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[MrShovelFace]

so iv notice my mothers dragging their babies into battle and that the babies fight with the mothers

is there any way that i could turn babies into a more efficient weapon?

[Urist Da Vinci]

With modding, you could make dwarven women give birth to 2-3 kids at once, giving them more baby shields to carry.

[Eddren]

Now, if only we had a way to mod a Crossbow to shoot babies.

[NRDL]

What other organic weapons do dwarves naturally have?

[Mitchewawa]

Enemies seem to focus babies, so having your tragedy-hardened warrior mothers carry a lot of babies into battle, they can be made into effective meat shields.

[Cheveux]

Now, if only we had a way to mod a Crossbow to shoot babies.

Couldn't we mod crossbow to use corpses as ammo? Or mod a new ranged that use a new type of ammo made of babies corpses?

[Powder Miner]

Could we mod dwarves to have steel skin from birth until end of childhood?

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

Now, if only we had a way to mod a Crossbow to shoot babies.

Couldn't we mod crossbow to use corpses as ammo? Or mod a new ranged that use a new type of ammo made of babies corpses?

Dear god my first modding project is going to be The CORPSE CANNON!

[Ultimuh]

Could we mod dwarves to have steel skin from birth until end of childhood?

Why only until end of childhood?
Why not have unstoppable supermendwarves until they reach max age?

[Powder Miner]

OR for maximum cruelty hy not have dwarves that live as black-candy supermen for a year over maturity where they have huge litters of dwarves and then asplode violently?

[TheeBaconman]

Now, if only we had a way to mod a Crossbow to shoot babies.

Couldn't we mod crossbow to use corpses as ammo? Or mod a new ranged that use a new type of ammo made of babies corpses?

Dear god my first modding project is going to be The CORPSE CANNON!

And when we can lay siege to others' forts. Give the bodies syndromes and !BAM! !FUN! for !everyone!

[o_O[WTFace]]

You might be able to train the babies at dodging and unarmed combat skills, if you modded them to stay babies for a useful amount of time.  A child safe material for the infant danger creche might need to be modded in, but you could also just use featherwood training spears and apply more babies.  Using a cave blob as a sparing partner might be even better, because the child could learn biting.  It really depends on how dangerous "push" type attacks are and if the cave blob syndrome can cause real harm. 

I think this could work and I just found a theme for my next fort!

[ThatAussieGuy]

Now, if only we had a way to mod a Crossbow to shoot babies.

Couldn't we mod crossbow to use corpses as ammo? Or mod a new ranged that use a new type of ammo made of babies corpses?

Dear god my first modding project is going to be The CORPSE CANNON!

Why not give Cats an ammo tag?  THAT should make their overpopulation useful "Urist McMarksdwarf is out of ammo" "Urist McMarksdwarf fired Cat at Goblin Target".

[MrShovelFace]

if i was to mod the age until childhood to say .. 99 years, would that mean my mother could potentially carry 99 angry babies into combat at once?

[Leonance]

if i was to mod the age until childhood to say .. 99 years, would that mean my mother could potentially carry 99 angry babies into combat at once?

Have not tried it but it seems possible looking at the [BABY:X] tag in the raws. Although having a dwarf live 99 years in a fort seems weird.