoilers)
« Reply #808 on: October 28, 2011, 10:39:10 am »
Okay, seriously though - Do I let the human spearman (probably) get away alive after all his caravan-mates have gone insane or beserk and been slaughtered by Doren and Shen, or do I send them after him to finish the job and the caravan just winds up as missing?
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Re: An AussieGuy Project - The Dwarven Checkerboard and siezing the HFS (spoilers)
« Reply #809 on: October 28, 2011, 10:42:10 am »
Quote from: ThatAussieGuy on October 28, 2011, 10:39:10 am
Okay, seriously though - Do I let the human spearman (probably) get away alive after all his caravan-mates have gone insane or beserk and been slaughtered by Doren and Shen, or do I send them after him to finish the job and the caravan just winds up as missing?
Eh, he's insane. I don't think it actually matters at this point, so do whatever you like.
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