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Tharwen

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Re: Atis Ballstaves
« Reply #15 on: October 03, 2011, 06:55:38 am »
Putting 'balls' in a sentence doesn't make it a pun...
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Re: Atis Ballstaves
« Reply #16 on: October 03, 2011, 07:02:50 am »
It does if we put it in right.
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Re: Atis Ballstaves
« Reply #17 on: October 03, 2011, 07:10:51 am »
it does if you have the balls to dick arround LOLOLO you guys are a bunch of dicks, but you have balls dick balls dick balls dick balls dick balls dick balls dick balls dick balls dick balls dick balls dick balls dick balls dick balls dick balls dick balls dick balls dick balls dick balls dick balls dick balls dick balls dick balls dick balls dick balls dick balls dick balls dick balls dick balls dick balls

i are make puns hur hur
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Re: Atis Ballstaves
« Reply #18 on: October 03, 2011, 07:17:02 am »
Quote from: 612DwarfAvenue on October 03, 2011, 07:02:50 am
It does if we put it in right and left.
Fixed

Also,
*Revokes Askot's license to pun.
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Re: Atis Ballstaves
« Reply #19 on: October 03, 2011, 07:20:18 am »
What was a pretty limp post by Askot.
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Re: Atis Ballstaves
« Reply #20 on: October 03, 2011, 07:35:47 am »
Quote from: Sir E Brum on October 01, 2011, 10:02:14 pm
dick
Quote from: Angel Of Death on October 02, 2011, 07:12:35 am
dangling nuts
Quote from: 612DwarfAvenue on October 02, 2011, 07:19:34 am
balls dick
Quote from: greatorder on October 02, 2011, 11:25:08 am
balls dick
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fucked  crundles dick
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nuts dicks
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fucked dicks balls
Quote from: Askot Bokbondeler on October 03, 2011, 07:10:51 am
balls dick dicks balls dick balls dick balls dick balls dick balls dick balls dick balls dick balls dick balls dick balls dick balls dick balls dick balls dick balls dick balls dick balls dick balls dick balls dick balls dick balls dick balls dick balls dick balls dick balls dick balls dick balls dick balls dick balls dick balls

hey, i did same puns as everyone else, why are i not cool?
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Re: Atis Ballstaves
« Reply #21 on: October 03, 2011, 07:42:27 am »
No, you did not do it the same. You didn't make it witty and seem like it could be part of a normal conversation.
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Re: Atis Ballstaves
« Reply #22 on: October 03, 2011, 07:48:21 am »
Quote from: 612DwarfAvenue on October 03, 2011, 07:42:27 am
No, you did not do it the same. You didn't make it witty and seem like it could be part of a normal conversation.
He didn't really dip into sack of creativity, did he?

Sorry...
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Re: Atis Ballstaves
« Reply #23 on: October 03, 2011, 10:09:13 am »
Quote from: 612DwarfAvenue on October 03, 2011, 07:42:27 am
No, you did not do it the same. You didn't make it witty and seem like it could be part of a normal conversation.
actually, my point is that nobody else did it either. i'm suspecting you have very low standards for witty, and have pretty terrible normal conversations

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Quote from: 612DwarfAvenue on October 03, 2011, 07:42:27 am
No, you did not do it the same. You didn't make it witty and seem like it could be part of a normal conversation.
He didn't really dip into sack of creativity, did he?

Sorry...
eh, to be fair, that one wasn't completely terrible
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Re: Atis Ballstaves
« Reply #24 on: October 03, 2011, 10:35:46 am »
Quote from: Askot Bokbondeler on October 03, 2011, 10:09:13 am
Quote from: 612DwarfAvenue on October 03, 2011, 07:42:27 am
No, you did not do it the same. You didn't make it witty and seem like it could be part of a normal conversation.
actually, my point is that nobody else did it either. i'm suspecting you have very low standards for witty, and have pretty terrible normal conversations
We're making genetalia jokes. You're making fun of us making genetalia jokes. Saying balls dick balls over and over is not a genetalia joke, but constructing it as a normal sentence is.

And you would be surprised what the level of culture around here is.  :(
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Re: Atis Ballstaves
« Reply #25 on: October 03, 2011, 11:30:11 am »
i dont have a problem with genitalia joke, i have a problem with everybody making the same joke over and over again. you noticed how many times the words balls and dick were used before i came here? not even in different figurative meanings, and often in the same exact phrases.
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And you would be surprised what the level of culture around here is.  :(
this thread was approaching youtube comment levels
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Re: Atis Ballstaves
« Reply #26 on: October 03, 2011, 11:36:03 am »
Quote from: Askot Bokbondeler on October 03, 2011, 11:30:11 am
Quote from: Necro910 on October 03, 2011, 10:35:46 am
And you would be surprised what the level of culture around here is.  :(
this thread was approaching youtube comment levels
Exactly, I was referring to my town  :P
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Re: Atis Ballstaves
« Reply #27 on: October 03, 2011, 12:22:33 pm »
lets bring this up to bay12 stadards

There once was a dwarf warrioress called Urist, and she was fighting a flailgoblin when a little dwarven baby popped out of her. Not being even a dabbling meatshieldsdwarf, she questioned her squad captain on what to do with this thing, and the captain, unfamiliar with the name of the goblin's exotic weapon, explained to Urist what to do the best way he could
"you plunge it at his ballstaff thingie"
And so the baby was named Atis Ballstaves, a mnemonic to aid mother Urist in remembering how to properly use it in battle. then they poured magma on elves hur hur carp lol2cat

i tried my hardest, but the guy's name wasn't that funny to begin with
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Re: Atis Ballstaves
« Reply #28 on: October 03, 2011, 12:31:56 pm »
Quote from: Askot Bokbondeler on October 03, 2011, 11:30:11 am
this thread was approaching youtube comment levels
Thumbs up if you disagree.

Goddamn it, I hate thumb whores. They make Youtube comments unreadable.
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Re: Atis Ballstaves
« Reply #29 on: October 03, 2011, 01:25:38 pm »
Quote from: Angel Of Death on October 03, 2011, 12:31:56 pm
Quote from: Askot Bokbondeler on October 03, 2011, 11:30:11 am
this thread was approaching youtube comment levels
Thumbs up if you disagree.

Goddamn it, I hate thumb whores. They make Youtube comments unreadable.
I hate "Thumbs up" comments as well.  "916 people were [joke related video]" ones are sometimes funny, but they are too overused.
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